Ever After High/ Monster High

Well it looks like shit, removes everything that made the brand interesting.

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Interesting. I'll have to see an episode.

watch Ever After instead.

What the hell is this?

Rebooting of Monster High for younger kids. Less "scary" characters got the ax along with bringing in all those pastels.

RIP Ghoula.

Man Hasbro fucked them up hard

Mattel. This is in response to losing the Disney Princess licence to Hasbro though. They needed somthing to fill that market.

>Rebooting of Monster High for younger kids. Less "scary" characters got the ax along with bringing in all those pastels.
>Less scary
>Not dressed like sluts
Well, that is bad i guess.
>RIP Ghoula
FUCK THEM FUCK THEM TO DEATH! FUCK THEM IN HELL!
Can't they just pay for some half well done movie and sell the toys of it?
The frankestein looks like a man.

>FUCK THEM FUCK THEM TO DEATH! FUCK THEM IN HELL!
No kidding. If her toys don't sell, then don't make so many of them, but don't just kill off the character for being the smart one.

>There's a Monster High reboot
>There's a Monster High fandom to be upset about the reboot
>There's a Monster High show that people watched in the first place.

Well you learn something new every day.

>disrupting one of their best selling brands to try to reboot it for a younger audience
Mattel deserves to fail.

They look more terrifying now than ever though.

Look at Frankie. She looks both dead AND soulless. I know she is anyway, but you know what I mean.

Yeah that's what I meant I was referring to the whole thing with disneys obsession with people not remembering that fairy tales are public domain and the desperate scrambling to keep up with eqg

It does seem suicidal.

Why is kitty made for lewd

She is mischievous and unabashed, which makes the thoughts of those looking to waifu her dirty for some reason.

but could she molest Cedar?

I like the way this looks more personally. I was never able to get into MH before so I'll watch an episode of this and see if they made it more story-based like EAH,

Cedar wouldn't be anatomically correct before she turns human, so I'd guess no.

They could hold hands and cuddle though.

>Cedar is alone in her room
>All you see in a cheshire smile behindher
>scene cut
>Kitty is walking down the hallway, pulling splinters out of her hand.
>"I feel sorry for the poor sap that falls in love with her."

Its a panic reaction to the loss of their Disney license.

Yea its as idiotic as say if another company rebooted as show about pastel magic pygmy equines right now. If they did that it would be insane. Just about as insane as this given how big a fanbase its had since the web series began.

I miss life in the dreamhouse as well. Damn fine Barbie tribute and lampoon at the same time.

>You'll never see a Barbie car with a authentic Schlond Poofa.

new Clawdeen is cute!

That does look cute.

I hope the reboot comes with better writing, maybe it'll be as funny as Life in the Dreamhouse.

And nice MILF. But shame she looks so much more plain.

Yea maybe better writing can keep this above average.

Barbie goes through cycles every few years to keep it fresh. LITDH was the best cycle and could have gone on a little while longer, Raquelle was best girl. I wish I bought her doll.

Kitty is for lewd
Maddie is for adopting
Cedar is for protecting
Duchess is for suffering
Dexter is for killing himself

G1 forever!

>we are now at the G1/G2 stage of Monster High

Did they ever make any more Power Ghouls?

is this going to be hated more then the g3 mlp?

I'm glad they took a que from EAH and actually put the parents in.

Clawdeen's mom looks like the token minority anchor person on a local news channel.

What if they make Ever After High G2 really edgy to balance things out?

The original MH fans were little girls who grew up and moved on, and the new wave of little girls doesn't care.

>Clawdeen's mom looks like the token minority anchor person on a local news channel.
Haha I know. I love her hair, it's really professional

personally, the whole setting of Ever After High I feel can give it leeway to being a fluffy romp to even the darkest of edge.

What can they do with EAH now that all the core conflicts have been resolved?

and when was that 2008?

it's time for the mirror beach arc, where the characters have to reflect upon themselves, both figuratively and literally, and some of the characters have to realize that they are monsters.

Cerise hood needs to grow up and realize that she is the big bad wolf, not Red Riding hood.

she needs to know that perhaps she is too old for imaginary friends, and that she needs to let Ramona go.

It's too bad their swimsuits would have been considered unusually conservative in the 1930s.

is she a furry?

