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french philosophers edition

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first for looking for a cute twink to shag

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always cringe when people reference warhammer 40k

we get it reddit.

anime

THE MANIFESTO

- Nationalise all public utilities and infrastructure
- Increase defence spending to 10% of GDP
-ZERO immigration both non-EU and EU for 21 years (a generation)
- For the most serious criminals bring back torture, state administration of pain
- class cannabis as class A for posession too
- increae top rate of tax to 70p to the pound earned over £50,000
- bring back conscription
- bring back the death penalty
- bring back corporal punishment in school
- juvenile detention to be run by the military
- increase starting rate of tax to £15,000
- Ban zero hours contracts
- ban land banking
- increase social housing projects directed by the state and create new towns
- Leave the EU on WTO terms
- abolish house of lords
- reinstate Royal prerogative
- Cut MPs to 600 seats
- Ban alcohol

wish i had family to help me with big purchases like cars and houses

BRITISH MOTHERS CRY OUT FOR MY COCK

Page 8 rule

britain cries out for socialism

imagine unironically defending NK the same country who threatens to nuke two of our closest allies every other week. what goes through their minds? just a mystery really

>camus

dude the solution to nihilism is to create your own meaning xDDD

>he saved this post for the new

North Korea is being demonised because they don't have a rothschild central bank

oh did you not hear me? you see i live in london. that means i am successful, i have made it, i am better than you in every way. Urgh...so what i live in 6 bed flatshare at 800pm? its so london! yes its in rough area, yes i know it has damp and mold and there is a chance ill get stabbed - but hey at least its kooky! so what the majority of my "young professional" pay packet of 30k goes on living expenses? eurgh get with it guys, living light and owning nothing is totally in! i don't like going out much anyway haha. yes i have to get up at 5am and get back at 8 i dont like having free time anyway i'd much rather spend it working! what are you lazy? anyway ive got new london friends and we go over to each others flats and have cupcakes and selfie parties. yes ive put on a bit of weight, part of the city lifestyle i guess never have time to eat properly or workout haha! It's all totally worth it so i can change my location status on facebook to london and let all my school friends know that i live and work in london, this means i have made it and am totally better than them in every way. *takes selfie in work office near greenwich holding up cup that reads: "warning caffeine addict!"*. did i tell you i live in london?

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tired and my feet hurt

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>Nationalise all public utilities and infrastructure
>increase starting rate of tax to £15,000
>Ban zero hours contracts
>ban land banking
>increase social housing projects directed by the state and create new towns
>Cut MPs to 600 seats

I like these ideas but the others are shit
something something broken clock

felt like this after DofE

MANIFESTO

-DESTROY the NHS and rebuild it under a new name with the majority of healthcare being made private except for those who really can't afford insurance (british citizens only)
-GET RID OF benefits completely unless you're severely physically or mentally disabled
-BAN cigarettes and alcohol and PUT RESTRICTIONS how how much sugar and saturated fats you can put in food
-national service will be MANDATORY for all 16 year olds up until the age of 24
-MAJORITY of universities will be SCRAPPED and just made available for FREE to the top 1% of students
-independent panel will be formed to ensure the neutrality of information being taught at universities
-railways will be re-nationalised and tickets will be made CHEAPER and trains will be increased on busier lines
-we will pursue a HARD BREXIT on OUR TERMS or we wont be paying the EU DICTATORSHIP a penny
-a STRICT points-based immigration system will be brought in, stricter punishments for people trying to come into the country ILLEGALLY
-reinstatement of the death penalty in cases of murder
-tax cuts for working people below the 30k threshold and small businesses making below 500k net profit pa
-tax increases on the mega rich and big companies and TOUGH regulations on tax avoidance including MASSIVE fines and prison sentences
-BANNING of off-shore bank accounts
-BRITISH PEOPLE first when it comes to jobs
-MASSIVE incentives and tax cuts for British manufacturing companies
-STRICT regulation of mosques and TOUGH punishments for anybody found to be preaching hate
-COMPLETE restructuring of the British police to make sure their first priority is to catch people breaking the law

that wasn't his point. actually much closer to sartre . mong

V the lads who wage war across the world to steal oil?

I believe in God, the Father almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.

I believe in Jesus Christ, God's only Son, our Lord,
who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried;
he descended to the dead.
On the third day he rose again;
he ascended into heaven,
he is seated at the right hand of the Father,
and he will come to judge the living and the dead.

Went down the Christmas Market. Looks like something out of Children of Men.

fuck yanks you provoked them and i hope california gets nuked

>- Nationalise all public utilities and infrastructure
yes
>- Increase defence spending to 10% of GDP
bit high, 5% would be fine
>-ZERO immigration both non-EU and EU for 21 years (a generation)
fine
>- For the most serious criminals bring back torture, state administration of pain
bit harsh
>- class cannabis as class A for posession too
yes
>- increae top rate of tax to 70p to the pound earned over £50,000
yes
>- bring back conscription
nah
>- bring back the death penalty
nah
>- bring back corporal punishment in school
nah
>- juvenile detention to be run by the military
yes
>- increase starting rate of tax to £15,000
maybe
>- Ban zero hours contracts
yes
>- ban land banking
yes
>- increase social housing projects directed by the state and create new towns
yes
>- Leave the EU on WTO terms
ok
>- abolish house of lords
yes
>- reinstate Royal prerogative
no
>- Cut MPs to 600 seats
yes
>- Ban alcohol
yes

not bad. 7/10

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>What are YOU getting for your grandparents?

I knew JF were dumb but jesus christ

What happened to Metro, lads? Used to be the greatest, non-partisan news rag in the whole country when I used to read it on the train 'mmute years back.

