This lady suddenly appears in front of you and grabs your hammer. What do?
This lady suddenly appears in front of you and grabs your hammer. What do?
Daniel Martin
Levi Cooper
Fap
Luke Reyes
>Eva Green
>wearing clothes
Nice Photoshop
Jack Rodriguez
That's Cate Blanchett you swine.
Nathaniel Adams
Join her and conquer Asgard
Dylan Foster
face-blindness strikes again
Jack Bailey
>weird vein in her forehead
Dropped
Blake Nelson
...
Camden Walker
blush and nervously rub the back of my neck
Juan Roberts
She doesn't even look remotely like Eva Green
Camden Hernandez
she looks so fucking hot in this movie jesus christ
Evan Rogers
Raise Hel
Landon Miller
Ejaculate
Henry Rodriguez
point her to the back yard and have her finish my deck
Oliver Kelly
...
Julian Ramirez
Can I put my massive tool in your box?
Eli White
I assume the "hammer" is my penis, in which case I wait to see what she'll say to me because that is surely what will happen next, or give her an inquisitive, but subtly excited look.
Levi Allen
did Cate really have to lower herself to this?
Sebastian Reed
If that's a euphemism, I just enjoy it.
Oliver Clark
She could lower herself to my waist by getting on her knees if you know what I mean.
Chase Gomez
No i don't know what you mean? Explain.
Josiah Moore
Well, you see, she could get down on her knees and jam my erect cock down her throat until I unload in her. It would be a very pleasurable experience.
Chase Rodriguez
Get her ring of power if you catch my drift(she was on the Lord of the Rings, and by ring of power i mean vagina)
Lucas Williams
i don't follow