Baywatch is going to flop, isn't it?

Baywatch is going to flop, isn't it?

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No. way. It's going to make alot of money.

>nostalgiashit

Yes.

imagine if you got to slide your hand down and play with her crotch a bit!

I CAN SEE THE BAREST OUTLINE OF HER VAGINA.

I can smell your virginity.

The whole thing is a complete farce. I don't even think the producers expect it to make a profit, they're probably making something regardless.

Everything about it seems half-assed and ill-conceived and casted.

my cock doesnt flop when i see alex

>tfw all you're excited about it new babewatch

That would be cool

10/10 body
4/10 face

Why wouldn't we be?

I can taste YOUR virginity.

I'm sorry I thought you said flap.

Why are her eyes so cold and soulless?

because she's trying to look upset, user.

>Starring The Rock
>Will bomb

pick one

I wish daddario would flop her big ol milkies and pusy right on my face!

look up Anastasia Rose. there's a passing similarity between the two

>cold
Probably has to do with the fact her eye color is an ice blue

Typical trait of an experienced, veteran semen demon.

I'm just woefully unimpressed by the girls in the new Baywatch.

Her eyes are fucking mesmerising.

It's going to go crazy worldwide. Dumb people across the world loved the tv show.

Alexandra has an 11/10 face.

I'll be there,
I'll be ready,
Never your fear,
Now don't you fear,
I'll be there,
Forever and always, I'm always here!

Big, beefy lips...Mmmm...

FUCK
OFF
YOU
NIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Basically this. Even mammario is looking underwhelming.

>roast beef

>tfw that is my fetish

I plan on pirating it solely for any scenes of Daddrio in skimpy clothing. God she is gorgeous

I need that photo.
You know the one.

degenerate

they look nothing alike

Why aren't they wearing the highrise onepiece?
That looks nothing like Baywatch.

Yes they do, Anastasia looks more like Alexandra's sister though.

I wonder, are they gonna have a throwback to the iconic "whole cast running on the beach together in slow mo" shot? I mean, they have to, right?

>tfw no Baywatch Nights reboot

Will this movie ever be released

When was the last time The Rock had a movie that bombed?

Central intelligence

That made $220 million with a budget of $50 million, how much does it need to make?

Her neck is pretty neat too

It was still a bad movie

If that's how the system worked, Hollywood would have shut down a long time ago.

i can taste her pusy from here

Why did they keep making these after The Brady Bunch Movie? That one pretty much deconstructed the entire genre, removing any further need for exploration.

who the fuck wants a bay watch movie

wtf, I just learned that she is 31 years old.

your mortal years matter little to the eternal semen demon

She's aging pretty well

No. Dwayne is $$$$$

Perfect mommy age :^)

Dumb virgin posters

why is that surprising

>SATURDAY NIGHT
>ITV
>MAKE YOUR OWN PIZZA FROM SAINSBURYS
>BEADLE'S YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED
>BLINDA DATA
>JET FROM GLADIATORS
>SOME PEOPLE STAAAAAAND IN THE DARKNESS


Take me back

It's bare tits and ass or nothing.

I thought she would be in her early 20's. She looked like a teenager in the radioactive video
youtube.com/watch?v=ktvTqknDobU

BAYWATCH MARKS THE DECLINE OF THE RICK

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>can see her curtains through the panties

we have just been conditioned to seeing roasties that abuse drugs and alcohol in their teens and twenties looking a lot worse than they should by 30

That isn't what makes a movie bomb, though. Horrible movies make loads of cash all the time.

are you gay?

I thought a movie bombing was it doing horribly ticket sales.

stfu landwhale

>panties

she's clearly wearing a bikini dumb frogposter virgin

same shit with a different name so sluts don't feel ashamed

>white knighting
>any year

Why so bitter you virgin? Wearing a bikini doesn't make a girl a slut

10/10 tits
5/10 ass

Dropped.

yup , porn is free and open to the internet without id cheaksumes now.
gg.

Why is that bad?

Souls are good for your health.

yeah, im sure you wouldnt bang her given the chance

This guy gets it.

lmao nigger

You have to go back (to reddit)

Nah, it's got the Rock, Effron, tits, and dude lmao humor, plus it's getting good marketing from what I can tell.

They hit a home run with the Daddario casting but the other bitches are plain as fuck

I'd really like to touch and bite it

Kinda does though.

Because she is actually a demonic succubus here to steal men's soles and their cummies

Souls*. Fuck too late now, she's here for foot fetishism

That IS what bombing means. For some reason though a bunch of autists on here seem to think it has something to do with a movie's critical reception.

...

I never watched the original, but I wasn't under the impression that it was basically F&F/expendables like the new trailers are making this look like

you're an actual fag
that's fucking hot

>no classic one piece swimsuits

ONE JOB

I have no interest in this

What have you done.

Imagine being a woman and having to wear tiny, tiny underwear all the time and sometimes having to look serious and informed when your ass and pussy is covered by only a tiny piece of cotton and if you bend over it will hug every curve of your anatomy.

I am so glad I am a man and can wear underwear that covers my thighs, Jesus Christ.

They do wear those though...

pls post proofs

>implying women don't have a choice in what to wear
There are other options than "500 dollar piece of string".

No woman is going to go around in loose-fitting underwear with legs

Some will wear the tight booty shorts but that's still pretty sexual. It must be hell having a great body as a woman and expecting it to always be on display.

>He hasn't seen a girl in loose fitting boyshorts or stretch pants
Alright.

>stretch pants
I meant sweats.

who's playing Hoby

I hope so, movie looks like real piece of shit.

What the fuck is with all of these 21 Jump Street-style reboots? It's like studio executives saw the success of 21 Jump Street and thought, "Hey, let's do the same thing with our 20+year-old tv shows!"

Chips and Baywatch... what's next?

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