Why did they make Aunt May a slut in this one? Come on, I thought she was about to blow Tony right on the couch, and then that little slut smile she gave at her NEPHEW in the post credits scene. NOT MY AUNT MAY. If DC did something like this in one of their movies co would be freaking out but because it is Marvel it's all "le sexy aunt may haha xD". Disgusting.
Why did they make Aunt May a slut in this one? Come on, I thought she was about to blow Tony right on the couch...
John Turner
Joseph Flores
She's not related to Peter by blood.
Eli Scott
This. There's literally nothing wrong with her eyeing him up.
Benjamin Howard
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Ethan Roberts
>Woman smiles
>Slut
Autist.
John Kelly
>Uncle Ben shot and murdered 6 months prior
>She's fine/flirting with Tony Stark
On one hand, it's Tony Stark, on the other hand, I don't think she would do that.
Ethan Peterson
marissa tomei can slut it up with anyone she wants
Kayden Rogers
How do you think she got the award?
Bentley Miller
Waiting for Renner and Evans to go Columbine on all the sluts in the MCU
Luis Powell
Just watched that part again. It's not a slut smile, you're just seeing things because you either want something to bitch about, you want her to be a slut because you like the idea of Pete fucking her, or you're just trolling. Either way, here's your (you).
Liam Wood
>"M-May? I had a bad dream about...goblins...c-can I sleep with you tonight? I know I'm too old for this now....No I'm sorry. Forget I ever said anyth-"
>"No Peter! Of course you can sleep with your aunt."
Connor Turner
>be a smoking hot milf
>one of the richest and most sexually attractive men in the whole world comes to your house
>don't try to flirt with him
That is some serious autism, man.
Adam Collins
It's because he's sexually insecure, compadre.
Colton Thompson
How long was it before she almost married Ock?
Bentley Baker
Don't worry my nigga T'Challa will be giving her the
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uknowutimsaiyan?
Jacob Wright
>/ss/
>wincest
Literally the best character ever.
Julian Sullivan
I don't, please explain.
Xavier Moore
Fuck you Marisa Tomei should be in more shit, also they totally fucking know there are those nerds that will get a huge fucking boner for the implied straight-shota between sexy Aunt May and young Peter, myself included.
Benjamin Fisher
>Uncle Ben has been dead for less than a year
>She's already trying to suck some dick
Uncle Ben didn't die for this shit
Caleb Fisher
>wanting dick after 6+ months of no dick
she's Aunt May; not Saint May
Jordan Ward
No, he didn't. He died because Peter fucked up. Nothing to do with May.
Also, she's Peter's sole caretaker now. Gold digging would be the responsible thing to do.
Easton Torres
>be christmas cake
>brother-in-law dies
>have to take care of his punk son
>a year after he gets his powers he turns out to be super fucking ripped
>haven't had sex since ben died
>always tend to his wounds from all the "fights with bullies" that he gets into
>always taping up his bruised 6-pack
>putting band-aids on his firm ass thighs
>getting a whiff of his sweaty combat stench
Ryder Lewis
>/ss/
>wincest
Ian Lee
Peter killed Ben to get to May.
Nolan Harris
You know, why is there never a bad Peter Parker? I don't quite remember one
Jayden Phillips
i remember a universe with an Evil Uncle Ben
i think there are a few What Ifs... because Peter stays Man-Spider or Venom is monstrous/evil
Liam Reed
>most sexually attractive men
Nah, m8. Maybe in comics.
Adam Ward
I never understood why Aunt May and Uncle Ben were the same age as grandparents. How late did Peter's parents have him? It makes more sense to make them younger.
but yes Aunt May was fucking hot that doesn't make her a slut
>inb4 they make Uncle Ben a fucking beefcake in the Spider-man solo film
Chase Howard
I never thought I would bust a nut to aunt may
Kevin Edwards
>Ignoring you being a dipass
My only problem with Aunt May is how YOUNG she looked. like, they nailed her personality, but man did they cast her poorly in the physcial department. It's like DC casting Will fucking Smith as Deadshot.
Isaiah Morgan
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Josiah Anderson
There was one reality where Peter was basically Cletus.
Had a symbiote too.
Tyler Campbell
>implying money isn't sexy
Chase Harris
I was kind of hoping they were going to give her makeup to make her seem old and gray, and I assumed she was cast because an actually old actress carries the risk of dying. Still, it could have been worse.
Grayson Davis
story time?
Tyler Johnson
Watched the wrestler about 2 weeks before seeing civil war, couldn't get "aunt may's" pierced stripper tits out of my head.
Luke Sullivan
Fuck no
Luis Campbell
Prude
Henry Cruz
only problem i had with civil war honestly, if they plan for spiderman movies to exist for a long time then it would be nice to watch her age honestly
Mason Price
>>Uncle Ben shot and murdered 6 months prior
We don't know that yet.
Might be a different back story.
Josiah Lewis
If it was me I'd come back from the dead and kill her. Then Peter for letting this happen.
Jacob Smith
her may mays.
Juan Edwards
You don't know what that comic is, do you?
Lincoln Parker
Just remember, you asked for this
Parker Turner
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Noah Scott
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Jacob Ward
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Tyler Davis
NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS EXPECT FOR THAT ONE FAGGOT!
Juan Miller
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Ayden Lewis
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sounds of your misery
Lincoln Sanders
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Landon Roberts
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Brayden Murphy
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Joshua Miller
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Isaac Reed
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Kevin Stewart
>Uncle ben will be played by Dwayne Johnson
Ryan Allen
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Andrew Bell
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Thomas Torres
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Nolan Rogers
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Carter Morales
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Brayden Wood
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Colton Cox
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Jeremiah Torres
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Zachary Martin
Because nerds like hot women.
I'm pretty sure that's all there is to it.
Also
>imlplying Sup Forums didn't like hot Ma Kent from Smallville
Grayson Ramirez
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Camden Sanders
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Logan Barnes
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Parker Russell
>If DC did something like this in one of their movies co would be freaking out but because it is Marvel it's all "le sexy aunt may haha xD". Disgusting.
this is actually true...
Daniel Brooks
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William Allen
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Jacob Wood
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Blake Jones
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Joseph Reed
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Christian Johnson
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Luke Peterson
Years. Pete was 15 when he died, and at least 18 and at Empire State University by ASM issue 131.
Anthony Edwards
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Josiah Murphy
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Aaron Edwards
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Zachary Stewart
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Jaxson Jackson
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Christian Price
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Andrew Baker
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Chase Miller
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Hudson Fisher
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Cooper Barnes
Look at this slutty smile
Chase Ross
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Alexander Sanders
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William Flores
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Owen Bailey
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Evan Gonzalez
I've seen this shit posted sporadically here and there over the my past few shitposting years on Sup Forums, but never took any notice.
These aren't seriously the covers of a Marvel comic, are they?
Seriously?
Look the the covers of shitty teen/pre-teen grill "literature", basically all that shit that came after The Babysitter's Club that's written by a committee of poorly paid ghosts, badly.
Who did they think was going to buy this?
Did it sell?
William Hill
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Zachary Morales
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Austin Hernandez
>Who did they think was going to buy this?
Teenage girls
>Did it sell?
No
Cameron Rodriguez
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William Morales
my only probem was peter calling Aunt May just May, like they are fuckbuddies or something
Jayden Diaz
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Hunter Jackson
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Cooper Collins
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Joshua Sanchez
>like they are fuckbuddies
You imagined that Peter and May are fuckbuddies?