Remember that episode when Jack decided to wear high heels and got bullied because of it?

Remember that episode when Jack decided to wear high heels and got bullied because of it?

Wow, he looks fucking great in those.

I honestly didn't understand why they were giving him shit over them. They look metal as fuck and he wears them well.

I remember when he wore sneakers. Was it the same episode?

I haven't watched the show in years, and I only ever watched it a few times. I'm planning on watching it all soon.

His sandals got either lost or damaged, so he tries out different shoes until he finds this Japanese family that he gets nostalgic with before the man happens to know how to make thousand year old sandals to replace Jack's old ones.

Christ, my calves hurt just looking at those.

bullied by prostitutes no less

but on a more serious note

kill fuck marry

they were mad he looked better

>they snuck in a total recall three boon mutant reference

BASED GENNDY

Kill purple, fuck blue, marry green

I thought they were brave individuals?

Marry left
Fuck center
Kill right

By god we got it in one.

>no way
>look at it again
>mfw you're right

what

HOLY SHIT

good lookin out

oh shit you're right.

Fuck 2 boobed
Marry 3 boobed
Kill purple

This is the only acceptable answer.

Nice eye.

It's not what you wear, but how you wear it.

>implying anyone would do anything except kill the fat one.

if she didnt wear such high heels she'd make a hot shortstack

if she was drawn by ovens you'd all want to fuck her

Kill mid, screw left and marry right

Fuck right, kill middle, marry left. Not a fan of one-eyed girls.

killthen fuck fishface, fuck total recall, marry grimace

user, she doesn't have a neck.

then she doesn't have a gag reflex!

absolute

what the fuck is wrong with you

He's just being observant.

how
PROBLEMATIC

Remember that time he was running around tickling a fat guy while in their underwear? Or that whole Ikra incident?

Jack's sexuality is questionable at best.

>Not a fan of one-eyed girls

when the war comes i won't die for you

Did anyone else immediately associate this with Nick and Judy from Zootopia? °-°

Aye

I'm sure Jack is just secure in his sexuality. He had a crush on the dead grasshopper girl and assumed that Ikra was a legit chick.

On a less cancerous note, what's Jack's real name? Apparently it starts with a G. My guess is on Goemon.

>liking one eyed girls
when the war comes i will kill you myself

What about the episode where jack became a cock slave.

he was trained in wrestling as a young boy in Greece 9/10 he was his teacher's eromenos

kill purple cause come on man, fuck green ,marry one eye so it's easier to sneak out and fuck green.

Now I just imagined hot elf sex rp on that chair.

kill purple, fuck green, marry blue.

Hot damn! Never realized before. Thanks user for pointing out how fucking based is Tartakovsky.

This was objectively the best episode in the show. The humor and action were perfect.

heh that made me smirk

Gack

that's actually what happens

This is unexpectedly hot.

Oh shit, you are right

source?

cool

It's the crystal gems

He wasn't bullied, he was cheered

I like fat girls normally, but right is ugly, so kill her.

Fuck Green, because she's the least interesting. Worth nothing but a one night stand.

Marry middle, because she's perfect and I want her every night.

Remember that time where jack almost fucked aku?

When you look that awesomely manly in heels, let them laugh

The motorcycle gang hit on him when he wore the heels.
And the prostitutes were telling him to work dem legs.

>dem legs
No wonder Jaqueline is such a qt

The sad part is that they were actually lethal weapons.

>almost

>He thinks there is sex in marriage

I've never understood this meme, there's plenty of sex when you're married as long as you didn't marry a white girl

Kill Purple, fuck Blue, marry Green

Is this a series, or smut?

Cause that's all I'm getting trying to find this.

The idea is that you get tired of pounding the same pussy all the time, and the sex just feels mundane at that point.

smut

kill yourself

Is it at least cute smut?

Smut by definition can't be cute

I've fapped to this

Sauce?

BALLS
DEEP

I disagree with your definition of smut, then, sir.

Kill, Kill, Kill

Fuck green,
Marry One-Eye
Kill fatty

This. You and I are now allies.