Are the Mirage turtle comics any good? Only familiar with the toons

Are the Mirage turtle comics any good? Only familiar with the toons.

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If you're only familiar with the toons, then just keep in mind that the 2003 toon started off as a very watered down, kid-friendly version of the original comics. Out of all the toons, that's probably the one that's closest to the original comics (particularly the first 3 seasons), but the comics were still more grown-up (and more 80s comics-ish, natch).

That being said, during volume 1, there was a period of time where the comic became a chaotic mess of a mixed bag, because Eastman and Laird handed the comic off to nobodies to write and draw while they went off and took care of all the business stuff from the sudden popularity of the 1987 cartoon. But they ended up coming back to the comic and making it consistently good again.

I did not know that your pic was a thing.

Thanks OP.

Is that porn?

It's different for sure.

yes

>that blatant Lone Wolf and Cub rip off/homage

Explain.

Yes they are good, especially early on. But it does fluctuate a bunch later on.

I should probably add that it is different from the cartoons. More violent and serious. 2003 is the closest one in tone and look.

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The IDW comic is pretty great if you want to get into the comic and you're not just thinking about getting into one incarnation.

this is extremely true
still with it here
i was wondering about that era of the comics, i heard weird shit. i guess it was passed through several authors.. almost like an anthology. also, much as it was bad, back to the sewer doesnt belong in the same tier as fast forward.. and 3rd movie was... i mean.. not that bad.

i guess this list was made before the new movies and show. which i would put solidly in the last one

I like the first couple seasons of the 2012 show, actually. Making Leo an actually fun character was a good move.

Yeah, I think it was made before the IDW comic and Nick cartoon, also the 2014 movie. I'm guessing IDW and Nick would fall in The enjoyable part. Some people might put Nick in the "the enjoyably stupid" part though? I am tossing between enjoyable stupid for 2014 but it probably belongs in the The just plain stupid part. But I do think the new movie will be better.

Its very, VERY hit and miss.

But when its good, its damn good.

It does have one of, if not the best Splinter.

I only saw some of the first season of the 2012 show. I had to stop because Mikey was a complete short-bus riding retard and not even Master Splinter had any respect for him. I don't know his characterization gets any better later on, but what I saw was enough to convince me to stop watching.

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I'm pretty sure that 2012 Mikey has severe untreated ADHD or something, it's really the only explanation. The other characters in the early seasons are consistently great though.

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I need to see this shit!

Read the IDW Mirage collections. They filter the filler bullshit to just the the Eastman/Laird issues so you don't have to suffer through a huge amount of filler that ran from #22-48.

Just don't expect Krang (just the Ultoms, his species) to show up, Shredder only makes three appearances, and Ralph gets shoved down your throat endlessly as the face of the franchise while Mikey is emo scum. Oh and Baxter Stockman is a loser black guy and not the God-tier white villain/Cronenberg freak, April's not a reporter but Baxter's flunky who runs a junk shop on the side (and for the first two years, she's a mulatto with a bad perm before she gets race flipped to be white), and shit with Casey Jones being a cuck for an ex-mafia princess and raising her daughter and getting pissy when her bio-grandfather rightfully tries to get custody of the brat

I have a few questions I hope can be answered
did IDW reprint all of the turtle soup comics yet its hard to tell when every site mentions shell shocked and I do not know if they were all in that.

Are they going to reprint everything in black and white? I do not mind the color versions just liked the black and white better.

Will they reprint volume 3? they seem to have permission seeing as how they reprinted an issue for the 30th anniversary.

Have the reprinted the fugitoid mini?

sorry about this I just want to own them instead of reading them online

it has a few good aspects yeah

TMNT III had CPR, and i can't decide if that was a great thing that helped make the movie more serious, or a terrible thing because it was done by a turtle.

>hype up april with the turtles
>turns out it is her with casey
>turtles get a minute or two
every time I get what I want its always not as good as I hoped

please tell me the rest of their names are this good

Leonhardo
Raphallus
Casey Bones
Master Sphincter
The Footjob Clan

Do Master Sphincter or the Footjob Clan live up to their names?

I'm surprised there's no Meatbop and Cocksteady

14 Turtles are definitely just stupid. 12 Turtles are a mixed bag. First two seasons were good, season 3 was hit or miss, and season 4 was trash. The only really good episode from the "Turtles in Space" arc was the turtles forever 2 episode, and that wasn't even in space!

Forgot to mention one:

The Spreader.

>porn adaptation

OP...you...good on you I guess.

i had never seen a porn with April O'Neil, only her cosplay pictures in which I thought she looked fine but here she looked off and even looks fat.

It can't be any worse than that old South American one.

>the turtles only showing up to exhaust all the sex puns the writers brainstormed then fucking off when it's time for actual sex
Sounds about right, although they could have made an effort to make it work like they did with Spongebob. It didn't work but they made the effort.

they could have just made her give a bj to all of them that way no worrying about the costumes but no it had to be casey, I do not think anyone ever thinks of casey when they think tmnt porn parody

This is fucking gold

Should have hired Anthony Rosano.

Dude seems willing to fuck in any stupid costume.

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I hope they at least remained in character and didn't just abandon the premise. The actual sex, while necessary, isn't why people watch these things.

the turtles are fighting the spreader for most of the sex scene, but they mostly stop talking

>life is bittersweet at best
i wish this was the consistent tone in all of TMNT stuff

>IDW turtle soup reprints
none yet that I'm aware of
>Vol 3
I think Larsen still owns a hand in that, so I assume he'd have some say over it
>fugitoid
not yet

I'd just hope they get the turtle dicks accurate to nature. Because, that would just be hilarious.

