What kino would you ask for?
What kino would you ask for?
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All 20 seasons of Law & Order.
The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Ford, since it's my favorite movie and it's also about someone facing their death.
Lamb chops (med rare), Asparagus, Garlic Mashed Potatoes, water with lemon to drink.
7 tonnes of fried chicken and all the seasons of the bold and the beautiful
Drive
tepid water
Zombie Simpsons, any episode.
Five minutes in and I'd be begging for death
All of General Hospital
it must be so incredibly strange to eat your last meal
i know this guy murdered two people but just imagine how he felt looking down at that plate
tragic
Sátántangó, pot of coffee and a pack of cigarettes.
>"can you please prevent me from using Sup Forums?"
Most people's last meal will be gruel and apple sauce or just straight up drip. Fuck that.
crab legs, falcon chow, and problem child 2 on VHS
Hahaha you fuckin fag.
They shouldn't even give these monsters a last meal and movie. Just keep them in a cell for a few months and flip a coin every other day to decide when they get killed, and don't inform them of it either. Why do we waste tax money on murderers and thieves.
Would you like some cock with that too?
I'd want a film that fits my method of execution.
>Firing squad
Paths of Glory
>Electrocution
Back to the Future
>Hanging
Anything with David Carradine
Wendy's: 3 plain double cheeseburgers, a large fry, and a large coke with a refill.
Dragonheart.
Steak and eggs
Salmon with brown rice and broccoli
hot berry with ice cream for desert
Princess mononoke
>water with lemon to drink.
my negro
>user anonymous
>24 years old
>bacon cheeseburger
>carne asada burrito
>waffle fries
>strawberry banana smoothie
>shitpost on Sup Forums while watching Stepbrothers
Would be a kino way to die
Boring yourself to death does seem like a less painful way to go
Yall ready know, boys
A movie that's closest to Straight up porn as I can find so I can have one last wank
if anything I would die shitposting
I wouldn't even let people know thats how I was going out in the thread, I would just make some stupid shitpost lost to time.
>PASS ME THE UUUURP GOD DEVICE MORTY
>Uh geeze rick I don't know I dont see a god de-
>THATS RIGHT MORTY THERE IS NO GOD
stargate sg1, start injecting the poison at around season 8 so I don't have to deal with the ori
fresh battered fish, chips, lemon and a nice alcoholic trifle
Imagine
it feels even more strange for me watching your last movie, knowing every minute counts and that you will never see that scene again.
Bangers, mash, and beans
Treacle sponge cake with vanilla ice cream
Irn Bru
Conan The Barbarian ('82)
this guy got lucky, usually you just get a 15dollar limit and whatever fast food is close by
Pad Thai and NCFOM
>Conan The Barbarian
My negroid
Electric chair
Gatorade
Twinkies
Tuna - Sashimi w/skin attached
There Will be Blood
Do you reckon they let him watch the entire trilogy?
I'd be pretty upset if Gandalf had just appeared at first light on the fifth day and my guard walked in and told me it was time to pause it and walk to the firing squad.
crepes
barry lyndon
Don't know. Maybe History of the World Part I.
Yes
I know what I'd ask for food wise without a second thought, but picking the last thing I'd ever watch is really hard.
Amadeus or Ikiru.
As for my last meal, barbecue. Ribs, pulled pork, and the like, with collared greens, baked beans and hushpuppies. I can't imagine they'd give me anything stiff to drink, so I'd have to go with Cherry Coke.
For what it's worth, a firing squad would probably be my preferred way to go where execution is concerned, at least.
>implying you'd get anything other than a needle in your arm
Surströmming and Boku No Pico 1-3.
>not choosing the first film you ever watched
Aladdin boiii
bake Mcdonald's cheeseburgers into the shape of a pizza and watch The Expendables
All the cheetohs one could possibly fit in a room and The Wire
Can you imagine your reaction if the cooks fuck up your last meal?
