How much longer before the inevitable suicide?

how much longer before the inevitable suicide?

Inevitable

>JUST for men

>suicide
shit, angelina is going to have him killed

He's hit the entire spectrum of wog with those kids, well done

holy shit that kids hair line

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Man, being the child of a celeb must be a nightmare. All that pressure and expectations and comparisons.

except theyre adopted, no one expects shit from a third world adoptee except to be a spoiled fuck

>raising not one but three other men's children despite the ability to have your own children
>taking parts in shitty movies when you were once one of the most highly revered actors in Hollywood
>wearing a fedora

J U S T

Kek

Literally every woman on earth would bear his children no strings attached and he chooses to adopt.

>chooses
His anorexic no-tits wife forces him

Jolie trapped him with those kids, and now he wants out. I can see it on his face.

they had one biological son didn't they? Isn't he like neglected in favor of the adopted kids too

Soon

They have one daughter who says she is a boy.
Then they had twins, a boy and a girl, who appear relatively normal but are probably just as insane as the rest of the kids.

Angelina has gone on record saying she loves her adopted kids more (for the struggles they've been through), and that her real kids have been overprivileged and spoiled since birth

...

thumbnail looks like he's been hotglued

see

Is he going to be okay?

G-guys...!?

Angelina Jolie is a fucking nutjob and she is turning their kids insane as well.
Brad is a pretty cool dude. I don't know how he was able to deal with all her shit for as long as he did.

Ayo lemme break my neck real quick senpai

It doesn't matter if they're adopted, it's still hard.

>angelina jolie will never be your mother who makes you crossdress and humiliates you in front of the entire world

I look at his red hands and mean face and I wonder about that man who's gone so wrong.

this nigga looks like a grown ass man running a nail parlor and getting his second kid through medical school

Feels good man

man those kids are ugly
there are hundreds of thousands of cute niglets and pinoys and they chose the worst ones

>I want you to punch me in the face

>cute niglets
idk man

in 10 years, after his family stars in a blacked family special

What does blacked mean? Redacted?

They do exist, asshole.

blacked means fucked by a black man
it's the name of an interracial porn web
the owner is a french jew
he also owns tushy
they have the best cameras

KEKO FANTASTICO

Why did I kek so hard at this?

>They have the best cameras

It's so true, why is that? Looks better than film

I feel bad for brad. He seems like a good guy just trying to keep his autism in order. He's actually very shy and doesn't have many friends. He wants to raise his kids normally but Angelina wants to pamper them all with zero discipline and have no permanent home, constantly moving around the world

He seems like the only person in hollywood that isn't an awful person.

This.

nah it doesn't look better, but it looks just as good as film because they use the exact same cameras. IIRC blacked rents RED EPIC cameras to film their scenes

>be 11/10 chad
>looks
>mooooooney
>status
>fame
>career
>free, legal pussypass

FUCK

Also he's a pretty down-to-earth guy.

LITERALLY "don't ever talk to me or my wife's son(s) again!"

Why not just give the kids back

He's a decent human being

>11/10

lol, i'm better looking than pitt

he's not really a chad though, he just looks like one

But wasn't he freed from them back in october when he punched one of the asian midgets?

>tfw you got the opposite where you never forget a face

They call us super-recognizers in science.

$Keep them and pay a nanny is less than $Give them to the mother and pay for full child support

That's a fancy term for a condition called 'not giving a fuck about other people'

>I'd fight my kid.

because he spends a lot in them
he's already rich

>already have a few Aryan children
>wife wants you to adopt a bunch of shitskins
what do

yeah you sure are

this
do you work in something with that?

Suicide her

Yeah.
Now sit the fuck down.

Sex idol in the making you are

>implying face blindness isn't real
is this your first day on Sup Forums?

is this Shameless US?

Nope I looked into careers for it and you can only do police work. Maybe it'd be good for security/intelligence work too but in any event all of those pay less than my job.

It's fun in real life, you'll come across some person one day and your brain will be like "I know this person, let's spend some time figuring out exactly where you saw them and what you remember about them!"

When I was younger I'd meet people I hadn't seen for 10+ years and I'd be like "Did you used to work at X/goto school at Y?" and they'd get unnerved so I don't do that anymore. I think they think I found them memorable or interesting or something, but I just remember everyone.

hIS NIPPLES SURE ARE LOCATED VERY HIGH HM I WONDER why

>Dear participant,

>As requested we are sending you the results from the University of Greenwich's Super-recognition tests.

>You scored 91 out of 102 on the Cambridge Face Memory Test.
>You scored 36 out of 40 on the Glasgow face Matching test.
>You scored 35 out of 40 on the Upright Black and White Face Recognition Test.
>For your information, based on the first 42,000 participants on the Upright Black and White Face Recognition Test:
>Top 1% scored 37 and above
>Top 5% scored 35 and above
>Top 10% scored 34 and above
>Top 25% scored 32 and above
>Top 50% scored 29 and above

Something interesting with super-recognition is that it's racially based. White people remember white people, asians remember asians, blacks blacks.

>You scored 27 out of 40 on the Asian Face Memory Test.
>You scored 12 out of 40 on the Asian Face Matching Test.

More like Piss Lord lmao

Literally the perfect metaphor for the downfall of civilisation

He is also a major cuck paying alimony now

Why in the fuck he dumped Goop and Anniston for Ms Skeletor is beyond me. Goop is flaky AF but she's not crazy and comes from a relatively normal and low key acting family. Anniston to me is kinda similar to him, level headed an down to earth. They're both fucking hot while Skely is aging like sun brewed mayonnaise. I can't blame her for her tits tho as she was being proactive and was trying not to die young like her mom. Oh an her dad is bonkers. Excellent actor but bonkers.

>giving a shit about the foreigners Angie cucked him into adopting

at least he has 3 actual kid that got his genes

>adopt a cute asian child
>it grows up to be one ugly looking son of a bitch

Imagine the sex, lad, the crazy bitches are always the best in the sack

Crazy bitches who are into bloodplay is where I draw the line. You never know when they'll snap and dig deeper with the knife because they need to be deeper in you or some shit.

Kek

The Orphan 2.

>tfw when I dated a hot crazy bitch
>tfw she only liked missionary

this one looks like someone morphed brad's and angelinas face together

forgot pic

The Voight jaw and lips.

looks familiar

What compels a man to do this to himself?

>imagine being one of the adopted kids having to live with the fact your parents and siblings have godtier genes and are probably one of most attractive people in the world while you are a shitskin adopted out of pity
Well at least they have money I guess

Huh, so never forgetting a face is a condition now?
I guess I have that shit myself then. What I can't seem to remember is names.

You can find the test here
I'm the same, names don't register unless I really find the person memorable.