Mom dad I am back from holidays in Krakow please meet my fiancée Agnieszka Brzęczyszczykiewicz

>mom dad I am back from holidays in Krakow please meet my fiancée Agnieszka Brzęczyszczykiewicz

1-cunt
2-how quick do your parents disown you?

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my dad wouldn't care, my mum would be deeply disappointed and would assume she's only with me for my money

1. The glorious Russia.
2. They won't if she looks slavic and has light eyes.

poland
immediately for bringing a polish whore, everyone knows they burn coal

1. ur bagina
2. I don't care what they think.

There's nothing to burn when your country is 99% polish, mate.

1 usa
2 "you're not gay?"

My parents would be pretty surprised considering I already have a gf

>Brzęczyszczykiewicz
kek

meh, she looks plain but nice and Poles are Catholic

they'd be happy

first of all, i finally managed to get a girl, and second of all she is white

She a cute :3
Now tell her to eat this giant amount of food we've prepared.

this. They'd probably start crying tears of joy

lel

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She's Polish.

1.flag
2.they would be curious how did I met her since I almost don't go out of my room.

Probably this.

1.Portugal
2. I'd be marrying a white Christian woman so they'll be overjoyed. I think at this point they'll be happy if I bring any woman home and thanking Jesus I'm not gay after all 2bh

same.

who wouldn't want to marry a pretty Polish woman, Poles are the only redeeming quality of Central/Eastern Europe along with the Czech Republic

but you're not white so

whiter than you Alejandro

Yeah, they'd mostly just be shocked that I actually brought a girl home. Can't imagine they'd care where she's from.

VEE?

my mother is polish so she would probably love it.

What is your father?

A nigger
He is Canadian.

2. they won't because we produce great mixed babies together

typical mutt stuff, his family has been in Canada & the States for generations.

ahh my fellow black person then :^)

>Agnieszka Brzęczyszczykiewicz
I can't even tell if this is a real name or not, googling it didn't help either.

my parents like slavs because they are not pampered like western girls, they even suggested that I find a gf from slavland

What did you tell them?

italy

why would they? also they're best christians (catholic) so it's great

come on how can you not know it
youtube.com/watch?v=AfKZclMWS1U

>that webm
But how far did she hurl???????????

>Being catholic
Literally islam-tier

it was a very good throw actually
if I remember correctly she won the training session but didn't perform nearly as good in the regular contest

nice one user!

>I think at this point they'll be happy if I bring any woman home
feel'd

thank u

>mom dad
>implying they are not living thousands miles away from each other

>visiting parents
>cousins are there
>they ask if i have a gf
You'd think they learn in 10 years of asking that it probably isn't going to happen... To answer OP's question, my parents (who have wisely given up on the idea) would probably be even happier than me.

>tfw so far gone that no close family members even ask about romantic affairs anymore
>tfw saw a distant uncle for the first time in years over the summer and he asked if i had a gf and i actually felt happy because at least he doesn't view me as hopeless garbage

She got Gold in the Olympics.

Same except I don't have any money

Sup Forums?!

>not being Catholic
Literally islam-tier

I don't want to race mix so I just said I prefer a Norwegian gf

>I don't want to race mix
a bit too late for that, cousin

>mandatory webm with javelin flying into the twin towers and exploding

total qt

>
>i thought you were gay

this

they don't disown me because part of my family is actually polish lol checkmate.