Where the fuck is my episode?

Where the fuck is my episode?

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It has to air first

it airs sundays, what's wrong with you people? you complained about this in yesterday's thread as well

I guess it's because last week, they released the webrip on sunday.

Last episode was out for like five hours already last week.

sometimes shows will release the first few episodes early, but it always returns to the original tv schedule

anyway, bookfags-what bullshit will make shadow survive Hammer Time?

is this gud stuff?

It's pretty good unless you're Sup Forums in which you'll jump to conclusions about what things mean.

I don't really remember. Ends up helping and when he finally does it, it's a really gentle dink as they're cool at that point

so what's the power level of these gods? can odin actually do anything other than coin tricks? can he be killed by guns?

It's released on the streaming sites before it airs.

he stops god Armageddon and earns the respect of every god
chernabog is both him and his brother, Belobog. Shadow shows up to recieve his hammer time, and everyone begs him to come back tomorrow and that tomorrow would be better. chernabog shows up and asks him to come back tomorrow as well, and when shadow says he doesnt mind waiting, chernabog bonks him very little and says he sees a little blood so the debt is paid. chernabog says he should come back tomorrow and they will play checkers. And he will play white, letting him know that tomorrow Belobog will be there and not chernabog

In the end Czernobog is grateful so he lets Shadow off.

that timeline seems a bit fucked, i was under the impression that his execution had to happen immediately, not after the main climax. the show did a shit job of explaining that

They play checkers a second time on this night and Chernobog agrees to whack him after they go with Wednesday.

So what time does it air lads?

Depends on the gods but they're much more powerful than they've shown so far.

Where muh webrip at?

They play again, shadow wins. He agrees that he will go with Wednesday, but after this is all said and done, he gets to kill him

>can he be killed by guns?
Funny you should ask that....

This show is the most kino shit in a long while. I'd say The Young Pope good tier

I watched the first episode a few days ago. It seems kinda trashy, but I'll watch episodes two and three tonight. I was okay with seeing a man get eaten by a vagina, until the little BTS thing at the end where the nu-male showrunner talks about the scene being "an empowerment of sexuality, and a nightmare for middle-aged white men." Stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say.

The production quality is top notch. Take 720 rip of Walking Dead and American Gods, and quality of the last will be 10 times better.

>nu-male showrunner
This is why you shouldn't watch tv and just torrent everything/use a good streaming service. I haven't watched tv in like 2 years and I haven't missed shit.

>desperate middle aged white man gets the best pussy of his life
>it costs him his life
Sounds like a nightmare to me.

lol not even fucking close. this shit is true blood/heroes tier.

Seriously though, why is there no rip?

So you niggers aren't paying for Starz?

I'm in France, and I have a deluxe membership, and the VPN as well.

Why don't you niggers pay for your content, and then endlessly bitch about the rip being "late?"

How much?
>paying for literally every different web broadcaster

I pay for Netflix, Amazon, Hulu, Seeso, FilmStuck, HBO, Showtime, Starz, and Cinemax.

heroes s1 tier?

This has to be bait

IM SITTING HERE WAITING

No. It's true. It's not that expensive. I bought annual subscriptions for Amazon and FilmStruck, so I don't even have to factor them in when I'm thinking about how much money I'll have at the end of the month.

Except for the month when you have to pay for the year.

I read the book but I can't understand the limits of these gods and their powers, still can't.

What does "God" even mean generally speaking? I thought it was just the japanese that had a very broad meaning for that word in their religion.

Does God mean the power to affect something without touching and giving it a new property? Does it mean longevity? It sure isn't being bulletproof but even then it seems you can come back.

I don't get it.

I guess, but why pay when you can literally have anything for free? I only got to the cinema for a movie if I really want to see it, other than that I just torrent everything. How was the latest episode? No spoilers pls.

I prepare for those. It saves a ton of money.

>I guess, but why pay when you can literally have anything for free?
I am not a thief, and I don't mind giving people money for things I enjoy.

I've only seen the first episode so far.

I guess I can respect that. I only pay for netflix because it's a lot easier for watching series. Most shows' torrents die out pretty quickly.

White guilt, the show.

Today's episode is supposed to feature the hottest most explicit gay sex scene to ever air on cable, get hype!

i...it's lesbian r...right?

I remember the gay sex scene in Mr. Robot, and that was a little too gross for me. And that was on basic cable.

Legion was pretty good desu

God can do whatever people think he can do. That is if he's in full force with a lot of worshipers. If not he's practically a regular human being with some insight and few tricks in his sleeves.

Legion was fantastic. Pure cinema. Visual storytelling at its finest.

JINN'D

just watched it senpai, not gross as one would expect of gay sex but also not as hot or pornographic as it was hyped. it reminds me of the lesbian scene from hannibal. i give it a B

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE A RIP YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Post webm.

Chernobog owes $20 to Zorya Vechernyaya, she offers to forego the debt if Shadow agrees to give her a good dicking, which he does.

Replay for a second swing after casting doubt on the old gods ability swing the hammer due to being out of practice.

Shit happens and shadow wins, hammertime gets rescheduled.

Gods in this series are basically created by a mix of belief, suffering/desperation and and powered by sacrifice(life/emotion).

To a certain extent they are a story that tells itself with power expanding and contracting depending on the Belief of the audience.

They seem to be limited by certain aspects of the world and tied to the human population.

They did not come to America, but were brought by the suffering and desperation of their followers.

