Mr.Luthor, all the kryptonite exposure has somehow make you pregnant

Mr.Luthor, all the kryptonite exposure has somehow make you pregnant.

it's also because Batman rape him?

even if this impossible because Batman is not gay.

Does he have three nipples on his right side?

The new Kon-El origin?

>Batman is not gay

>Batman is not gay.

Why is the doctor also Lex Luthor?

also due to kryptonite exposure

What can't kryptonite at this point?
>artificial insemination
>faggot rays
>super hunger
>make your dick fall off
What else

Doctor you're not speaking with adequate syntax

Because Tim is a shit animator.

I put him in my anus everyday and he comes out covered in rotten pappi's turd.

it's nothing but a 50's soccer mom and christfag meme!

Batman can't be gay! same for Robin.

Pretty sure by most accounts he has an on again off again thing going with catwoman.

>what is a beard?

Ted Nugent pls

They are gay

>cannot unsee.

Do you honestly think he'd trust anyone else?

why does he have three nipples?

Why doesn't Superman just rape Lex Luthor?

Joker is different from Lex.

Lex doesn't want Superman's love. He wants to feel superior to every entity in existence.

It will only make Lex angrier.

That's exactly why superman needs to rape the luthor
How can he feel superior when he has alien dick in his ass?
Imagine this. Luthor has invented a device that will finally kill Superman. Prior to this, Superman has raped Luthor at least 5 times.
When Luthor activates the device, he can't push the button. He is confused, and frantically tries to fix the device while Superman floats nearby with a smile on his face. Upon opening the device, a massive explosion of super-pressurized kryptonian cum explodes force from the device, coating Luthor in Supermans rich batter. And then Superman rapes him, yet again.
What can Luthor do after that?

>It will only make Lex angrier.
all the more reason to do it. see, the reason batman hasn't raped joker is because joker wants it, and it's not rape by definition. they may have had sex, but that's irrelevant. if this would somehow knock lex down a peg while at the same time frustrating him further, then it's definitely worth a shot.

Because Lex already raped Superman and that resulted in Superboy

Superman knows what it feels like to be raped so he can't go through with it, even for the greater good

Why doesn't Superman just hug Lex Luthor?

I dunno about them, but maybe this Quitely guy is.

Why doesn't Firestorm just let Killer Frost die from heat loss?

Because Lex is carrying enough Kryptonite on his person to give himself cancer.

With...emotion?

But user, everybody is Lex Luthor!
That's why Lex Luthor is mad all the time.

Will Lex Luthor give birth to Doomsday? What the hell was that movie thinking?

He even started crying after cutting himself. That Lex needs a good Bat dicking.

That's a good question

He stole the extra one from Christopher Lee

He does not look like Lex Luthor you dingus. He looks more like Clarissa dad.

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