Are you boys ready for The Layover?

Are you boys ready for The Layover?

i wish she'd layover me ha ha

look at those fucking boobs
thank you based semen demon

ha ha

>30+

imagine to be their pusy slave

I am ready for tittyKino

Ew, her boobs are too big!

>saggy water logged granny tits
Yeah I'll pass hon

she needs a breast reduction asap

Hello, numale faggots.

virgin detected

haha

what did you mean by this though? ha ha

based pusyposter!

God she is the perfect genetic material for me. I will spawn demon children with her.

Only if you're black. She's dating Yakub DuSheeqwan, the famous basketball player

Why is she still single? Could she be super weird or actually a succubus?

Keked

>favorite method of activism is complaining

hmmm who does this reminds me of

this is the first picardia i've found unfunny

bravo

When's that coming out? I'm ready to see Upton and Daddario rub their oiled up boobs against each other

omg she is beauftitful

when she is done taking souls from the baywatch audience she will use this one for a quick boost, and possibly to corrupt kate upton

>be Mammarios bf
>she looks like a goddess from the high heavens
>say something funny to make her smile
>her face turns into the visage of a demon
>the sky darkens
>animals start running away in a 5 mile radius
>plants start dying around her
>as my lifeforce starts fading I gather my last strength to tell her she looks fat
>her face turns sad and everything returns to normal as her divine beauty is restored
>keep putting her down so the world doesn't suffer from her demon powers
>with great tits comes great responsibility


this happens every time so I guess she just prefers to stay solo.

Will Kate become her demonic apprentice?

What tasty looking boobies
Alex is ALL pussy

Those are supposed to be funny

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>Hello user!

Yes

That new set is pretty great.

It is

>Liberal numales dont like high quality boobs
surprising...

hahaha i see what you did there ;)

>Yeah I'll pass hon
>implying anyone will ever offer

>Yakub DuSheeqwan
actually googled it

Release when?

It should be on the record list for most days in pre-production. Apparently it comes out some time in August of this year. Hopefully.

A trailer would be nice

I want Daddario to consume my soul.

good thread, lads

>She will never suck your soul out through your dick

why is her face so scary? literally only redeeming feature is her eyes

Shit, meant post-production.

Yes. There aren't even any stills from the movie either.

>ok alex, give us a smile!

so perfcet

t. Sup Forumscucks

spot on

feels bad man but at least you got dubs

Her tits are magnificent. But so is her smile...

Trips confirm smile.

Damn she looks so soft...

will we ever see her naked again?

She should always smile like on pic related instead of doing that scary "wide" grimace

>ywn run your fingers through her hair as she stares into your soul

Her penis probably looks too masculine.

oh my

hahaha updooted

Roflmao

Anyone she dates dies soon after of mysterious consumed-soul related injuries.

Unironicallly not very big breasts, she needs to gain some weight.

>Where are the mortals
>Haha yes, you over there, come closer to me

doesn't matter
still would

There aren't as bigs as Kate Uptons but they are definitely plenty big. Daddario has some of the nicest breasts of any actress right now.

For hollywood to allow she has a great body, just not enough for me to go wild over, she isnt dennings or hendricks tier. Though cameras can make someone appear flatter.

Kate upton has a great chest and face but the waist issue isnt a meme.

>Unironicallly not very big breasts
>you can see them from behind

Is this movie ever coming out though

yeah, man, it's weird but as soon as people pointed out her fridge body and hank hill ass she went from a 10/10 for me to a 6-7 (Hollywood standards obviously, she's still be a 9 probably in real life).

>when others told me to stop finding her attractive i simply did

Totally this
Parroting memes to fit in is Sup Forums's equvialent of the upvote

That's why I said "it's weird". Every attractive woman has hoards of people on Sup Forums telling you they're not attractive cause of xyz. It's usually easy to ignore them, but as soon as people pointed this out on Upton I couldn't unsee it and she became far less attractive. She went from my Top 5 to not even my Top 30.

Not as hot as Tom Holland's one.

lmfao bro xD

luv me sum pusy

>microagressions
Stopped reading right there

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Because it triggered you?

>have 0 ass
>still wear leggings

how do we stop women from doing this?

wtf is the layover? I thought her next movie was baywatch

She's ugly tho

Her eyes are her best feature, they are incredible

GAY
A
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This, they are mesmerizing, and when you combine them with her fantastic body and 10/10 tits, instant diamond dick.

>the layover
>When two best friends decide to take a tropical vacation to escape the stress of their lives, a hurricane warning sends their flight to St. Louis, and the two of them subsequently begin fighting for the same guy they met on the plane.

God I hope they realize they love each other at the end of the movie and spend 20 minutes on a lesbian sex scene with a double ended dildo, and then Kat Dennings shows up, strips naked, and starts fisting both of them, all the way up to her elbow.

>i cant laugh myself

M'bravo

go be black somewhere else

what did she mean by this?

Why do you people always assume that if a guy doesn't like a flat ass, he must be black?

>boobs on a blue board

Quick delet before you trigger the Americans

wow dumb nigger what do you mean "you people"???

because if a girl is pretty and has great tits why else would you complain about ass?

I like how she embraced the fact that she is just a walking set of tits.

So beautiful

but what about her foot game?

If she asked to have sex with me, I might say yes

Because ass > boobs

What i would give to get my mouth on those

You still have to consider where that body, those breasts, that mouth all of her have been?
Most of us would still give her a layover anyway? Agreed?

t. nigger