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the waifus edition

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2010 zooey deschanel or 2011 kristen stweart where the pengest waifus

dont @ me

rubbing my clit

umm they aren't cartoons they're called ANIME

they're all repulsive in their own way desu

sue

Deschanel obviously, got the chebs, Jewish connections.

i can't process someone moving that weight at that speed
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>no snow
AGAIN this is fucking unforgivable

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two shit OPs in a row

i wonder if all the shit /brit/ posters are friends with each other and delight in annoying the rest of us

>gunman Thomas Hamilton killed 16 children and one teacher before committing suicide. It remains the deadliest mass shooting in British history.

fucking badass
i think he sexualized children and was frustrated because he couldn't just fuck them

220kgs is two of me.

timo
timo kome

got mock exams lol (not underage)

got mad wheels

call me eddie stobart

What a runt.
Burning in hell he is.

same as adam lanza

alri then fatty boombah haha
*slaps your tits around*

only 500lbs
that's half a yank

only 16? lol

Drinking tomato soup

It's vile

we're a simple folk

where is it supposed to snow?

lost a lot of money

call me eddie hobbs

big lad

on a gram of gear a week at least

11th frame decider lads

Expressions you like

- Monkey business

so many chicks

call me bernad matthews

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any Ro Kyu Bu man in?

Big fan of the 'smiling' expression

still got another 2 days of toil

who the fuck are these skets

a-aussie-kun... n-no...

toilberg wants me in at half 7

the wankbank of some fat passmong

right here

*unveils bum*

gorilla warfare

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if everyone cheats then it's fair

>when your mind, body and soul are vitalised and chakras are aligned from the energising properties of Monster energy and you see some clueless mong drinking runtlentless

want my favourite employee in by half 7 tomorrow

how can i confess to him that the only reason i want him in so early is because i love him?

i didnt go in today because cba
wont go in tomorrow because cba
all i have to do is sign in to my pc and check my emails

comfy life desu

feelings

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Remember not to (You) the waifu passmong
Not even @ posts, just ignore him altogether

Get back to work goy

the winter is outright oppressive. i can deal with cold but the darkness is just too much. makes me suicidal

its literally just you that gets butthurt about me

up at 7 for uni toil

Failing to come to terms with the fact that I’ll never be as handsome as Cillian Murphy

Winter is comfy af when you don't have to toil

>proto gf thinks she's funny by joking about getting with another lad instead of me
>drop her right there and then on the spot
>36 unread Snapchat messages since
Fucking hate women if I'm honest lads. They genuinely aren't worth the time or effort.

genuinely don't have a fucking clue what this webm is

oh fuck off you snivelling little child
you know nothing about the horrors of toil

it's a ruski

fingered her out back of ryman

the russian slut formerly known as pint gf

any Manchester Derby man in?

fuck off
literally just spent 13 hours straight in a library

that rosys arse one honestly makes me laugh every time, it's just so out of place

Okay, boss

Don't you dare call uni 'toil' you fat, vile slug

don't know what webm this is

I thought 1, 2 and 4 were the same person

Don't want to toil tonight but it must be done

anyone else ever feel like a defective human being?

like there's people my age doing real things, getting into political careers, helping shape human society, living fully independently while i'm essentially an overgrown child.

not sure what went wrong

same
all the toilrunts think they have it bad meanwhile I'll be sweating my thesis out all christmas with nary a break

Toil on the morrow

uni is basically a creche

>all this coughing
im sure theyre doing it on purpose just to try and mess me about ffs

>not getting on transdate

Haven’t been giving my all at toil and Mr Toilstein might not be able to afford to give the kids their own rooms at the Chalet in Corcheval this year

Utterly gutted for them, I’ve let everyone down

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in comfort working at your own pace
sitting in a library is nothing like an open plan office

toil on saturday but i've got a loo day on tuesday

Saw a tradie walking down the street yesterday. He was arm-in-arm with a guy in a suit. Couldn't hold back my surprise.

watched the one in april in a pub in Buenos Aires called The Gibraltar

That was a shittest.
You did a reasonably chad thing.

what ex-poly do you go to?

think russian girls look very nice

no work tomorrow
but I have to ride to fucking ROCHDALE in the freezing cold
90 minutes each way, hope I get killed before or during

>uni toil

kid you've NO fucking idea what toil is yet

feeling overworked compared to my colleagues so im now deliberately putting less effort into things. my productivity is notably dropping

toilberg can bite me

god just fuck off yeah you
you know who you are ive always fucking hated you dont ever come back here

Same but i attribute most of it to me being 5'8

Flicked her bean outside a cash & carry in Peckham desu

that's a jpeg

bit rude

think im now cut out for deanodom

let go of all that shite that dont make sense

me?

*gnaws at you*

yes
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wear thermal stuff and gloves too

thats not funny at all and if the roles were reversed her AND her friends would give you death

why do girls get to paint their nails
it's not fair

Named a gas giant in the Amerimutt confederacy's home system "Thanksgiving" and its two moons "Black Friday" and "Cyber Monday".

i didnt mean literally mister toilberg!!

no not you sweetie
he knows who he is

can tell when i walk past certain of the gal dem in the office they're dying to get to know me

Genuinely one of the worst places in the country