Wake the FUCK up sheeples

wake the FUCK up sheeples

flat earth is a falseflag

Hmm...

False flag to what ends? Just for fun?

this

>dude flat earth lmao
>dude alien lizard illuminati lmao

normal people will think that anyone who questions the narrative will belong in the same group as those idiots so now when you say

>the jews control the USA

people will reply "BROOO YEAH LEMME GUESS THOSE JEWS ARE ALIEN LIZARDS RITE"

What about the people who actually believe in it?

they got sucked in

Orrr maybe "Jew control the Earth" is a false flag to get people to dismiss the real shape of Earth and what lies beyond the great ice wall.

My point exactly. Conspiracy theories are like cults, they exist to take advantage of gullible people. Even if you believe "jews control the usa" and think it is very important to do something about that, the people feeding information to you don't care about your cause at all. They just care about controlling you.

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Why not just get a boat and sail around Antarctica yourself? See if the coastline curves convexly or concavely.

#OnceYouGoFlat
#WherestheCurve

hello CIA or Mossad intern

that's not how lift works

centripetal force.......
literally, do this experiment with a ball and string

You can't sail around Antarctica you dumbass, it surrounds the whole planet and its highly guarded for "scientific purposes" (in fact we started guarding it same year as NASA came into being...). one of the very few things all nations come to agree on--Antarctic Treaty, to stop anyone from trespassing in Antarctica. For "scientific reasons".

Antartica is the most protected region of the world. Ever questioned why?

Yeah let me put some water on a ball and spin it around I am sure the water will stay perfectly flat just like water does on our Earth! After all everyone knows that water on a ball lays flat.

Pleasure yachts sail to the antarctic peninsula regularly. You can absolutely sail around Antarctica, there is not a naval blockade of the continent.

Right, tides are because some of the water spills off the sides and then God adds more to top it off a few hours later. Tides are different at different longitudes because timekeeping is a made up lie.

Yeah tides are from the moon pulling on the oceans so hard! The only thing that can make water stop sticking to a spinny ball is proximity to the moon.

you could just go straight into the unclaimed part and then out on the Australian

"The earth is actually a giant ball spinning at 1000 MPH! But you can't feel it or see it because uhhhhh its too big!!! So of course it looks and behaves exactly like a flat surface does!!"--NASA

"Yep"--Retards

Just compare 2007 with 2012.

The blue marble photo was taken with south at the top of the image but they flipped it before releasing it because they did not want to confuse Americans.

>This thread
Even when yanks pretend to be retarded they aren't funny

Yeah the moon obviously has nothing to do with it. Ancient people just mistakenly believed the moon caused the tides because they noticed that the tides were coincidentally higher during a full moon. It's the same as believing that Zeus makes thunder or whatever.

THE MAP PROJECTION STILL DOESN'T REPRESENT THE GLOBE SHAPE, RETARD

ON AN ACTUAL GLOBE THE FLIGHT PATH WOULD MAKE PERFECT SENSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck off shill

I don't want to break the meme illusion, but real talk, the reason for that is pretty fascinating.
>The difference between the two is one of distance. DSCOVR, located 1.6 million kilometers from Earth, has a similar perspective as though it were sitting at infinity; the effective map projection is an orthographic one. MODIS, orbiting only 700 kilometers above Earth, sees much less of the globe at a time. The Blue Marble image is a vertical perspective projection at some higher altitude than 700 kilometers, though I don't know what the altitude of projection is. As a result of its closer viewpoint, points near the center of the globe are much closer to the viewer than points at the globe's edge, so features near the center bulge -- it's the same effect that tends to make your nose look big when you take a selfie.
You can even duplicate it yourself if you have a globe or any type of ball with a recognizable pattern on it. Take a pic very close up, and then take one from across the room but zoomed in as far as you can.

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This. Man this joke is getting out of hand.

Trips confirm. Some genuine retard thought up some of these, then others found them so laughable that they spread them over and so even more dummies took them seriously.