Fuck millennials. You are a toxic waste pile of shit. Some of you are okay I guess

Fuck millennials. You are a toxic waste pile of shit. Some of you are okay I guess.

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WE know we're fucked

WUZ it meant to be like this

>says the gen X scum who raised them

Inb4 no we didn't raise you
You literally did and all that deny it are gen X cunts in denial

I was born in 1998 and all of my friends are voting for Trump.
I think we'll be alright.

kek.

>millennials browsing Sup Forums

wew lad

>Some of you are okay I guess.

W-Where should I not be going to?

i know

She wants a job but supports open borders I bet.

>insult the whole group
>then say some are ok

implying youre not a millennial or that anybody on this board isn't

>lol time passes and people get older
really makes me think

I'm 23, haven't worked for about a year, but worked from 17 to 22. Was a good job, like 60k year to work at a hospital on the front desk.

The only way I got the job though was because a family member worked there.

This day and age, it's best to work for or with someone you know, otherwise you simply wont get a job.

One of my m8's applied for a mechanic position a year back and 1800 others applied for the one position.

>>We're basically fucked

FUCK YOU! I was born in 82 and knew life without computers or internet! I'm not a fucking millennial by one fucking year!

I'm L I T E R A L L Y willing to do slave labour for $5 an hour at this point, yet still no fucking one will hire me. All I want is a part time position that's close to home so I can fill in the time since I'm almost done with uni and no longer have a full study load. Good pay isn't even a requirement.

Yet everybody still turns me down. It's pretty hellish.

I'll rent one of your holes for $40.
You can do that 5-10x a day easy.
There's your job you wortless cunt.

Otherwise, Wendys is always hiring.

>All these millennial tears

Is there someone you know that could get you into a job??

That's literally what everyone I know does now, otherwise you'll just never get one, no matter how many resumes or interviews you do

If worst comes to worse, you could always mow lawns for like $20 each, providing they weren't more than an hour, 90mins job each

Go into every business you can find, ask to talk to the boss and tell him you need a job.
That you're the guy they're looking for.
That you can learn anything.
That you can do anything.
That you are very salt of the earth.
And that there is nothing they can ask you that is too much.

If that doesn't work?
Better go door to door offering to do odd jobs and mow lawns.
Offer to fucking babysit.
Walk dogs.
Do dishes.
Change light bulbs.
Scrub toilets.
Paint anything.
Chop firewood.

Still no good?
Get a kid you're related to, or that you know and doesn't have shit to do and take him door to door selling candy or other stupid shit for a 'school fundraiser' or some bullshit charity.
You buy shit, you resell for 2-5x what you paid and you pocket the extra after you buy more product.

Around me, there are a shitload of jobs, just not ones that entitled people are willing to work. I know somebody who works as a contractor and is looking for help at $18/hr starting, but nobody wants to do the work, and nobody is reliable.

Other ones around for ~$10.00/hr or $9.00/hr, tons of them, ones that people can literally start working in days, but it's "beneath" people, so they don't want the jobs, even if they have potential upward mobility.

Nobody wants to work their way up the ladder, either. They want to start out at the top because they feel entitled due to their degree that they learned nothing with. They'd rather be unemployed than not have their dream job.

Don't worry. Once you have 5 years experience in the job you don't have you can qualify for an entry level position.

Why not become truck drivers if you live in USA? Don't they earn a fuckton?

21 here, doing a course in Individual support for aged care. Don't have to pay for it since the only requirement is not have a Cert III in anything. Nearly at the end of my theory books. Will have to do 120 hours of Work experience before I can get my certificate tho'.

Two of my mates who worked in aged care suggest that I try it out. They say they're always looking for new carers, especially males. Wish me luck.

I've been NEET for 4 fucking years and I can't take it no more. I just wanna do something with my life.

Millennial here.

People say we're gonna be the next Greatest Generation are either lying or are delusional to the point of need hospitalization.

Millennials if anything, will be the last generation of Americans. This country will find itself consumed in the fire of nuclear or civil war thanks to the degeneration of society they helped precipitate.

Future generations will curse our name for squandering the wealth and power it took centuries to build.

I pull $25-$30 an hour.
Some days more.
We cannot keep people working.
Even when they literally have a thousand dollars worth of work to do that week, they'd rather just fuck off because they actually have to make themselves do it without a slavemaster boss cracking a whip over their head.

I made $375 today, 350 yesterday.
Tomorrow will be as good or better.

We can't fucking hire anyone, even offering a $500 sign on bonus, free tools and paid training.

fuck you

you fought on the wrong side you stupid fuck

or if you're a boomer

fuck you you gave our country to the kikes

Our ad is on craiglist right fucking now.
And no, it's not a sales job.
There is no Kirby vacuum bullshit.

millennials as in 80's kids or as in 90's kids? and besides, you're just projecting your need to placate boomer rhetoric as if illusory senpai will notice you.

