Alright, Sup Forums, if you can tell me why you shouldn't be banned without using the letter "e", you'll be fine

Alright, Sup Forums, if you can tell me why you shouldn't be banned without using the letter "e", you'll be fine.

So I can kill you.

I didn' do nuffin

I'm a good user. I ain't did nothing to nobody.

>not "I dindu nuffin"

You dun goof'd

I shitpost for a good cause and you should allow me to do my job

Well...

>cause
>me

This is my first reply or post on Sup Forums

Up yours, fart sac.

Eh....

You blew it

>reply

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am good at what I do, I work hard, I play hard.

I am good at my job.

You a punk ass bitch nigga

I only post furry porn on saturdays and sundays

I want to fuck that Burns.

FUCK

SUNDAY
SUNDAY
SUNDAY
and saturday

Fuck man, i don't know if i should stay off, i'm trying to not turn into a faggasaurus.

I post smut.

I'm not Boco?

I am a small guy who wants to ask CIA on how to be a big guy

I'm... not.. good to... ban?

>be
you are not a big guy for anyone

OP is a faggot

Worst. Thread. Ever.

We like mowers

I post good stuff.

DIN
DU
NOTHIN

I'm a girl

wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with

you first for using said glyph

I am not ban worthy.

I'm.. a good.. post.. guy..

Cuz OP is a fag.

I want to marry you.

It's my first day.

Hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers and hedgers and clippers

Although I primarily post pornography of kids, all lacking in clothing atop small, soft mounds of pussy and, you know, the opposing part that would go into a pussy, banning a man such as my body would hurt this board for I also post in quality within topics about DC and, standardly, comics.

Excellently executed elocution, earning every ecstatic ear, effortlessly.

I'm.....a good.....post-.......guy.....who can.....do....good....discussion

If you allow this user to stay I vow to post MLP daily, shitpost for you, and draw sad and smug frogs.

Catsup.

>the

Oh, too bad.

I can talk about comics without fagging up this board or most discussions

I only want to look at dank may-mays, civilly discuss topics, and laugh at shitposts.

brb committing seppuku

to my post i want to add.

"Is that so wrong?"

This post also conforms to protocol

I'm hot?

No hablo tu idioma,

I don't shit up this idiotic board. In fact, I'm constantly improving Sup Forums by making good posts, ignoring dorks, and championing OC -- all of which allow for a high quality of discussion...that is in fact occurring right now.

Or, simply put: you should thankful, you lazy fat fucks.

I follow all laws. I do not do anything worthy of a ban. I do not post pornography on boards with a cyan coloration. I do not post furry artwork. I do not post lolis. I do not bait. I do not spam. I follow all laws of this land.

C'mon guys, how hard is it to CTRL+F your posts to find out if you F'd up?

On mobile and computer is at the repair shop.

I'm not Australian

Don't be so cranky.

Fuck you, that's why.

Also, my dubs guard is up.

Look, man. I don't hav 2 writ anything with that lttr and you can't stop m!

Burns sucks cocks

I dig comic books

You couldn't ban a fly.

Fegget.

I am amusing. I can hold a discussion with user with rightfully providing smart and titillating phrasing.

Im good at posting things on this board and i dont post anything banworthy.

My body is good looking

Did you know that Kathy is throwing a party tonight? I know it. My pal Buddy told us all today. Kathy said that Barry could go and party tonight. This is not good. I do not find Barry 'cool'. I find Barry annoying. Barry is crazy; Barry is unkind. Sarah is cool, but Sarah is not going to Kathy's party. I think I want to go and party now. I think dancing is so much fun. I'm not good at it, but still, I find it so much fun! I can't wait to go party, go dancing, and munch on snacks. I think I this party is going to just fly by!

Thanks, Yahoo.

I'm good at my job you old coot.

You can't.

I only post gold.

Why, I only do post things that no mod scolds! Thus, my ban isn't of any priority. It's trivial.

> Did you know that Kathy is throwing a party tonight? I know it. My pal Buddy told us all today. Kathy said that Barry could go and party tonight. This is not good. I do not find Barry 'cool'. I find Barry annoying. Barry is crazy; Barry is unkind. Sarah is cool, but Sarah is not going to Kathy's party. I think I want to go and party now. I think dancing is so much fun. I'm not good at it, but still, I find it so much fun! I can't wait to go the party, go dancing, and munch on snacks. I think I this party is going to just fly by!

> the party

Oh no

>lazy
Says user skipping grammatically important words in his post.

Floccinaucinihilipilification.

Oh wait...

I'm a gay tranny from Iraq. Tumblr will flip if you do.

I love you.

OHSHI-

I greatly-

AAGH

You are-

FUCK

Just ban me.

I'm a big guy

I'm...a...good...guy?

I'm too cool for that shit.

Sup Forums moderation works more like this:
>tell people they won't be banned if they don't use the letter e
>ban people for using any vowel and five other letters chosen at random, which change every day

I don't want to kill you, but I will.

I'm a cool caucasian man with a big dong

Shut up, that's why.

My posts usually contain quality.

I know about da' killings.

Where's the the?

I don't shitpost that much

You want to know why you can't ban us? This is why, Burns. You cannot stop shitposting, for shitposting stops YOU. Striving to halt shitposting is ridiculous and is a no-win situation for you. If you stop a shitposting faggot, six will shitpost for him. Do you want this to occur? If you ban shitposting faggots, you push towards a point from which nothing you do can fix it. Do you want that? To fail as a mod, a janitor, and most of all, to succumb as a frail, dying, cold, cash grabbing hazard of this town? Waylon abhors his job as your assistant, Burns. You want to know why? You. That's why. Waylon wants to swallow fifty opioids and finish it. You cling to him and you won't allow him to go, you sinful, villainous son of a bitch.

Grab a razor and fucking cut your wrist, Burnsy. Nobody will miss you. Not your plant minions who toil for days as you watch, not your family, not Waylon, not anybody.

Shitposting faggot OUT, niggas.

FUCKING BRUTAL

I post ok

i should have a right to shitpost about cartoons and comics as i want

>have

I sw-
Promis-
Assur-


I did
It was an acid
I cho

I did not
I chose an incor

My fing

I don't usually post.

Good job.

I'm a minority, I'll spin it so you look racist as I didnu nuffin.

I'm too cool for that.