>walk outside
>Ireland has annex'd your town
>see this
what do?

yeah cause america hasn't been threatening north korea at all

and their leader is a nutter who starves his people and threatens to nuke other countries

you're only posting this so you can repost my bollock-post version which pulled big (You)s

>Ban alcohol

Brown hands typed this

Stop spamming this shit nobody is replying to you

>mandatory service from16-24

Howling

>fuck yanks you provoked them and i hope california gets nuked

The Democrats would lose about 4 million voters if NKorea nuked LA

>bit harsh

Ian Huntly and Mark Bridge deserve a beating from the warden.

alri estrogen boy

it got like two (You)s m8

>autismo yank is here

just want to own an estate surrounded by a few miles of property that I collect rent from and live the life of landed gentry. Not asking for much

alri sheed

hello liam

>dude prison is a punishment and not for rehabilitation

YOU are part of the problem

You mean economic sanctions?

fell to the jews

genuinely hate sartre
a pathetic, slovenly, drug addled coward

the absolute STATE of people who think this is a nice ass

i see girls doing the virgin walk all the time does it apply to them as well?

tell us how you really feel

grow up

animals are so fucking stupid lmao

and you know fine well that was an under-performance because it was a belter

hence why you set the scene to drop it again because you know there are (You)s to be had

good post this

just got called racist in london

Some people are just broken. Most prisoners will reform but some people never will. So instead of paying for their room and board, kill them

>see a post and think its funny or interesting
>realise that it was a yank post
>feel annoyed and disgusted at myself for liking the post

anone else do this?

THE IRISH: AN HORRIBLE GOBLIN OF ROUND FACE.. EYES OF VIZCACHA!! ( SQUIRREL)) WITH THE APPEARANCE OF A `CHIMP... THE IRISH IS A PEDDLER WHO TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO BE ACCEPTED.. LOOKING FOR ALL COUNTRIES ..FOOD` HOUSE. AND A VILLAGE WHERE TO LIVE`..
THE IRISH IS UGLY BY NATURE.... AN ERROR Of ABERRANT NATURE... THE IRISH HAS THE CRUEL PUNISHMENT OF LIFE.. OF BEING`UGLY!!! DWARF WITH A SMELL OF `SEWER``AND TO POOP` AND DIARRHEA SAVED IN A JAR IN THE SUN!.
THE IRISH: DURING ITS CHILDHOOD... IS OBLIGED TO MILK THE GOATS..COWS... CLEAN STABLES`THE IRISH `PLANTS POTATOES. ONIONS` AND DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO FISH
AND FOR ALL THESE REASONS, THE IRISH IS SO UGLY!! AND EAGER!!.. DO NOT DESCRIMINE THE IRISH..JUST HELP IT TO BE A LITTLE MORE HUMAN AND CLEAN.... THE IRISH…CAN DO IT!!!!.... THESE MICKS,.. GET USED TO SLEEP IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR DIRTY HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... THEY SLEEP DRESSED` 'THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO SCHOOL...

is it superglued on or something

yeah I'm sure "fire and fury" was referring to economic sanctions mate

most millennial women are vile, poor posture and hideous NPR voice

I then I said "poo nigger"

BEEETOOOO

decent

racist

the proto-gf is ginger. its a good feel

Just how did Europe fuck up so badly

it's inhumane to kill people

might take a shower for fun

all australians should be _____

>french philosophers
>british philosophers
>german philosophers
>american philosophers
>russian philosophers

all seem irrelevant now in face of the indelible muslim terror threat they each face as a result of the (usually) left-leaning messages they put out

Topkek

What was wrong with it?

you dense lad or just starting following politics this year? NK has been doing this shit for decades and were launching MORE missiles before Trump took office

took off with your mong apologist bullshit

god what I would do to get close to Tay's feet
fucking wew

>- Nationalise all public utilities and infrastructure
leftypol
>- Increase defence spending to 10% of GDP
rorke
>-ZERO immigration both non-EU and EU for 21 years (a generation)
rorke
>- For the most serious criminals bring back torture, state administration of pain
rorke
>- class cannabis as class A for posession too
rasheed
>- increae top rate of tax to 70p to the pound earned over £50,000
leftypol
>- bring back conscription
rorke
>- bring back the death penalty
rorke
>- bring back corporal punishment in school
rasheed
>- juvenile detention to be run by the military
rorke
>- increase starting rate of tax to £15,000
rorke
>- Ban zero hours contracts
leftypol
>- ban land banking
leftypol
>- increase social housing projects directed by the state and create new towns
leftypol
>- Leave the EU on WTO terms
rorke
>- abolish house of lords
leftypol
>- reinstate Royal prerogative
rasheed
>- Cut MPs to 600 seats
rorke
>- Ban alcohol
rasheed

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Just got called a teenager on /brit/

lads why are the welsh so miserable?

got hatted for the first time ever when i posted earlier, felt quite bad desu

it's humane to kill inhumane people

is that shit a mosque?

I love having wanks

hooked up to a massive milking parlor en masse where their semen will be pumped out to fill a swimming pool

north korea launches its missiles into the sea
american launches missiles at afghan hospitals

fuck off*

had a bit of a stroke there i think

only french philosophers are left leaning

>there are amazing songs out there that you'll love but will forever remain undiscovered

leftism

...

Look more like an Orthodox Christian church.

There’s a pooin’ a brewin’

welsh just don't like the English. I'm scottish and my family went to Wales, we got on well but they shat on this english family in the town. They just dont like you

last wank lasted for 40 minutes

no it isn't

after time you make a game of it, learning to anticipate what sort of posts are likely to be hatted and you get a perverse pleasure out of knowing in advance that someone is going to take your hat-bait, knowing that they're nothing but planktonic membranes floating in a current... a current which you control

wasn't talking to you