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GOT ON THE GROUND, HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD, LEGS IN A LOTUS POSITION, TILT YOUR HEAD EXACTLY 35 DEGREES, SING THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER, DO THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE AND SHOW ME YOUR 23ANDME RESULTS BEFORE I BLAST YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF, IS THAT CLEAR? edition

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*reaches in back pocket*

what does this have to do with british culture?

multiculturalism can theoretically work so long as you go about it the right way
though no western government has

youtube.com/watch?v=k8-ycSkoYfc

was with some visiting yanks the other day
we walked past 4 coppers (actual ones, no PCSOs) standing outside a clothes shop

i was curious so i went over and said something like "alri' mate, what are youse doing over here then?" and they explained there had been some violent antifur protestors around recently

went back to my american friends and they were all practically shaking with fear and asked me what the fuck i was doing, why didnt i call the coppers Sir, was i crazy, they dont want to get into trouble, etc etc etc

Its crazy how much yanks fear their police, i never quite realised it until yesterday

poo

angry london nig is angry that nigs are so angry and violent so they get shot by police haha

should I go get contacts or continue to wear my numale glasses lads

additional info: gf loves my glasses but I feel like a nerd

ah sorry

*makes a new with a 'poo arse wank' edition*

mocking stupid americans is british culture you dweeb

love having a cheeky bit of banter with the police

>multiculturalism can theoretically work so long as you go about it the right way

lol like when

My missus asked some of the armed police whether they preferred battlefield or COD. Unanimous battlefield.

Actually cannot wait for another /brit/ filled with people greentexting about how inane it is to greentext to either use a racial slur or a brainlet picture to 'win' an argument without trying while not recognising the irony.

macedonian empire was p good

Only way is if religion was eradicated

why didnt he just shoot back?

youtube.com/watch?v=HH3hzv07ick
woiiii lads

imagine sitting there and typing all that and thinking people would believe it. fucking pathetic sadact hahhaha.

I automatically assume every "lefty" post on /brit/ is ironic.

Opposite. A society with multiple races only works if every race adheres to a dominant religion which suppresses racial identity.

sue

>Actually cannot wait for another /brit/ filled with people greentexting about how inane it is to greentext to either use a racial slur or a brainlet picture to 'win' an argument without trying while not recognising the irony.

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note how I said theoretically
as in
>in theory
not
>in practice
you mong

>I automatically assume every "lefty" post on /brit/ is ironic.

it literally unironically happened
was the Canada Goose clothes shop in Oxford Circus, you can rven google to find out about when the protests started

>standard.co.uk/news/london/canada-goose-protest-hundreds-of-animal-rights-activists-to-descend-on-london-as-controversial-a3688121.html?amp

>Regionally segregated cultures dominated by a hellenic elite
>Multicultural

paganism is just a rightwing version of "I'm spiritual but not religious" KILL YOURSELVES YOU SAD, SAD LITTLE LOSERS

around here it's just common courtesy to refer to any man who's visibly older than you as sir

I don't use racial slurs, I use racial enunciations

bet half of you are these cunts

ah yes you read that post and took it seriously that americans were astounded that someone talked to a police officer. fucking drooling morons.

southerner spotted

how many big macs did it take you to come up with this load of shite?

like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=ibYTfCnDKxE

I'll accept that. That's actually a fairly flattering picture compared to most >le tip posts.

Tithead detected

In theory u could get a gf and be happy mate lol

what's that got to do with the price of fish?

any lads want to give my willy a little stroke?

extremely hattable post

im not joking when i say i would actually die for calvin

only took me a handfull of redpills mayt

who

>I'll accept that. That's actually a fairly flattering picture compared to most >le tip posts.

wish I had invested in bitcoin so I could buy a castle

yeah sure it did you talked to some police officers and the americans shook with fear and wanted to know why you didn't call them "sir". it's so fucking ridiculous it's laughable. fucking troglodyte

fat cat

klein?

