/sug/ - Steven Universe General

She's fucking dead: Edition

Previous thread: >NEW EPISODES on 19 May:
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>Super Watermelon Island/ In Too Deep
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>Leaked promos:
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First for japser is killerino

>cluster still alive

I refuse to believe it.

Jasper isn't dead, she's just resting.

We're back, baby!

>ETERNAL
>JOBBER

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It will never truly die

These threads are the worst. You can't even properly discuss here. Why people think that mindless shitposting makes a good thread?

my love is dead

>dead
>just falling down to the cluster
>jasper undos steven's bubble

Future Sight is reliable in Homeworld society because, based on what we've seen so far, Homeworld Gems are predictable as fuck. Every Ruby can be counted on to act like every other Ruby would in the same situation. Every Quartz can be counted on to act like every other Quartz. Every Peridot. Every Pearl. And so on.

If your entire society is based on every Gem acting predictably, and you have an entire caste whose sole purpose is predicting the behavior of Gems and the outcome of events involving them... there is nothing more dangerous than Gems that act different or unpredictably and any who do are SEVERELY punished.

In "The Answer" our Ruby does something unexpected - instead of mindlessly throwing their life away attacking Rose and Pearl, she chooses to save Sapphire and accidentally fuses with them - completely throwing off Sapphire's prediction, and without hesitation Blue Diamond immediately orders Ruby to be shattered. Unpredictability cannot be tolerated because it adds uncertainty to the future.
Now here's where thing's get interesting.

Humans, from a Gem point of view, are the antithesis of their own society. Humans are unexpected, unpredictable, rebellious, ridiculous. Humans aren't designed to conquer worlds - but we did. Humans aren't built to survive serious hardship or injury - but we do. Humans live to break the rules. Humans stand and fight when there's no hope of victory. Humans die to save the ones they love. A Gem can learn everything there is to know about them in a year, and yet after thousand years they can still surprise them.


If you come from a society where acting different and being unpredictable are the greatest of taboos, how do you react to a planet where being unpredictable and rebellious are the norm?

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

nah

Shut up Rebecca.

How will YD react when she hears Peridot ruined her precious babby cluster?

So wait a minute, if you both hate these threads then why did you wait till the next one to express it?
Or did you just want to waste the image limit with a ironic shitpost?

Need more pics of Rainbow Quartz for my phone

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JUST

>Implying gems die from being killed

Alright.

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literally most hilarious scene on this show

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Strongly disagree.

Post secks e Amethyst

Exploitable, too

fuck off Lapis

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how many different iterations of lapisfags have come and gone?

I remember cold tea and sad lapis

besst pairing coming up

those are very unhappy sperm.

Hooray for Lapis!

>*Howdy! I'm Flowey, Flowey the flower! Say, you don'tt seem to be from here, would you like me to show you the -GURK!
>"Listen to me you little annoying clod, if you don't show me how to get out of here right now then I'm gonna rip you to pieces."

y'know in monocolor, she kinda looks like princess peach.

Reminder this faggot laughed as your shitty waifu died. At least Pearl tried to grab her, he fucking laughed! What a savage.

The hell are you talking about? I just saw the thread and decided to post.

Not everyone eargely wait to post on this thread.

So, what's gonna happen in the next episode?

Will we see more of Jasper?

HUMANITY - FUCK YEAH!

Canon Lapiven.

Is Steven too sexy?

We're going to see Steven struggle with his gender.

Soon

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why are all the fusions with Pearl so damn sexy?

Suuuure mate.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

Yes.

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>a Fatass with a pig nose
No.

>will we see more of Jasper?

God this scene was fucking terrible su needs to stop trying to be anime

No idea

works though

LITERALLY
C A N O N

What human weapon could kill a gem?

Opal best Fusion

Wow, it looks like she'll really hit the ceiling.

>"'Ello luv IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Link?

a stick

>inb4 "LE MUDERCOCK XD"

Swords.

>Inb4 guns
In THIS show?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

HOPAL FOR OPAL THE ONE TRUE POPEAL

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checked

noice m80

a pickaxe.

How was it terrible?
How was t anime?

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Because she's a slut.

I just had a thought....

What if Peridot + one of the other Rubies?

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>Tourmaline looks like Ed from Cowboy Bebop
One episode needs Lion getting high on out of date Lion Lickers and hopping around going myah.

see

I hope they show that Greg and Steven have microscopic dicks, just to put the murdercock meme to rest.

Lets be honest, if Steven is anything like his mother then HimxHalftheGems is going to end up Canon to a degree.
Lapis and Peridot both have undertones of Pearl towards him.

sorry for english i am indonesia

when were you when jasper is died?

i am sat at home watching livestream when sugar call

'jasper is kill'

'no'

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>being this insecure

Sardonyx isn't sexy

Vidalia had a shotgun in Onion Friend.

What about Rockets

Well this IS a confirmed friendship harem show.

Orange Garnet without future vision, but has super intelligence.

Nice try Steven. Go back to stroking your 1 inch chode.

So basically no future vision.

>savage
Well, it was a society built on ritual sacrifice.

I don't know and I don't mind it.

Steven's going to have a lot of trouble going through puberty.

Why is SU so pro gun control.

Steven has a huge cock. Even if he could fold it in half it'd still be bigger than yours.

she's adorkable.

Do you fuck your mom and sisters?

A shotgun.

Steven's penis size doesn't matter because he can shapeshift it

post yfw grapefuckers

Steven looks like Ezra Miller in this pic.

Given the fact that we now know that the Gem's gem is literally made up of the same components of the regular earth mineral, and not some space magic equivalent, a lot of things could kill the gems.
A gun for instance could kill the gems.

Wouldn't even need a big one either.