Made a slightly early new and NOBODY can stop me edition
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reposting this absolute tune
nigger
Our generation has it particularly fucked. Before toil came along with a house and a wife and the prospects of rising salaries.
Today we toil in a climate of stagnant salaries (falling in real terms), male suicide (tfwnogf) and shareflats aka wagey-cages
>no snow
>really busy
fuck sake
Hello everyone. Gary Barlow the esteemed singer/songwriter here. Just wanted to remind you all that non-whites have no place in British society and that I will personally hunt down and kill any traitor that dare disagree. Thank you for listening to more of my, Gary Barlow's, thoughts and feelings! Tune in next time for more of my, Gary Barlow's, thoughts and feelings!
>in australia it's the middle of summer
absolutely maddening
Is it ever not summer there
feel like furry characters lose a lot of their sexual attractiveness when you remember they're not as smooth as they're drawn and in reality they're covered in fur
like they look really lickable when they're drawn but you'd just get a mouthful of hair if you tried it and they were real, which would be very unpleasurable unless you are also a furry because cats seem really into that shit
bit mixed with early and mid 90s beats but top tune lad.
>Monday
Looking forward to TWO dates this week
Seeing mates on Saturday for the first time in a month
Potential new job
>Tuesday
First date cancelled
>Thursday
Rejected from job
>Friday
Second date cancelled
Have to work late tonight (it's already 7) and and unknown number of hours (IN the office) over the weekend, so mates meet is cancelled
Just fucking kill me
well good morning
bit cold out
yeh it gets fucking freezing in parts of the south of the country in winter, the coast facing the antarctic gets some nasty cold winds.
god is a communist
In and around the lake
mountains come out of the sky and they stand there!
one by one and dooby doo and we'll see you
yeah yeah yeah!
Work is hard, homes are hard, GFs are easy. Supermodels are hard, but GFs are easy
>one by one and dooby doo and we'll see you
good effort
kingdom of god basically follows the story of a typical communist regime desu
>first the boss (god) is really angry and kills people for not doing what he says
>then he mellows out with jesus and things are good for a while
>then the doctrinal disputes start and the protestants split off
>then people stop believing in the system entirely
>then the kingdom collapses as people become athiests/capitalists
flat earth is real
That Gary Barlow's a bit of a nob ain't he?
god is a dj
don't see where communism fits in. seems like any empire or form of order
Prove it
Pooing but it's one of those very farty poos
Hello lads. It's me, Gary Barlow, legendary popstar and music producer. Just wanted to remind you all that any criticism of me, Gary Barlow, will result in me tracing your location and kicking down your door, right before I choke you to death and defile your fucking corpse.
alri
wonder if he thinks he's being funny
HOLY FUCK LADS
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH BITCOIN?
IS IT TOO LATE TO GET IN ON THIS MADNESS
Personally i love Gary Barlow, I bet he cucked Robbie Williams many times
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doon't bother
snowing lads
only one awake in the house
very interesting
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In their defence, white people are just awful
hat this chump
alri Jamal bin Mohammad al-Watermelon
Blackies need to chill out
Haha, jokes on you. I'm a chink
normies are catching on
Listening to Reasons To Be Cheerful with Ed Milliband and Geoff Lloyd
Didn’t like Ed’s policies but he’s very cute and funny Tbh, a proper sweetheart
I spend my life savings on it
the memes were true, I didn't listen
they're right about everything
I hate niggers and I fear them
Ah mate
Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such song
>Didn’t like Ed’s policies but he’s very cute and funny Tbh, a proper sweetheart
Former leader of the opposition and a Privy Councillor for life. Good job queeny
>deceitful coiner attempts to discourage a nocoiner from joining the fray, terrified of potential competitors
hello nigger
In a recent Pew Research Center survey, 58% of Republicans and conservative-leaning respondents said they felt that colleges and universities negatively affect the U.S. By comparison, only 19% of Democrats and liberal-leaning respondents felt the same way. It is impossible to know exactly what about higher education respondents perceived harmful. Regardless, evidence concerning its value in improving our lives is clear.
College-educated Americans earn higher salaries, experience lower rates and shorter durations of unemployment, commit fewer crimes, live longer and healthier lives, and are more likely to parent children who subsequently attain high levels of education. Graduates also overwhelmingly occupy positions of leadership and wealth in every sector of our economy.
Hence, to suggest college is somehow bad is inconsistent with decades of research that proves otherwise.
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Drinking a freshly ground coffee from my Jura® Coffee machine in my Starbucks® Flask (the flask was free)
I’m a proper ponce
mommy
makes you think
just took an accidental swig from a piss can
maybe they shouldn't be scarier than fucking sharks or heights then
alri bear grylz
exams going to be finished next week
going to get absolutely WANKERED
bet bear grylls got bare grills
Hello
Jan man won't like this
FOLC
what an odd fetish
Irrefutable
£4 for No7 nail varnish at Boots today lads. Buy 2 and get a free gift.
love sucking on a perky set of milk duds
wouldn't like it if milk came out though
hot
remember finding another video of her ages ago but can't find the name now
I wonder if the government should return to the gold standard
tfw horribly ill and no insurance
Morning lads
they should
morning runt
>insurance
why would you need that?
NHS should be abolished
what will your daddy do?
when he sees your mumma
kissing santa claus (me in a fat suit)
ahhhhh
*bamboozles arsehole with a jet wash*
BRRRRR....bit cold that...
Idiot child
I'll have you know that both physically and existentially I'm a big guy
Milkies
We should subsidise the bonuses of the hard working bankers with money from the NHS
If the bankers didn't exist, the NHS couldn't so it's only fair
soyboy
boobe are mostly fat, not bags of milk
Hail Pewdiepie. Hail our people. Hail victory.
>kara boga
why are people keep inventing unfunny meme?
could do with a milikes gf
>had orientation for prison guard job today
>drill instructor walks up to the guy next to me
>"Where you born like that or did you have some kind of horrible accident?"
>"SIR WAS BORN THIS WAY SIR"
>"How unfortunate."
might quit
MUMMY
Well I think the government ought to let the Pound float freely against the other currencies. A devaluation is sorely needed and would help exporters.
Not sure I believe you
I think the government should stay off the gold standard so that the pound can reach a level that would keep our exports competitive
>prison guard
>drill instructor
find this hard to believe
Its jus some autistic turks, filter it and move on
Post funny memes lads could do with a giggle
Would vote for this.
Because I can't afford medical treatments and doctor visits, or prescriptions
they're free mate
Why are you poor?
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