So here's the thing:

>so here's the thing:

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absolute patrician
kino-tier youtube material

Why does he hate white men so much, anyway? Is Kermode a Jewish name?

>The gender politics are all over the place, but that aside

his a trotsky feminist

>Right..

One of the last good reviewers left.

His Alien Covenant review is spot on

How can one man be so based?

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Meanwhile, Robbie Collin gave it 5 stars

Robbie Collin gives 5 stars to a lot of shit

in 20 years it'll all be meme retards from youtube and letterboxd sissies

Kermode isn't his real name.

We are pretty much at this point now.

He still defends Prometheus and the martian though

P R O B L E M A T I C

>Right...so lets talk about Batman v Superman

The Martian was good get over it

That's why his Alien Covenant review is even more justified

Name a movie critic more Chad than Young Kermode.

PROTIP: You can't
Fun fact: Pic related is NOT Channing Tatum.

>But it's not without its flaws...

his daughter is pretty qt too
would watch Kermode-approved cinema with

>IT'S NOT LEFT-WING ENOUGH
>MUH MARXIAN CRITIQUE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What a pleb

>it's an Edith Bowman episode

Didn't he like that train wreck because of muh strong womyn characters?

How did he feel about Get Out basically making fun of his political worldview?

King Arthur was epic.
fuck you!