"America has no culture!" The smug, culturally enriched European types across his American-brand keyboard, on an American made website (inspired by Japan, brought to you by and popularized as one of the largest websites in the West, by America) where 45% of all users of said website are American, where English is the lingua franca of the website due to the overwhelmingly American majority
Why does he keep the company of such cultureless, mongrel mutts? It is a constant reminder of his cultural superiority, for as everyone knows, having pride and/or strong culture in 2018 Western Europe is totally IN! Europeans are, in fact, so much more culturally superior to the plastic United Statians, it is hard for the European man to resist getting on his American brand iPhone and going to the American website, Facebook, to prove how not only culturally, but morally superior he is to the AmeriKKKans by pointing out how stupid the AmeriCUNT people must be to have voted in that ORANGE BLIMPF! He links it to all of his 19-22 year old European culturally superior intellects via an American platform referred to as Steam, where he has spent literally thousands of hours of his life, favoring a game called CS:GO, made by the same American company.
He absolutely decimates any Amerigoblin rhetoric with a swift Google search, those stupid Americans think Google is theirs because they invented it, but naturally, an entity as godly as Google relocated it's headquarters to the Emerald Isle.
When in doubt, he reassures himself with some comedic-political YouTube videos, it may be an American website, but Varg Vikersen's deep, Nordic cultural vibes cancel out all the Amerishartiness in the world.. He speaks English, so fluently.. As does much of the world. Because of the cultureless ORCS aka AmeriCANT global influence? Don't make me laugh. He puts on his tennis shoes and blue jeans, American inventions, but no matter. He will always, have his European pride, and culture...
Jordan Myers
BUTTHURT U T T H U R T
David Hughes
>American-brand keyboard ???????????????????
Joshua Wood
tldr
James Rodriguez
It's true. America has culture.
All the degenerate shit, is American culture.
Mason Cox
think he just means your PC is probably an American company(?)
Isaiah Thomas
nary a syllable observed
Thomas Bennett
made by an American company**
Adam Long
Americans make good pornos that's for sure.
Wyatt Walker
>American-brand keyboard I use a logitech keyboard though
Parker Rogers
Ah yes, let us not forget, after a long day of destroying AmeriKKKan racism, he winds down with the only piece of """American Culture""" he holds so dearly.
B L A C K E D . C O M
Andrew Myers
URGH It would be the worst timeline ever Instead it would be nice :) if all the people and the culture of the world allies to destroy the usa once for all in order to male world peace :)
Jace Bell
>tfw cant search big booty latina porn without seeing a sea of nigger dicks on the screen what do
Owen Richardson
>in order to male world peace :) >male world peace >male world This lands the Western European in jail.
Evan King
Still better than your italian
Cameron Turner
>American Italian >literal Chad's personified, even as hardened criminals, they have won the hearts of many. Infamous playboys.
>Italian Italian >declining birthrate while at the same time letting in tons of Africans and Middle Easterners who have 4-6 kids per family >justifies it by pointing out the fact that the US isn't white either
Daniel Williams
Italian-American are the worst diaspora ever A failed experiment that brought us big shame We take the worst of an alredy subhuman group like terrones and mongrelized them more with all the ethnocity in the melting pot called usa, the result is worthless scum good to nothing
Juan Martin
I met an actual italian he was blonde hair blue eyes. I met a italian american I thought he was arab.
Mason Cook
*ethnicity *good for nothing
Nathan Morris
>his people's diaspora in America is famous for Jersey shore, BADDABING? BADDABOOM. and organized crime >justifies it by saying "we" sent them there because they were subhuman rape babies, meanwhile current year has more actual niggers in Italy than ever before hell ya
Landon Ramirez
You mean you met a Sicilian Italian American, who look like the arab rape babies that they are even in modern day Sicily
Dominic Hall
It's a fact Was the jurney on boat pleasure amerimutt?
Juan Perez
No he was a mutt. Like you.
Sebastian Anderson
>Despite being conscious of America's disgusting mutt genealogy, even being sickened by it, the European and the Anglo, or should I say CHANGlo sits by as their nations become consumed by the 0% >they remind themselves, at least we aren't America
Noah Wilson
>america doesn't have cultu-
William Foster
I've read some article called "your'e a 2000s kid when..." and I could relate with 90% of what was listed even though it was targeted at American teens. I grew up with American TV shows, American music, American pop culture, I followed American trends... Europe literally has no culture anymore, we are just copying everything that comes fom the US
Bentley Jones
You've already been consumed
Owen Campbell
America is turning into shit, it was cool in the 90s and 2000s but political correctness has to ruin everything
Blake Mitchell
This And then they spout shit at us Fuck them
Ayden Green
One of them isn't American though
Asher Wilson
But, your old stone buildings and paved roads built by men who share almost nothing in common with you!
*builds giant glass monstrosity in front of historical marker because it's modern and looks like NYC*
Whoops!
Nolan Reyes
S A D B O Y S
Adrian Martin
Can you give some examples? Also how is watching American TV, while still living in a country that has a different climate, language, history, food, demographics, government, etc, an example of America taking over? The fact that Nickelodeon exists and used to be popular or that Coke tastes good does not seem like the death of European identity.
Tyler Sanders
America went to shit mid 70s
Europe is currently at a stage that reminds me of late 70s/80s US. Still barely clinging on to that European culture, still holding tight, reassuring themselves that the native Europeans are the majority, all is not lost...
Fast forward 30 years....
