Rejoice, loyal subjects, for my father, your Great Lord Apocalypse, has selected your sector for a culling of baseline human filth.
Step forth and be scanned: dubs will show you to be a fellow mutant. Trips reveals you to be an Omega-level mutant; you will be brought to Apocalypse Island and take your place among the genetic elite. Quads would be Lord Apocalypse Himself, in disguise among us.
I'm sure you're as eager to test yourselves as I am. Only the strongest may survive!
I'm ready for the test, lord!
Dirty baseline.
Scrub lord!
muting
>all these non-mutants
GET ON MY LEVEL
COME UP AND GET ME
I ain't no mutie!
Meh, I'm tired of life anyway.
>Apocalypse
Oh no, I'm so scared. No one could EVER beat Apocalypse.
NONE CAN DEFEAT ME, HUMAN SCUM
I WILL ANNIHILATE THE HUMAN HIGH COUNCIL AND SCOUR THE EARTH CLEAN OF WEAKNESS
Apocalypse is the ultimate jobber.
All these humans. Disgusting.
Ha! You're not even a mutant, Apocalypse!
By the power of grayskul!
#false god
Where did it go wrong, family?
He isn't? I thought he was the first, or one of the earliest, beings to have an active X-gene in history.
I think your scanner is broken.
fucking mutie
And so I pray
the joke is that Apocalypse didn't make Gets, user.
Finally, one of the superior. Step forward and join our ranks, and leave the weak to be crushed.
GOOD IT SUPPORT IS DIFFICULT TO COME BY IN THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE
Here to be culled
cmon, human! I dont wanna be a filthy mutie!
FUCK
WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDNT KILL EVERY SAPIEN, YOU'D HAVE A FEW TECH GUYS LEFT!
>Time to kms
Lets see where i stack on the shitting pole
WITNESS ME LORD APOCALYPSE
Congratulations on passing the scan. Unfortunately, insulting mutants is a capital offense under our Great Lord Apocalypse's reign.
You will now serve Him in Horseman Sinister's experimentation pens.
I feel like this should have been one of those threads where you go to the super power wiki and hot the random page
well at least that sounds kinky
>implying anyone isnt gonna just die
Pretenders.
Come on mutant master race
just make my death painless
That's not Martian Manhunter.
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Penis mutatos
Muties scum pls go
I wanna be a mutant, damnit. But it truly is just not to be.
I'll join you in your fight against Magneto and his X-Men rebels!
FUCK THE MUTANTS
Who are these impostors?
Why does the one in red and black look like me?
Replace human scum with FLAT SCAN
So many flat scans. It makes me sick.
But Holocost-kun, all of humanity has diverse mutations, no human is truly text-book normal.
Wait a second, Keeper Murdoch wasn't a mutant.
That generous attitude isn't really fitting for a superior mutant like yourself. Baselines are roaches that need to be stepped on.