PAN
NICE AND HOT
PAN
David Johnson
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Jacob Nguyen
no jackposting
Sebastian Young
SHALLOTS. IN.
Jaxson Parker
RISOTTO
FRESH
RUSTIC
*slices onions at the speed of sound*
LOCAL... INGREDIENTS
OIL
IN THE PAN
DONE
Carter Brooks
PLONKER
Michael Hill
>what is this?
>A pan, chef
>It's hot?
>Yes
>Did you forge it yourself?
>Yes, chef
>Using locally sourced materials?
>Yes chef
>Did you mine them yourself?
>N-no chef
>Fucking unbelievable
Oliver Hall
did someone say jackposting?
Jacob Perry
OI DONKEY
GET OUT
Camden Diaz
>Show me the ice cream
>Yes chef
>Do you use freezed ice cream
>Yes chef
>FUCK ME
Benjamin Johnson
>And this fish, is it fresh?
>Caught this morning, chef
>And you caught it yourself?
>Yes chef
>And you built your own fishing boat?
>Uh, no
>Fuck me
Luke Walker
REALLY NICE
RUSTIC
WHOLESOME
FLAVOR
Levi Butler
get some new stuff, I've seen these too much, they no longer trigger
Owen Bailey
THREAD
NICE AND JACK'D
David Price
...
Charles Harris
You're a big guy.
Oliver Taylor
>What's this?
>I-it's fresh copypasta, Chef
>Right, and how many times has this batch been served this week?
>I'd say around 3 times a day
>*drums and eerie background music*
>Christ... And how old is it?
>....Over 4 years old, chef
>So what's so fuckin fresh about it then!?
*camera zooms in, drums get loud*
>I... w-well..
>YOU'RE FEEDING ME 4 YEAR OLD PASTA AND CALLING FUCKING IT FRESH, YOU TWAT!
>You're right... We shouldn't be doing this
*gordon shakes his head and walks away*
>Unbelievable. What a fucking donkey.
Jaxson Flores
...
Eli Nelson
>toasts only 1 side of the bread
what?
Jose Anderson
COME HERE ALL OF YOU
NOW GET OUT!
Wyatt Jackson
*threatens you in a hushed tone*
Leo Adams
gordon kino coming in
Gavin Gomez
>"Okay, I don't have time for you, have a nice day"
>is secretly hannibal lecter