Why are the turtles obsessed with pizza? Pizza isn't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile.
Why are the turtles obsessed with pizza? Pizza isn't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile
Oliver Wilson
Matthew Allen
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Faggot.
Benjamin Jenkins
>Pizza isn't even fucking good
The plain cheese pizza they eat is bland, i agree. However pizza with a good topping is fucking delicious.
Owen Sanchez
Sounds like you're not eating pizza with quality cheese.
Andrew Carter
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
It is overrated, though.
Jordan Nguyen
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
I bet you enjoy the taste of cock, faggot
Mason Peterson
They fap to it.
Lincoln Rogers
New York pizza isn't good. But that Chicago...
Easton Sullivan
Teenagers love pizza
Anthony White
Ironically Reggie was the head of Pizza Hut before he was the head of Nintendo of America
Parker Turner
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Jace Wilson
That's not pizza.
Adrian Davis
>it's a /ck/ thread on Sup Forums
I can't wait for all the Hot Pocket cooking tips.
Brayden Cooper
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Who man's is this?
Landon Sullivan
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Landon Phillips
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Die.
Isaiah Parker
Because they're named after Renaissance painters, you know who were from Italy? Get it?
Noah Lewis
If you ever get near me with that bread garbage can full of chunky abortion sauce again I will fist your boypussy until you cum on your tummy
t. New York
Carson Reed
>It's a "/ck/ pretends it can cook instead of just jacking off to cookbooks" episode
Brody Sanders
Both of you are faggots. One is a fucking bowl of cheese and fat and the other is a cookie.
Caleb Flores
>make quiche
>call it Chicago style
why?
Christopher Foster
This reminds me of a pizza dough recipe I once posted on /ck/...
8 fl oz lukewarm water
1 fl oz olive oil
1 tsp sugar
½ tsp salt
1 tbsp dried milk powder
1 lb flour
1 sachet yeast
Put that stuff into your breadmaker/mixing bowl IN THAT ORDER, then turn it on/mix that shit up. Leave it to prove for 15 minutes, then knead the crap out of it. You can make 2-3 pizzas, or one fucking huge calzone, depending on how much of a fat little piggy you want to be.
Benjamin Harris
Pizza is the global food. Practically every culture has a version of pizza and loves it.
They had weird toppings practically every episode. It was their gag.
Ethan Torres
Didn't somebody try using all the toppings the turtles mention in the old cartoon?
Adrian White
No, one is a fucking pizza and the other is what happens when a casserole drinks during pregnancy
Charles Diaz
>Pizza isn't even fucking good
Luis Adams
>carby salty bread
>tangy tomato sauce
>creamy cheese
>ability to add toppings to fit your own flavor tastes
Nah man, its a pretty great combination of flavors. Its a food that earned its overrated status