MH debuted in 2010.
>2010 was 6 years ago
Time flew, but I had no fun.

>Monster High demographic was pre-teen
>so about 12
>meaning all girls that grew up are now legal.

So did you watch a movie or a 3 minute thing?

it's the upcoming movie.

that explains the robot chicken parody
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wrong reply this one

Would Ramona know that she is imaginary?

>Less "scary" characters

I don't see the scary in MH designs,user. Maybe I'm just disconnected from my inner child,but all these politics of softening in order to protect children seems like total bullshit, to me.

It's not about "protecting" children. Mattel lost the Disney Princess license and is trying to broaden the appeal of MH.

So I started watching ever after

I thought this was a fluffy show

Ok,I see. Makes sense from the business perspective,but I understand the fandom being pissed off.

It's just so dumb. Monster High became popular because it was dark (by elementary school girls' standards)

Oh well. RIPIP Monster High. It's not like it wasn't always a corporate cash-cow, but the old one at least felt it had a bit more personality and a little less focus grouped meddling compared to most similar lines.

>losing the Disney Princess licence to Hasbro
And this is very sad, considering the horrible quality of Hasbro's dolls compared to Mattel's (Eqeustria Girls, anyone?)

>all girls that grew up are now legal
You mean too old.

i completely missed out on Monster High. Is it worth going through it even thought it just got rebooted?

Just look up some fanart and wait for the reboot.

which one look more appealing to the eyes?

They still look like recolored humans instead of monsters.

here a example

I quite liked their 2D forms, but Old 3D >>> New 3D. I mean look at new Frankie in the OP compared to this. Just fucking look at her.

What funky accents. No effort to mimic how characters sound.

wow i never thought they couldn't screw them up even further. but im proven wrong yet agene .

ps is the voice acting any good and which season the best

well its also related to a show for Yong female viewers so they have to keep there distanced

>monster high
>humans pretending to be monsters

>ever after high
>wolves in sheep clothing

Is MH still relevant enough for porn to be drawn of it? I'm asking for a friend, of course.

Ghoulia is.

She will be missed

I will dedicate a slow fap in her honor.

Ghoulia was a plot device.

And still one of the best characters. QT Zombie

Slow down guys. There's no confirmation of Ghoulia being retired. A Mattel rep. said both her and Spectra would still be in the franchise. Maybe they're saving them for wave 2 of the new basic dolls?

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>believing Mattel reps
kek

their dolls and animated counterparts look way more polished and cuter to me. The dolls always had a 90% chance of looking wall eyed from their previous designs.

Welp, time to start grabbing every og style doll I can find.

I'm quite disappointed that they didn't just use these models in the first place. It probably would have saved time and money but I guess it didn't fit with their whole re-branding thing.

they think i can't slut these girls up, eh?

Just watch the first episodes and the episodes with Jackson Jekll Holt and watch the movies.

No Ghoulia no care.

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Doesn't have to be a bad thing if it's true.

The cast had gotten waay too large over the years. And really Ghoulia had become "that smart monster with an answer who speaks up once a movie". And with the new line characters drinking up the remainer screen time anyway. Something really had to change by this point.

Shave things back to homin in on the main three allows for more concerted focus and storytelling potential for the main characters. Of course there has to be support character so I doubt most are really going away.

I would welcome the Apple and Raven styling of branching with characters.

I see London, I see France.

>daughter showing her good
Not my pure

Someone finally made Lagoona interesting.

Your daughteru a slutu

Nah:
mental
fish
dead
dead
frozen
snake body
is that skin or fur (gonna to be warm to hold so maybe)
plant body but with nice flesh (maybe?)

Twyla isn't frozen. She just has blue skin.

She got ice breath and lives in snow. She's as cold literally as what's his face is hot.

Are you thinking of Abby?

no...not my kitty.

Oh haha, and I thought you might have been talking about Maddie.

Cats are turbosluts,

What's your critique on these?

>dat Operetta
Better than viagra.

of course I was speaking of Maddie, but saying Kitty was hilarious

You're working at your computer then one of these start waving in your face.

Frankie;s face is too angular. She looks like a marionette.

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>I cum on cat
>She hiss at penis

She better be, she's my favorite.