There is an Odin of Iceland/Europe and a separate but similar Odin of the Americas presumably tied into a separate infrastructure of belief.

What they can do is subtle and at times quite powerful.

Mad sweeny's coin trick for instance, the gold if from the Sun's horde and The Coin seems linked to that power.

The divine powers seem quite flexible and open to interpretation as to how the power is expressed.

The Gold Coin, is a very powerful charm and icon of the Suns power and faith but it is not well known.

So things can have power even if only an aspect of it is believed in.

But for the most part, the Old Gods work smart not hard.

>American.Gods.S01E03.720p.HDTV.x264-FLEET

I'm interested in New Gods, the Technical Boy specifically. What the hell "crawled" in him after he killed you-know-who? Why did he behave so weirdly in the Center?

It's real, bois.

>720p
I'll wait 10 minutes longer for the 1080p rip

sauce?

A reputable torrent site of your choice

I use only piratebay :/ it is not here

ok found it rargb, still 720p though. will wait for 1080 one

Then look somewhere or wait a couple more minutes because the SD rip is actually available on piratebay

gorillavid.in/xmvu8j7joyio

>FLEET
worst release group

>Thoth
>black
WE

>that quality
I'd rather shoot myself

zooqle.com/american-gods-s01e03-hdtv-x264-fleet-eztv-w3js8.html#mediainfo

>that opening

god i wish this was a Netflix show, waiting 1 week for every episode is torture

Is there a more Based God?

>Egyptian god black
>interracial mixing for slavs

And only 15 minutes in! Fuck you America.

>half an hour since upload
>still no 1080p
HURRY
THE
FUCK
UP
IT'S 11:23PM ALREADY YOU FUCKS

seriously, and I doubt that the current rip is 720p

norse mythology best mythology

based wednesday is best, media and czernobog are great too

Honestly, that shits a bit weird.

The dude is basically a personification of the internet and giving how wildly shifting and expanding that shit is, the affects on the god would no doubt be pretty crazy.

Then again, there is Wodan being a sneaky bitch and having put things in place. Who the fuck knows what he did with his well founded rep as a trickster and worker of magic along side the depths of his wisdom, he has a fairly hefty bag of tricks.

The Old Gods notice something weird but dismiss it as a foolish youth getting into shit he shouldn't.

One thing of note is Techno boy bitches about the food, which if I recall correctly is brought by a chauffeur that I recall being Loki.

So if renowned trickster and bro of Odin got up to shit or the Boy did something fucking stupid who knows?

why is this show so sjw???
they destroyed my fav book

i'm reading the book now, and in comparison, fuller & green made the story a lot more interesting desu

If you want to get picky about it, most of the old gods were made/splintered off in the last few centuries.

So if the twats that called up the god had bad Intel then they could easily fuck that shit up.

Other side of the coin.

Lot of shit happened in the Bronze age, this resulted in a lot of traffic as Tin was a bitch to get outside of a few places like England.

This had the natural consequence of folks getting around like you would not believe, all in the name of getting rich off those sweet tin trading deals.

Bout 2400 years ago this crazy fuck
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pytheas

Is suspected of having wandered all the way to Greenland.

Even back then dudes could get around to a pretty fucking crazy extent.

Add to it gay Arab Sex.

In the book.

that was already in the book friendo

HARAM

1080p TORRENT HURRY THE FUCK UP

>offer someone a lift and some help
>get speared

J U S T

that was in the book (if I remember it correctly). but where is that spitting scene in the first episode?
I was so shocked while I was reading the book like "who would spit on a corpse?"
And why that "black lives matter god" in the second episode? "They'll shoot you in 300 years"? I'm so confused.

>you believe in nothing so you have nothing

WE BELIEVE IN NOTHING LEBOWSKI

The spitting scene was replaced with the "I'm gonna give you a blowjob on her grave" scene.

UGH, that was so horrible. since she will appear later in book, and her hate is the most important part. not her lust or some bullshit, but absolute hate towards Shadow

I got to say that bit seemed a bit too meta.

He's a trickster god of Stories of Folklore.

Thats coll but why the fuck does he know the future?

The current(during the slave trade) state of things was nasty enough as it was, with it being cheaper at the time to work the slave to death and buy fresh ones rather than take care of the current stock in many places.

Thats a damn good reason to go with but the went stupidly meta on this one.

agree, if he knew the future then he'd stop everything that's gonna happen later

>with it being cheaper at the time to work the slave to death and buy fresh ones rather than take care of the current stock
Yea, in the middle east Muslim slave trade. Americans had to kept their alives due to the cost of moving them across the Ocean. Arabs just killed them when they got useless and got new ones from nearby portcity.

Alright I've had enough. Does the 720p rip look passable?

passable yes, don't think it's 720 though

its grand lad

it's good for me ('cause I have shitty notebook that doesn't play larger files)

Well fug I guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow anyway. At least I'll have a 1080p rip.

I am thinking a bit more of the Caribbean
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_the_British_and_French_Caribbean

Shit was pretty brutal

Why is the Egyptian god black? Why are blacks appropriating Egyptian culture?

I'll quote from other board I saw:
"American Gods. American being the key. They are twisted, monstrous versions of gods."
there's a part in the book where they talked about gods on other continents and how they are more powerful and look alike original versions.
so a black person being egyptian god is not that weird, since americans imagine things differently I guess

Wait. Hol' up.
So wat u be sayin'
Is that Egyptian gods in America are black preciously because African Americans are appropriating Egyptian gods?

Red-pilled as fuck.