Babysitting your wife's daughter

>babysitting your wife's daughter
>she looks at you like this and says
>"w-why are you so handsome, user?"

what do you say?

That girl is going bald, homie.

talk her into a secret sexual relationship, of course

>don't tell your mom about this or we can't play anymore...

Genetics, lil' bitch.

Then I show her my BBC

if its my wifes daughter its not babysitting dumbass

also that is a dumb fucking scenario of her on the floor

you should have used the scene from Orphan

I start punching her head until its a puddle of flesh bone and blood

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nigger

Look everyone it's Jason the pedofile from Illinois. Jason quit posting already.

cunnybot you are late

>currently babysit for a family
>oldest child is a 12 year old girl
>she sits on my lap in outfits like the girl in the op
>have literally never harmed a child in my life but oh my god does it drive me crazy

You've ruined me Sup Forums
You've ruined my friendship with a sweet innocent child.

can't you guys at least make up some new ones?

pics?

>harmed

getting hard form her soft perfectly tight and toned ass?

LP

I'd say "It's called Rogain. You should try it."

>few years ago
>my two cousins who were at the time, about 9 and 11, came to stay for a weekend at my family's summer cottage
>they want to go to sauna, outdoor hot tub, and swimming.
>have to watch over them because everyone else is busy, and because the girls can't be trusted to handle themselves in the old wood sauna
>they ask me to go to sauna and the tub with them, so I do.
>in the hot tub, the older one of the girls climbs to my lap and starts grinding herself against me, while playing with my face
>situation makes me uncomfortable, try to rise up and leave, she slaps me and tells me to stay still
>mfw

I had a dream where i was back ro school and my female teacher and I had a fight. Then she turned into some loli and i consoled her.

...

and then what happened?

some body make a rabbit stream

Because I work out every day, kid. Now fuck off with your questioning and go play your fucking games, bitch.

SHOULDN'T HAVE COME HERE