Dominic Lee
IMAGINE a whole world full of Americans.....
Nathaniel Peterson
First you hate niggers, chinks, europoors and now you want them to be all americans? Sort you shit out before it's too late
Chase Nguyen
He's sitting around on an imageboard where the discussion is 60% about America, running on an American OS, constantly consuming American media. You underestimate the power of media. Soundwaves.
You do not realize it as he does, as a Canadian, the only difference between you and states like Montana, Maine etc is your PM is homosexual and our POTUS is Orange
Evan Bell
>First you hate niggers, chinks, europoors and now you want them to be all americans? No I don't.
Kevin Hall
As I said, I have only ever watched American shows and movies. I can't name a single German one off the top of my head. Same goes for music (I love nu metal and punk rock) Maybe it's because I hate Germany
Austin Cox
That 56% meme really stings, doesn't it?
Eli Rodriguez
I agree that lots of states have adopted Canadian culture, I don't see as much of the reverse. I also don't constantly absorb American media, most of the world constantly absorbs Anglo media in general
William Lee
>Maybe it's because I hate Germany A common Western European sentiment.
They're apparently so culturally rich and advanced, but at the same time often hate that very culture and condemn the history that has created said cultures
Levi Adams
>I agree that lots of states have adopted Canadian culture Yeah, Seattle is taking on quite a few of your chinks these days
Brandon Gutierrez
Don't be general I like my country and I don't care of America
Jonathan Watson
I don't believe that you have only watched American TV and film
Thomas Foster
Are you Western European?
You Southern Europeans are an ironically prideful bunch for a bunch of mutts. Isn't that funny how that works, the US is a mutt nation and prideful, and so is Southern Europe! Must be those negroid genes
Christopher Torres
I remember watching a few Russian shows because of my parents, but that's all You can't imagine how retarded German TV is
Nicholas Cruz
What do you recommend for him? Das Boot? unsere mütter unsere väter?
That kind of material might incite German pride and therefore thought crime
Nathan Rogers
I'm not retarded patriotic like USA I genuine like my country because is where I came from
Charles Wright
Yeah, Americans only take pride in their country because we drop bombs on muslims, fuck yeah. Then Italy takes all of the "refugees" caused by said bombing
Michael Reed
I don't know shit about German films, I'm sure they are all rubbish. I do know that lots of "American" films and TV shows either aren't American or are examples of collaborative Anglo media.
Ayden Sanchez
It's pointless to discuss with the amerimutt Simply useless, nothing constructive will come up with them
Brandon Myers
Irregardless, Hollywood and "American" influence is the center of it all, and unfortunately, the entire world gobbles it right the fuck up.
Owen Gonzalez
and btw the 2 films I named are 10/10 actually
Cameron Hernandez
This site exist because of Japan culture like anime, do you watch an anime then that's not an american thing
Jaxon Torres
I addressed that in the OP. So what? It doesn't change the fact that the demographics of this website was funded, launched, and popularized by Americans, the websites demographics are overwhelmingly American.
Europeans could go to Krautchan, or a whole other host of chans that have way less Americans, but for some reason, you chose to stay here with us.
Dylan Nelson
I just don't see it that way. Take Titanic, the highest grossing film of all time. Written, directed, and produced by a Canadian, telling the story of a British ship that sunk off the coast of Newfoundland. Hollywood paid for it, but I don't see how that makes it American, anymore than anyone cares about which pope commissioned the paintings in the Sistine chapel, but everybody knows who painted it. The irony is that if I say "Snow White" that German thinks of an Ametican film character, without stopping to realise that it's just an American version of German culture. In fact, so long as Disney just retold old European, Arabic, Asian, and even African stories they were on top, as soon as they tried new American stories, it all went to shit and wasn't salvaged until they went back to European stories like Tangled and Frozen.
Liam Sanders
Because Sup Forums is the biggest chan out there, so it's more fun. Sometimes I visit infinitechan but it's slow af compared to this site
Michael Cooper
I have always heard great things about Das Boot and plan to watch it
Isaiah Jackson
Lol why should I go to krautchan if I don't know a word in german, the dense here is you not me This board is for learning other cultures so I am here because of this
Hunter Powell
Hollywood doesn't just pay for it.
All of the Canadian and other Anglo actors, directors etc move to where? Hollywood.
And uhhh, cmon m8, Titanic isn't a good example. In the beginning of the movie they're all like WE'RE GOING TO AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!!! Then the rest of the movie pretty much focuses on the American main characters
Aiden Morgan
>consumerism and speaking English are the only examples of American culture. Fucking sad
Hudson Watson
>Because Sup Forums is the biggest chan out there Because it's American >Lol why should I go to krautchan if I don't know a word in german Right? But you do know English. Why? Why is English taught mandatory in almost all of Europe? Because of the British Empire, right? lmao
Samuel Perry
It's intense as fuck, how they made a movie stuck in a depressing submarine so good must be kraut space magic
It is sad and disgusting, but that doesn't mean it's not there. My point is the culture is there, in over abundance, so much so, that it is daily life for majority of Westerners so they don't even really recognize it as American culture
You think I'm proud of Hollywood? Fuck no. Doesn't change the fact that it's basically a cultural superpower, that happens to be American
Leo Bennett
Lol k
Kevin Bell
can't tell if butthurt or just joke
William Russell
gets shot
Jose Edwards
desu that map doesn't look half bad, even though it's fucking retarded to think that any other european nation would join up before Poland.