more of a hobbesian myself

post liver function results

got 95 ast

mind blowing to think some virgin nerd loser NEET could literally buy a castle some royal family used to live in just because he bought a bunch of a currency that doesn't really exist on the internet years ago

BOGGLING

listen mate the cod don't swim in schools with the herring you ken me?

at the london southbank a while back, shortly after that bridge terrorist attack i was doing a wee bit of (legal) graffiti at the skatepark bit with a mate

as i was leaving and walking towards the bridge there was a patrol of 4 armed policemen walking towards me, and at that moment for some reason (i guess i hadnt closed my backpack properly) all my spray paint cans fell out of my backpack onto the pavement in front of them

they all startled and 2 of them reflexively pulled their guns up and aimed them at me
inside i was spooked as fuck, but i pretended to be unfazed and smiled at them and said "give us a hand with this then lads willya?"

so then the 4 coppers helped me pick up all my spray paints again and walked off. the moment they were past me i let out a huge breath i hadnt realised i was holding.

thats the only time ever ever had a gun pointed at me

stay tuned for the film adaptation of this story, coming in 2018

the underpants?

Actually love this starter pack meme.

But actually I didn't go for the 'cheeky nandos' look at uni, I went for the retro hipster look.

Nothing. Durham is a fine city.

I reckon once you pass Bradford on your way north everything is generally comfy, with the exception of Middlesbrough/Stockton.


Haven't been there is a while. but I heard the redeveloped marina is pretty nice.

get that yank dick out your mouth you fucking despicable creature

absolutley monged on donkey dust last night

Bitcoin millionaires are going to quickly become the most hated and resented group of people on earth.

I invested and I'm only up $400. Where can I buy my castle?

its believable to me

t. have american acquaintances

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Much more what I was expecting.

i always thought his name was Charlie

aesthetically green image :)

always baffles me when british people are like "YEAH MAN FUCK DA PIGS" because they've been listening to yank shite too much

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havent decided if I want to sleep a few hours before toil or just rough it

fuck the (yank) police
(brit police are good lads)

Wtf are those little gas bottles for? I see them all over the place but I only remember them being used for blowing up balloons and in air pistols.

You mean London niggers.
Now white person talks like that

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don't even need to specify the police
fuck all yanks

t. jamal burgerstein on vpn

never happened

i used to think I love you now i know it ain't u

>Much more what I was expecting.

nah there's a few white runts who say similar shit

>(brit police are good lads)
Bless

I dont care about niggers but if you defend yank police you deserve a bullet, literally a militarised police force full of power tripping spastics

PS

>always baffles me when british people are like "YEAH MAN FUCK DA PIGS" because they've been listening to yank shite too much

nitrous oxide (laughing gas)

Need a job and some friends and a shag

RE Rotherham

>The report heard of two cases where fathers tracked down their daughters and tried to remove them from houses where they were being abused only to be arrested themselves when police were called.

growing up i had a bit of a difficult phase where all of these american videos and websites had convinced me policemen were murderous pigs but then when i went outside all the police officers here were very reasonable and nice and let me off with stuff like weed even though i was an absolute twat with a bad attitude

was very confusing for my young mind
i reckon we shouldnt let people use Yank internet until they turn 18 tbqh

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Absolutely superb post

Articulated my thoughts exactly, good on you for calling out this farcical shit

So they suck from them?

Want to get haircut but I think I smell of booze

thats not the coppers fault though, its the labour council

all the individual copper knows is that theres a guy trying to break into a house that isnt his

Not co2, its nitrous for whippets

how did rorke grow to become so bitter and spiteful lads

oi oi

honestly could be right their is no telling what (((they))) are hiding

t. Callum O'Burger, on holiday in Ireland to discover his ancestral roots

>americans shaking in fear because you had a conversation with police officers and wanted to know why you didn't call them sir even though they're unarmed british police officers

the standard of fucking intelligence around here is abysmal. if you disagree, you must be a yank! imagine being so autistic and idiotic you can't even make up a believeable scenario

he's a virgin and he toils away in a call centre staffed mostly by fe-males
and you know how females treat a virgin