>choose a popular director's movie
>stop watching it halfway through
>make your last words "______ was so bad i'd rather die"
It would follow a director forever.
every meal could be your last meal
>alright bob, here's your well done steak, the ketchup packets are to the left
>Thomas J. Grasso was a 32-year-old male executed by lethal injection at Oklahoma State Penitentiary, McAlester, Oklahoma, United States, on March 20, 1995, for two murders.
>Less than an hour before he died, he issued his fourth and final statement, "I did not get my SpaghettiOs, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this"
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>firing squad
what would Sup Forums's last words be?
Fried chicken, lobstertail, fries, cheesecake, and a coke while watching Silence of the lambs.
but actual spaghetti is better than fucking canned shit
Getting caught was part of my plan.
Mine would be "Still nails in the eyes of all faggots" then I would shriek laughter until the juice hits
I lold
a french dip sandwich and a coke with a side of onion rings
and I'd watch Red Dawn so the guy executing me knows I ain't no commie
You are 15 years old and you should have done your homework already.
>but actual spaghetti is better than fucking canned shit
no
if i asked for a hot pocket and i get a croissant i'd be fucking furious
>Cheese and tomato pizza with a Sprite
>2015 Champions League Final
>Last words: >MESSI >MESSI >MESSI
plebs can't have any demands
>plebs
*murderer
Show some fucking respect.
>soccer fan
Smart, they can't execute retards
If you kill me, I will win
hey user, we had run out of free cells
this is your roommate for the night
Satantango because it's long enough for me to plan some daring escape.
the fire rises
aristocats
while having sushi and a beer
king of the edge right there
That's not even a real article.
I did this
Couldn't recommend it even to delay my execution
PAN
NICE AND HOT
it's cool man, i'm a satanist myself, You save any of that bible for me?
-1 bowl of linguine with mushroom bolognese
-1 Taco Bell burrito supreme and 1 double decker taco
-4 Reese's peanut butter cups
-1 bucket of ice and a glass
-1 can each of Coke, A&W Root Beer, Sunkist grape, strawberry, and orange
-I'd want to play through Super Metroid rather than watching kino.
Meal: Crab and salmon stir fry
Dessert: Millionaire's shortbread
Movie: Sky High
Last words: Now this is podracing
I kinda want one
I'd ask for a bulletproof vest, but only if it was anything other than a firing squad execution. They'd remember me
In lieu of a final meal, can I have a handjob from my old science teacher?
No, you're supposed to GIVE the handjob, bigot
kino post
This. Gimme a fuckin microwave burrito and a can of spaghettios or something I don't give a shit.
Popeyes spicy fried chicken with hot sauce while watching small soldiers
>Do you feel in charge?
yippee kay yay motherfucker
JUST
"HAHAHAHAHA! Jokes on YOU! You're executing the wrong guy, Stupid!!!"
The entire kinomatography of BLACKED.com and a blood sausage.
And yes, I am swedish.
>If you stick that needle in me, would I die
>hey reply with it would be extremely painful
>I'm a big guy
Four fried chickens, dry white toast and a Coke.
The Blues Brothers.
I just want Sup Forums to remember me. They're kewl dudes.
They can't execute you if you're suicidal. I'll take anything you need a knife to cut, make some lacerations to my neck and get a free pass
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Thief, Manhunter or Heat
Tell Janine Barlow her kid was delicious
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
>Do you think you can kill me , pathetic human?
*die*
lol. if you don't murder two people, your last meal will end up being a lot less glamorous
I have known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I've been Offworld and back...frontiers! I've stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching the stars fight on the shoulder of Orion. I've felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I've seen it...felt it!
>End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and.....and....FUCK I FORGOT THE LINE!!
NO NO DON'T KILL ME, YOU HAVE TO LET ME GET MY LAST WORDS RIGHT!!
NO PLEASE PLEASE DON'T PUSH THE BUTTON THIS IS IMPORTANT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MAGA
EDIT: THANKS FOR THE GOLD
two buffalo chicken sandwiches from Chez Nous in San Diego, a sixpack of Sculpin and a Julians Apple Pie watching Terriers