ITT: 'Iconic' quotes that you hate

ITT: 'Iconic' quotes that you hate.

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>Clobbering Time

>Nanomachines, son!

agreed!
>>siths internally

>that fucking spiderman song
>for you
>anything from deadpool

>Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

>a thread for joyless cunts

if someone says "I can do it all day" I'll punch them

gordon's end speech in the dark knight

Hey, user. Guess what? I can do THIS all day

and this is when I thank god Sup Forums is anonymous, otherwise I would have to shoot myself in the head in order to deal with my shame.

Just do it anyways if you really want to. I'm certainly not going to stop you.

>"Face it Tiger, when you're slamming cockmeat balls-deep inside my asshole I'll be rythmycally squeezing your cock with my ass in time with each thrust to milk your balls so that you dump the largest possible amount of cum into my slutty ass."

no point in doing so, you don't know who I am, I get to live and embarass myself another day.

tbqh pham

>People wanted Cap to say this in the movie

He should have said this instead.

aunt Peggy McHugetits said it.

It's so overused nowadays it has no meaning or weight anymore.

Fuck that. I wanted Tony to tell Steve that it looked like he needed some solid dick. Yes I know it's a fake but a nod at the shoop would have been humorous.

"""iconic"""

I don't remember Spider-Man comics very well but I'm pretty sure this was either omitted or removed.

When anyone but wells says. "Run Barry...run"
That fucking crossover when arrow says it

"NO...NO you didn't earn that you mopey shit. Go home and fag it up your stupid salmon ladder"

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You tell them gays cap.

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I thought that wasn't fake, but just outdated slang.

You're saying you can do it all day?

Someone get this HOTHEAD outta here!

>it doesn't matter what other people are trying to tell me I know I'm right

Truly an American

No, it's fake

I really don't know why Marvel abuses it so much
well other than Slott and Bendis being poor writers

His delivery always reminds me of youtu.be/YEdZh8a4ZvE?t=41s

I got a bad feeling about this...

That's really the only reason.
She really only said it the one time before they started writing Spider-Man. Maybe once more, but I don't think so.

It's in the Essential Spider-Man reprint

Well she did always call him Tiger, and that's fine and cute as it's a nickname, but she wasn't so keen on jackpots

Get out of my country.

She used the nickname a lot yeah, but they didn't reuse the phrase over and over.

Modern comics authors are usually REALLY bad writers, unfortunately.

Comic writers have always been almost all shit. Past and present.

Now I kinda want to run for the Senate.

I like how they implemented this into the movie. Having Peggy say it and removing the "river of truth" part makes it seem less ham-handed.

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that was a thing?

Jesus Christ, Stan, tone it down a little.

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>HOLY HANNAH!

AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

>It's clobberin' time!

Did Don Bluth draw this?

>In the first submitted draft for Amazing Fantasy #15, Peter Parker's beloved uncle was killed by African-American thugs while walking home. Peter's last interaction with Uncle Ben had been an argument in which Peter called him a racist for suggesting that "those people" were shiftless, lazy criminals. Upon learning that the group of black youths he had walked past without confronting for fear of seeming racist had murdered his uncle, Peter recalled Uncle Ben's parting words, that "With White Power there must also come -- White Responsibility".
Spider-Man comics would have been way different if editorial didn't step in and dial Stan's bullshit back a little.

>face it tiger, you just hit the uppercut

>dissing the Spider-Man theme

It also makes a ton more sense that Peggy says it since she had to deal a lot more with the hardships of the past than Cap did

And the original quote gives off a "NEVER COMPROMISE, EVER" feel. The movie version starts with "Compromise where you can."

looks like the shading was done by the guys who design dollar bills

Dubs confirm bat shit insanity

No, it was THE Thing.

Good thing they decided to go with the story that makes it so Spider-Man wouldn't have been canceled and fade into obscurity forty years ago.

That's some shit taste ya got there, user!

>removing the "river of truth" part makes it seem less ham-handed
How so?

What is this from? Is that Mary Jane?

It kinda implies "MY OPINION IS THE CORRECT ONE BECAUSE IT'S UNPOPULAR".

Mark Millar's Trouble and what was supposed to be Aunt May, but the last issue firmly established it as not-canon.

kys bro

I cringe everytime someone says "Avengers Assemble"

Yeah, being a woman in a man's world is so much tougher than SERVING IN WORLD WAR II

Terry dodson

Is it safe?

Yes, how dare people believe in things, truly your own intuition is meaningless!

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I wish I could find those comics that one guy did making fun of superior
>But that's crazy
>yes, it is crazy. You might even say it's "Crazytown bananapants"
>I have NEVER said that

How the fuck else do I explain technomagic babble to my friends?

IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

HOLY SHIT. I like that.

>I have to have others tell me what to believe
Truly a swede

your next line is: ">putting words in my mouth; truly a redditor

Jesus fuck.

Based Cho indeed

If I say the quote, would you die?

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This and "Flame on"

Intuition is a reflex that impairs rational judgement.

I wanted it so I could laugh my ass off.

It would be extremely painful

Where did he imply that?

You're a big guy

It's actually pretty good in the first Terminator. Anything after that and it is shit.

kill yourself faggot

This. It was even worse when that latest hamfisted episode did the "Sit Barry, sit" shit.

It had a menace behind it in the first season. Like it was Eobard threatening/taunting Barry at the same time he was training him.

In season 2 it's just another way for the team to go "BARRY YOU NEED TO RUN FASTER".

I'd read it. Write it, and they will cum.

Peter has never said that.

She is a spy in/after world war 2

I remember this scene making me feel funny in the cartoon. Only later did I realize I had the hots for her.

Why doesn't she have fingernails on her right hand?

All it takes is one bad day

Not so much because it's a bad line it's a great line and it deserves the recognition it gets but because the only possible explanation I can think of for the even better madness is the emergency exit getting nothing is that one bad day overshadowed it to much.

Why can't both lines be famous

FOR YOU

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People talking like this really puts me off sex

It's like toddlerspeak

It's obviously a parody though.