Is this the most kino movie premier of all time?

Is this the most kino movie premier of all time?

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honestly will this movie ever be topped?

Wait, did they use a real kangaroo?

>kangaroo on a leash

Um, is this humane?

is that one of the bognoff bros before facefuck?

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS PREPARE TO

*record scratch*

SHAKE THAT PHAT ASS

*Turn Down For What Starts Playing

>Kangaroo Jack

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

Yes

of course. Heres one of the bloopers

youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

Look at all those people genuinely excited for Kangaroo Jack.

Where are the bog-pilled?

K I N O

This had a premier event? It was so low budget with no big names. Was there really hype before the release? It seemed more of a straight to vhs deal.

Hitchcock did it kinoer, he brought birds for Birds

Yeah but at least this didn't have Jack popping up screeching out of nowhere to wake the audience up.

KJ didn't send the viewer to sleep, it sent them down under.

>leashed kangaroo

that's like putting a leash on a baby, you just don't fucking do that cunt

this

fucking Americans

>Was there really hype before the release?
yes because the advertising was bordering on fraudulent.
>entire trailer consists of a dream sequence that suggests there will be a talking kangaroo character
>kids fucking love wisecracking animals
>the kangaroo just leaps around the whole film
this flick taught a generation of kids a valuable lesson about marketing
youtube.com/watch?v=SuyLeUjuT_k

>implying aussies give a fuck
we eat roos all the time, they're a diamond dozen out here.
in fact they're a fucking pest a lot of the time, they jump out in front of cars and their weight can cause fatal accidents if not just a lot of damage

Yeah I'm sure letting a feral kangaroo run loose around a packed street in LA filled with kids and flashing lights would end well. Then again, watching that happen would probably be more faithful to the marketing than the movie itself.

>diamond dozen
Are you shitting me?

It sounds like you Aussies driving around in your cars and ruining the natural habitat are the real pests. Day of the choke when?

you better be pretending boy.
here's your (You) regardless.

>kangaroos are the deer of Australia

I find this hilarious.

>I watched this as a kid
>I thought this was funny

They are still less of a road menace than abbos going to the land of petrol ghosts on the warm roads.

they are truly retarded creatures that love to hop in front of cars constantly
Live here for a short time and you'll very quickly realise kangaroos are not cute or unique or anything like that, they are just hopping deer whose sole mission in life is to fuck up your car
youtube.com/watch?v=EyjjtTXfojs

the fact that this is an issue is insane.
I had to swerve away from an abbo that was walking towards my car while going 60, he wasn't even crossing the road he was stumbling down it.
He even had his arms outstretched like he was a fucking zombie.

Is Australia the sickest fucking cuntry on earth?

youtube.com/watch?v=erSJGrpfnOI

>literally 5 seconds of a dream sequence

>plays it as the stinger over and over for months
>doesn't suggest it's a hallucination at all
>actually implies the kangaroo is a character since he's seen reacting to things in the other parts of the trailer
they knew full well what they were doing

>dumb kids see the kangaroo talk
>dumb kids want to see the movie
>mfw

holy shit that was some murder shit

Such a beautiful people, they truly enrich our society.

>the weak should fear the strong

they even used the same scene in the trailer for the animated sequel
youtube.com/watch?v=6qJ-wbmi0vs