Fucking hell

fucking hell

poor Riley

He's alpha af

Why didn't we save him bros?

>how much I wanted to kiss her
What a fucking new male
He should have said how much he wanted to fuck her brains out

*chokes out kids*

>martial arts certification
this is how weak people pretend to be tough

There's people you want to fuck, there's people you want to kiss and then there's people so divine you'd rather not touch them at all. You'll know this once you grow older and have gone out into the world more.

>cruise
Gay.

EX

>I'm mature because I put pussy on a pedestal
>"so divine you'd rather not touch at all"
Lol smfh.

>so divine you'd rather not touch at all
Yeah, like your daughter you sick fuck. I knew I was replying to a degenerate. Have your last (You) from me.

you sound as pathetic as riley

looks like a mexican maid

Prophetic shirt.

You're the nonce m8.

This is some beta shit right here. You think women respond well to this type of thinking? Women literally want you to cheat on them and beat them. They get off on it. A woman will lose all interest in you if she doesn't think other women want to fuck you.

>hurr hurr NUMALES durr

fuck off to r/theredpill you autist

damn he looked like a chad. she obviously left him because he looks like a hipster bitch now. hopefully this will push to shave that stupid ass beard of his and go out and find some younger hotter pussy to slay shes getting old anyway and im sure the sex was getting pretty boring too

Kek

You sound triggered

>skinny
>emo hairstyle
>pouty face
>Chad

>this dries the vagina

I kekd. Poor lad, we've all been there

he has a nice jawline though and all that shit you mentioned can be fixed. can you fix your jawline? can we see yours?

Except I was there when I was 14. He's 30.

Isn't there a law somewhere saying you have to stop browsing Sup Forums once you have kids? Something about crossing the final boundary into adulthood?

You had got a divorce when you were 14? Nigga, that's some white trash shit right there.

>pls resond

Nobody let Riley near a gun.

Or another baseball bat.

why do you hate riley so much user? if you're more alpha than him maybe you should go shoot your shot with mew instead of making these threads every hour

>actor wife got a bit of fame in a mainstream show
>get divorced

what a heartless bitch mew is

Didn't know he had it in him

i wonder if he ever got to kiss her

My jawline is impeccable and no you can't see it.

She probably let him kiss her feet every now and then.

Fuck off you poltard, kill yourself.

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>>>/reddit/

>alt right r/thedonald newfag cancer calling people reddit

LOL

He's in the industry, hipster and young looking for his age, he's going to be balls deep in 20yr olds in no time.

You have to go back

>t.manwhores

take your own advice newfag

"le meme magic Kek" is the most cancerous thing this site has ever created.

i wasnt him but you crying about something you dont like on an anonymous board where people spam cuck porn and underage girls when you have your own hugbox to go to just baffles me

Stop coming from Reddit and Tumblr and being a leftist.

Praise kek

Back to r/the_donald

You have no idea.
A decade ago, this website was unironically full of rage comics, longcat is long, advice dog, le fuuu-, anonymous, lolcats, scientology, basically all the dumbest gayest shit.

Who is this cuck?

Seems like he was desperately trying to cling on instead of giving her the forced gorilla fucking that she craved. Or maybe she's just a cunt.

your thread is shit redditor

Do you think he's still gonna finish the season?

Also did she leave him to fuck Ewan McGregor?

you sound like an idiot

She left him to fuck McGregor but that's only because McGregor was there. She had just been in the critically and commercially successful 10 Cloverfield Lane. Now she was becoming a lead in one of the highest rated shows around. If it wasn't McGregor it would have been someone else.

>I can't read

you can fuck off too

That stuff was 100% acceptable and okay at the time because everyone was 12 years old. Kek has never been funny.

This website is still mainly used by twelve year olds.

>Do you think he's still gonna finish the season?

bjj is grabass for closeted queers

>hate riley
what

no.

You shut the fuck up about Caturday.