>I am a furry

okay and what about reprinting more of the issues in black and white? it seems weird that is behind the color issues, what are the chances the fugitoid one shot will be reprinted? its the one thing I can not find anywhere for cheap online in a decent condition

oh no, no no

Outside of the "core" Eastman and Laird stuff, some of those other stories were fucking amazing. Pic absolutely related.

Best we can do is hope, honestly.
From what I've seen, the only BW reprints are the 6 big ass hardcovers.
In all honesty, even original Mirage printings of most of the other stuff isn't expensive at all. Nothing above #10 should cost more than $3-5 at most.
the Fugitoid one shot had at least 2 printings. 1st is oversized (like 1sts of TMNT 1-4) and can go for a pretty penny, but 2nd print (regular comic sized.) shouldn't be much over $10.
Hunt around, you'll find the stuff for decent pricing in shop. Just avoid places like ebay or milehigh's online shop.

yeah the second one usually cost around 8 bucks, but I rather get it in a collection for 20 instead I do hope they release the rest in black and white though just for fun


I also think I am the only one who liked volume 4, I thought it fit decently with how insane it was just like vol 1

You know what, I think I'll just fap to some April O'Neil porn without the guys in terrifying turtle costumes.

do the turtles have realistic turtle dicks?

no they have mutated human dicks which actually makes sense in this story

>Master Sphincter
>not Master Split-her

well if there fighting at the time i can kind of forgive the lack of hot turtle dick.

still not ideal though

you fell for the classic blunder op

>Mikey
>emo

What the fuck. I can't even comprehend an emo Mikey, that makes no sense when Raph is better for the emo stuff anyway.

GREENED

Well that was boring
>Female Shredder that never gets naked or fucked
>Turtles only appear at the very start and end
>90% of it is just Casey and April
>April spends most of it out of her costume
May as well just watch normal porn

Name of porno? Link?

I usually hate journalists giving their articles punny names, but
>shell shocked
got me.

>willing
Maybe he just like it.

You are just, the worst ever at Google.

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>Michelangeblow
>Dongatello

literal gold

Kek

I don't remember Mikey being "emo scum" at all. He's definitely a lot more serious and fleshed out than he is in any of the cartoons or movies, though, but he's not so different that he's emo.

If I had to use any words to describe comic Mike, it'd be down to earth, carefree, fun-loving, playful, sociable, laid-back and contemplative. He's the one that's most fascinated/interested in the outside world, he likes writing, and he has the biggest heart out of the four of them.

Ya, not all the non-E&L issues were bad. There were a lot of terrible ones, but there were a lot of good ones, too. I thought the story with Bloodsucker was one of the best, but it'll never get reprinted because of something have to do with the writer or some shit. I don't remember specifically what, but it's a shame.

Outside Laird/Eastman you have good stuff lile the River trilogy.

Never understand why people love Souls Winter trilogy...

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>Ralph

That's the bullshit censored version.

Here's the explicit one:

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>they didnt choose April O' Neil to play April O' Neil


boo

Wow...I thought nothing could be worse than the shitty Splinter from the Turtle Tunes Christmas special. I thought wrong.

Pretty sure that's who that is.

April was always white. She just had a shitty 1986 frizz perm

if you knew he played the shredder you would know she does not have sex, though they could at least have had her get naked

Eastman and Laird got tied up with the business side of things so the Mirage comic sort of got weird when they weren't looking. The stories got very disjointed and even more "Indy" feeling. A lot of it was good. One issue would be weird and almost Swamp Thing levels of dark/thoughtful. Then the next issue would be some kind of goofy space adventure with cartoony art.

The second volume of the Mirage run was pointless. It meandered and was pretty boring.

The third Mirage volume was weird as fuck. Sweeping status quo change. Earth becomes an intergalactic hub world. Raph spends most of the time as a vampire/dinosaur. It's revealed that April is a living drawing made from the same magic pencil Kirby had in Donatello's solo waaay back in the day. All around stupid.

She was black in one issue. A color reprint of issue #32 by Mark Bode. When IDW reprinted in color this issue they gave her back her white skin.

why are porn parodies always GOAT in regards to source material cosplay?

IDW reprints.

>the girl playing April O Neil has had the actual porn name April O' Neil for a while

>she did a spot on April O Neil cosplay years back

HYPERCRISIS

None of the First Publishing collections from back then had her black either

>TMNT Smash-Up
>good?
This game was made by the same people who work on SmashBros. BUT

It doesn't play nothing like smash, and they added those god name Rabbits from Rayman in it.

Also, who the hell did they get from Smash, to work on this?
I think Capcom would show better love to a TMNT fighting game.

Where can I even find the original comics as a collection?

True. She was great...for a human.

For buying?

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He isn't that user's just retarded

If its comprehensive enough and has stuff that cant be found otherwise yeah.

The existence of next mutation just infuriates me.

That is an entire crew of people who should be shot. And only people who have seen an episode of the show can know what I'm talking about.

>black April

I...I didn't know I wanted this.

>the footjob clan
I want this

People actually liked the CGI movie?

Better than Secret of the Ooze.

>tmntentity.blogspot.com/2009/03/mirage-comics.html
As you can see, it won't be easy to buy them all. You can buy the IDW reprints. It's a good start but some of them are color reprints.

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Stop pushing your personal tastes.