80s kids had it easy, 90s kids are their (probably, actual) clones but no jobs, no 50k/y slacker job without a diploma, then they shit everything up and drive up costs and open up these hipster boutiques and shoot themselves in the foot with gentrification because they're all out for theirs and not the community or even long term planning, something that, they've never had to do because shit just falls in their lap and they dick ride the 70s kids because like a good dog they'll fetch them some barely or not even legal girls to party on their slave funded yachts and rub tanning oil on their puffy nips.

Dude I'm with you man I'm gen-x
I aint no damn millennial.
People underestimate how crucial the difference is between the connected and the disconnected for the formative years of their lives.

but they didnt. Millennials were raised by Boomers. Millennials are mostly the younger siblings of Gen X, often from second marriages.

plz kill us.

>half baked fantasy about 'muh apocalypse'
>implying there will be any civilization after 'muh nuke-yuh-lur war'


10/10 would shitpost again

You can't legally be paid $5/hr. Thanks socialists.

>This country will find itself consumed in the fire of nuclear or civil war thanks to the degeneration of society they helped precipitate.

I think it will be more like Brazil. Jews and few whites at the top 1% running the country, while 99% of the rest of country is sea of muds living favelas

much how life expectancy is exponential, i assume the average age of moving out for millennials will probably be the mid to late 30s and for a majority of them its out of necessity because nobody wants to retire and those who came before them have peter pan syndrome.

You can do contract labor.
Where you accept a job for a set payment.
How long it takes you to get it done is then your problem.
Because you are your own employer.

WAKE ME UP

>tfw Millennial but remember the good ol' days before the internet (or at least, before we had it)

there's really something to be said for growing up with 90's internet though. Computers and the internet back then were borderline magical, and the web was this wild untamed frontier where anything could happen

and all websites looked like this

warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm

I believe it. As a collective, our workforce has become an entitled joke. People would rather sit around and complain there's no jobs, when they actually mean "there's no jobs that I'm willing to work".

Not sure how it is in Australia like some people are saying, but I know tons of lazy pieces of shit around who say that there are no jobs available, but when I give any suggestions it's "beneath them" or "too hard". Infuriating, really. Then they go back to college to end up further in debt for no reason, and no net gain.

You aren't a millennial though.

>Born two years before Bush v. Gore
>Voting for Trump


Yeah nah pal, this is exactly the reason why nothing's going to be alright ever again.

Bye.

>Future generations will curse [the millenials] for squandering the wealth and power it took centuries to build.
You have to go back

Kangz would know, but I feel we earned our fate.

i got a job for her if you know what i mean

Reminder if you were born in the range 1981-1999 you are a millennial, which probably means this a board of millennials.

BEFORE YOU GO GO

Two other people at my shop started part time jobs recently.
Making a fraction of what they make working for us.
Another guy quit last week because he 'couldn't afford' to keep a work truck running.
He's not working at all.
So I guess he's probably selling pot.
Which isn't the first time someone has quit to deal drugs.
1 of which is currently sitting in prison for another few years.

Good idea. That's the way labor should be sold. People decide on their own what they can and want to do.

Oh man I remember using WinMX, Kazaa, eDonkey, DC++, Winny

America. Mapleniggers get out.

Stop sniffing glue. Millennials are the offspring of Xers.

I was born in '94 and I've never had a problem getting a job. I worked in an orchard in high school, a grocery store in college, and now I'm in the corporate part of the grocery store.

...

My 14 year old daughter started working this summer. It was her idea; I told her she didn't need to. She gave away her Friday and Saturdays evenings for the whole summer. That's quite a sacrifice for a teenager that wants to socialize with friends every chance she gets. She makes this old man proud.

More like 94, I've always thought of millennials as people who were kids old enough to form memories/teenagers at the turn of the century.

>be mechanic with tiny 1 man operation
>kid begs for apprenticeship and seems super keen
>give him a chance and all is great, 3 month trial coming up
>starts turning up later and later
>fucking up the most basic tasks
>cant add 10,000 k's to service sticker without calculator, fucked it up 3 times.
>doesn't turn up till 11:30 am, claims alarm didn't go off
>GTFO, pay him out his week, just leave now.
>his dad rings all mad accusing me of being an asshole
>millennials...never again

My brother is a building contractor.
Mostly framing and decks.
But they do some roofing too.
He seems to like it alright and I think he's finally hit his groove where he stopped firing almost everyone he hired within 2 weeks. Though his turnover is still ridiculous.

She should strip. You can make thousands in a week.

meh. I think more than ever people don't give a shit about the world that their predecessors built. I'm not a millennial but I want to see it collapse.

that must suck, that much less time to molest her

Same. I knew life when people has pagers for some reason even tho they didn't sell drugs.

jeb can fix it

>when they actually mean "there's no jobs that I'm willing to work".
I think the bigger problem is that thanks to the postwar economy, we were raised to expect a decent paying job right out of high school. Our Grandparents had it, our parents had it, and some of our older Gen X siblings had it. You could make a living off of any old job. My older brother laid carpet in the 80's, and bought himself a Pontiac Fiero with it.

