Kek Thread

ITT WE PRAISE KEK AND OFFER HIM OUR REPEATING DIGITS

GIVE US HAPPENINGS.

GIVE US TRUMPENINGS

If these digits are not dubs then Kek is a false god and we should all instead worship Allah and become mudslides

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Checked and kek'd

PRAISE KEK !

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kek is unstoppable

hot fuck man

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Kek doesn't exist and u know it well, meme magic is just pure concidence

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O come'on, this is getting ridiculous.
Stop scriptfagging ffs.

Kek is a gift for a fearsome universe.

Should we start composing verse or prose in Biblical language (or a similar style)?

KEK HATH SPOKEN

PRAISE THEE

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Look at this pair of fags buttmad that their respective Gods don't answer them.

wow kek is here

There will be sixes and sevens lined up, two and two
Kek will rise, and Trump will win
Merkel will be lynched and France will drown in happenings

Expect another happening soon. Two weeks, in France. Massive destruction, many dead

Kek wills it

KEK HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

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Praise Kek, let many happenings occur over this week leading to the Great Happening

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>Script sacrilege

I do not need such profanity. Kek graced my post with generous repeats. Praise Kek!

Suck my balls kek you green frog faced mother fucker
shit I bet you can't even give me dubs

I see

Purge Islamic swines, kek wills it.

as expected of some false meme god that 10 autists with proxies "worship"

Unironic kek worship when?

>tfw wasted dubs on non-kek related discussion

STROKE 4 HILLARY

I predict Merkel will be publicly hung and it will kick off the European civil war.

May Kek deliver a hilarious happening unto you, Paddy

>Insults the god
>Expects said god to reward
I don't even praise kek I'm just here to read the shit posts but that's not how it works.

major terror attack in one Scandinavian country will redpill the Scandicucks this year

Praise Kek

Get

I'm already there. I've seen too much shit in the past months.


KEK walks with us.

August 19th

How do we go about defining doctrine and practice?

Thy will be done. All glory goes to KEK.

for?

I'm expecting him to prove me wrong because that's how it works

He is with us

KEK'D AND CHECK'D

Double dubs. Rolling for kek

yosemite pls

no god rewards an aggorant fuck who doubts him you dumb motherfucker.

German man gets analy raped by a Mudskin

Praise kek

I don't think we could centralize a mostly anonymous movement so i guess the best step is creating basic principles

Indeed gods smite arrogant fools who challenge them
and yet that has to happen even though kek is supposed to be a proactive god

HAIL

WE ARE REACHING SUPER KEKAYIN

I'll keep an eye out for this happening.

PRAISE HIM!!!!!!!!

>I'm already there. I've seen too much shit in the past months

No kidding. The digits prophecize the happenings and Kek does the rest. Kek is a God of chaos, and we see his fruits growing larger every day.

>mfw a bunch of random guys on the internet from around the world are channeling the will of an ancient God.

kek is love, kek is LIFE

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58 GET

This is a place of worship!
Have some respect.
And don't speak to me or my wife's son ever again.

Praise to kek
Holy kek
Kekky kek
Kek kek kek
Dome dubs would be nice
Maybe even trips
I predict a shillary indictment
Check em.

repeating digits and trump will bring america to it's greatest its ever been and liberalism will die a quick, painful death.

I will happily attend un-ironic Kek sermons over teamspeak or anything like that.

KEK DEMANDS WORSHIP.

I pledge.

will allah ever recover?

Are you ready, Merkel?

kek will not have mercy on you

>When a Get
Praise KeK
>When singels
He must have left thread

Kek crusades when?

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This. I eagerly await the confused horror of the normie world as they witness the ascent of esoteric devotees to a strange and powerful god from beyond human comprehension. It will be like when that Nigerian image board discovered Ebolachan worship.

Is Ebolachan a unique spirit or a vessel of Kek? Or both?

DNC, or lyon happening please. When?
Manana is good enough for me

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The email leaks that are still to come will expose all the Jews and everyone revolts.

DEUS KEK

India will nuke Pakistan in an hour.

>Nordic
>Total Autist
not unusual

merkel gets merkeled by 5+ "men of asian descent"

I wanna inside Kek

Crash the DNC with no survivors!

Hillary can't give acceptance speech due to coughing fit

Check em.

NO MERCY FOR THE NONBELIEVERS

Praise kek

PRAISE HIM!!!

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>next happening is in Berlin later this week

Kek wills it

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Praise Kek!!!!

White people will have a collective chimp out against shitskins in Europe.

India gets nuked in 1 hour.

A plague will wipe out all niggers,mudslimes and white trash

US annexes México

Hillary comes out as transgender.

Will God Teir KEK bring me the digits?

Massive terrorist attack in Ireland.

Michelle Obama outed as a tranny.

KEK ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!

KEKBIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gary Johnson will outnumber Hillary in the general

Zika only turns IQ

Kek comes to Vancouver, Canada just in time for the Pride Parade.

A Holy War is upon us, and Holy Wars are Fought.

The Mind of the Few has United Above the Mind of the Many.

As Above, So Below.

Praise Kek.

Woops, I was busy eating an onion.

Kek, reveal yourself!

Lord of l u l z
Give me the triplerinos for there will be a massive happening in Germany again, soon

Kek is with me. He doesn't want more happenings, he wants to stop you, racists bigots, to praise him

My dub s confirm it

Relax leaf. Canada doesn't have long until next major muslim/mossad false flag.