So did he want to eat the Smurfs or turn them into gold?

So did he want to eat the Smurfs or turn them into gold?

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He was a stupid asshole which is pretty much the basis of every Saturday morning cartoon villain.

Yes.

Do the same rules apply to Smurfette? Why didn't he just make more of those? Why go through the trouble of catching them when he could've just made more Smurfette types?

this really

his motives changed constantly probably because he had some memory problems

Why he wants gold anyway? it's a fucking warlock! he has black magic powers and know old forbidden secrets, why he lose his times wanting to capture tiny blue assholes when he could create an army of undeads for conquering some shitty kingdom?

What do you think Smurfs taste like?

Blue.

Psychedelic Mushrooms

So probably pretty gross

Smurfette's not a real Smurf, so she doesn't count.

She is real but crafted. But why is this sausage fest of a town even attracted to her?

He should count them. Divide them by 6 and make them to gold. Eat the rest.

he wanted to fuck them

Smurfs are needed to make a magical potion that's basically the philosopher's stone in effect.
He wants to drink the potion for immortality AND get the unlimited gold from it too.

How do smurfs normally reproduce?

Cause armor for the undead army cost lots of gold

Every "blue moon" a new smurf shows up.

Depends on how anti-semitic the writers are feeling.

>"blue moon"
Sounds like Papa's getting some booty.

He wanted to put those penis-sized commies up his ass and feel them squirm.

she's the only legal smurfette

spores

There was another girl Smurf, she's a kid though. She appeared late in the series, I never knew when she appeared exactly.

He wants to turn them into semetic propaganda

I watched one episode where he wanted to eat a smurf and turn them into gold. So both.

Makes sense. Everyone knows wizard turds can be rolled into gold.

Gargamel just really, really, REALLY fucking hated the Smurfs. He didn't want to eat them or turn them into gold. Those were just pretenses to murder all of them without letting their corpses go to waste.

Sassette, and also the never-explained Granny Smurf.

Also Vexy, if you count the movies.

Forgot pic.

Why the hell is there so much Smurfette art and so little of her? She's adorable!

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>that one episode where Gargamel turns himself into a baby smurf to infiltrate the village
>Papa Smurf insanely suspicious because baby smurfs dont exist
>a few seasons later, a baby smurf joins the cast
>nobody bats an eye

waffle

The precedent had been set.

Didn't see that one, but did baby Gargamel appear on a Blue Moon? That would have been the obvious tip-off.

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Another good one
>Hogatha becomes a smurf
>Infiltrates village
>Everybody instantly accepts her as Snorty Smurf

There's so many goddamn smurfs that the smurfs themselves havent even met all of each other

Huh. I guess Papa Smurf just forgot where baby Smurfs come from... and the rest just didn't know in the first place.

She was created from some magical mud or clay (wonder woman style), and, iirc, she was directly created by Gargamel. Or maybe the rest of the smurf kids, but I remember a connection to Gargamel, as she would show some affection to him.

However, Gargamel still see her as a smurf, so she knows better to hide and keep away from him, although she does care about him.

Doesn't she call Garagamel 'pappy' or something like that?

You and me both, meme image.

I've heard that he wanted to fry a few and pickle a few and serve a few real cold, then toast a few and roast a few and use the rest for gold


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they battle out who gets to rape smurfette

>implying you can rape a slut like that

She wants the Smurf, user. She wants it hard.

Gargamel was the creator of the Smurfs. He was a vengeful, but bumbling god, aided by Azrael his "angel of death."

The whole thing was a critique of Christianity.

>critique on Christianity
I know you're making a joke post, but I'm convinced that Gargamel was a Hebrew wizard... Smurfette being a golem and all that.

He dresses more like a more shabby Gregorian or Benedictine Monk.

Guys, what the blueberry fuckmuffins is 'smurfy' supposed to mean?

Something that has a Smurf-like quality.

Duh.

>he isnt down to smurf

Yes.

He's a jewish stereotype. Look at him. Look at his nose. He wants gold. The smurfs are blue, the perfect race, the leader wears red and the others wear white like the KKK. The creator of smurfs (can't remember if comic or cartoon) was born in Nazi Poland iirc.

A reminder

If Gargamel could make a smurf,why didn't he just make more smurfs?

post the rest

Smurfette was never a true Smurf, and wouldn't work in his spells.

Oh god, please no.

This is worse than that 'fwuffy pony' nonsense.

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She is real, but only because Papa Smurf turned her into a real Smurf. Gargamel can't make real Smurfs himself.

Oh. Well why didn't he, like, give her a gun or a tracking device?

>Wearing diaper worn by your adopted Smurf.

Doesn't the Smurfs take place in medieval times?

It could have taken place today and Gargamel is just a dirty old Jew living in the woods.

Yeah, but isn't there another character who shows up from time to time who's a knight's squire or something?

Sir Johan and Peewit, and yeah, there were castles and kings and shit.

Drawfriends, plz.

>village full of colorful non-human creatures
>each is named after their role
>refers to each other by their species

I believe there is some brood mother hidden somewhere and only the old smurf smurfs the location
He picks up a new smurf every once in a while

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at first he just wanted to eat them, but then in one episode, I think it was the Easter-special, Balthazar told him that in fairy tales smurfs can be used to create gold and Gargamel was all like "holy shit, they're good for that too?! I need to get in on this!"

Initially Smurfette was not a real smurf, she had brown hair and looked very plain. She only became a real smurf when Papa Smurf used magic on her and turned her into a qt-pie.

Does anyone have high hopes for this?
Did Sony learn thier lesson after thier first two movies?

Both. He needs to capture at least six of them to turn them into gold.

Budding of course

You know what you must do now. Complete this holy quest for Sup Forums it is your destiny.

How much gold are we talking about here?

I'm actually thinking of requesting something from a drawfag friend of mine, but he's out of town at the moment, so don't hold your breath.

>The creator of smurfs (can't remember if comic or cartoon) was born in Nazi Poland iirc.
Belgium, actually. And he was born in 1928, So Germany would have invaded when he was 12.

He wanted to turn them into gold so he could eat the gold.

>semitic
>not smurfitic

>the perfect race

>She was created from some magical mud or clay (wonder woman style), and, iirc, she was directly created by Gargamel.

Oh, that was fun. Gargamel intended to repeat procedure that gave world Smurfette, but in order to avoid the kind of screw up that original produced, he hexed the mud so that it would explode on the next day.

Then her hair turned blonde and eyes turned blue.