Most of the formerly good jobs are either overseas being worked by chinks working for a daily bowl of rice, or have had their wages driven to unlivable levels because of rampant illegal immigration abuse. You used to actually be able to earn some decent summer spending cash working at mcdonalds. a summer at mcdonalds used to pay for your year at college, or buy you a car.

of course the issue is that that perfect "middle class job" is really a result of the postwar boom, which itself is thanks to WW2. But weve drained the postwar boom dry, (in no small part thanks to globalism accelerating it) and are now in the process of basically normalizing to the prewar status quo of rich and poor, but obviously dont want to go quietly because weve gotten used to the higher standard of living afforded by being "middle class"

Yeah no. Typical millennial can't math.

I'm one and I agree.

>the generation that comprises 99% of the military and Sup Forums is shit

ok

>Be her
>No job full-time student in college >parents paying rent
>car expenses
>allowance for clothes
>goes out to eat 10 times a week
>clubbing every Fri Sat
>spring break vaca
>summers spent at the lake fucking Chad.
>graduates with a shit degree and no real life experience


muh job muh salary

Guess which generation raised us, pal?

"I can't start a business because I'm too dependent on others."

Oh wait nvm I was 1998. Best it by 2 fucking years.

> Some of you are okay I guess.

...

rude

>applying for a shift job

>milAYYnnials

I.. I was born in 1982... AM I OK????

Being on pol gives you some kind of merit? Being in a feminized military learning how to not rape gives you merit?

Not if we win and save the white race on the American continent.

I welcome our new civil war. Let's make it 50/50 survival rate. Can you imagine all the women with no dudes around other than the most bad ass? We could make some glorious empire like the Prussians or Austrians.

>start a business with no capital

K I'll pay 5 dollars for ur boi pussy

What kind of a fucking company wouldn't start their name with a capital letter? That's some "reddit"-level retardation.

millenials havent done shit yet thery have very little infuluence politically most couldnt even vote last election

Many have been brainwashed but you have to take a look at who let them be brainwashed and (((who))) was doing the brainwashing

the generation after millenials is also a wildcard because theyre still basically children. If SHTF before they get out of school they could end up very right wing

really though it was the generation before the greatest generation who is to blame. It was they who sent the greatest generation to die and fight so that the third reich could lose and the jews could win. So i guess theyre right kind of the millenials are like the greatest generation because like them they were screwed by the (((elites))) at a very young age

You are a shit. Blaming people for being in a fucked up situation just because they were born in a wrong time.

The internet raised you.

The numale millennials are trash. First half is alright but basically bi polar due to 9/11 ptsd then the last segment of millennials went full retard due to being sheltered by deluded parents and being looked down upon by their older peers so everything became internalized before becoming SJW victim culture.

I want another World War.

1987 gives no fucks.

>Nobody wants to work their way up the ladder
Yes because you'll never climb the ladder since boomers will cling to their positions until someone drags them out of their office.

i miss shit like this

funny enough but the thing i miss most about computer stuff "back then" is windows 2000. i used that right up until the hour they dropped support

Obviously not what I meant, but perhaps you've heard of this one?

WE need to find a way

If we give billions of dollars to Africa and the Middle East we can generate more jobs. I am just telling you the truth m8

Doesn't piss me off any less. Companies should start with capital letters, God fucking damn it.

I'd love to get a job making 9 to 10 donates an hour. Right now I just need a job. I'm only 20.

I just yesterday applied for 3 jobs. One at my local GameStop, one at a Lowe's a town over, and one at my local ISP company being a service/installation tech.

I haven't had a job in over a month and I was working in construction making 8.50 an hour. I quit that to be a part time painter at my apartment complex that I actually made decent money with (about 350 a week).

The only thing I won't work in is fast food, because around where I live it's a dead-end job that only highschool kids work.

>I NEED A JOB
>ALSO WE NEED OPEN BORDERS
Lmaoing@ur lyfe

McWorld
HeY, iT CoulD HaPPeN

You would never give actual poor people the time of day for $25/hour.

>be millennial
>have job

youtube.com/watch?v=2Ti_vcQ9wq4
youtu.be/V4BjLrTqlYI
youtube.com/watch?v=xC_VvpjwMnw

they say start saving in your 20s, if only anybody in their 20s had any fucking money.

youtube.com/watch?v=YvvemG0Wts4

"sir, our profits are down this quarter, how do we get these broke kids we don't employ to, you know... spend money?"

"you worry too much, we've got a national mailing list for pre-approved credit cards and our guys are working on a new catchphrase 'YOLO' and others are in the works"

>Be millennial.
>Be self employed running own business.

They really are a bunch of entitled lazy faggots.

i honestly think the "millenials" should be 3 generations (and due to history observing attitudes they will probably be reorganized as such)

>early millenials
>later millenials (supreme cucks)
>Generation 2k (2000 and after, not sure if overly cucked yet)

remember though generations are just over generalizations. every generation has its based and cucked members it just depends whether its majority cuck or majority based

They can probably get a job if they stop lying their backs on the ground and start actually looking for one.