What is some essential chavkino?

What is some essential chavkino?

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Attack the Block

Any English film

Will some Brit explain what a Chav is to me? Is it like white trash, or inner city kids, or genuine gangsters, or spoiled brats, or what? Those sound roughly similar but there are some distinctions to be made.

Yer da sells Avon

they're like gopniks but pussier and stupider

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what's the chav analogue of squatting?

loitering at public parks and harassing children

White trash is probably a good comparison. They're lower class, poorly educated white people from urban areas who dress exclusively in sports clothing (Nike/Adidas etc) with garish jewellery and spend most of their time hanging around parks and drinking cheap cider. They're mostly associated with south-east England, particularly Essex and London.

>a young lower-class person typified by brash and loutish behaviour
Some people have reverse engineered the term in to an acronym: Council Housed And Violent to try and explain it.

Does he lean in for a kiss at the beginning? What the fuck was that about?

they're hypermasculine faggots like most chavs,

Scum

Trainspotting

The Peakee Bloindahs

This is England

fish tank

Skinheads =/= Chavs

Please tell me he gets paralyzed at the end

similar to inner city white people in Boston and Philly

Depressingly realistic.

Sweet 16
youtube.com/watch?v=WWEpdJ8zcXI

This was fucking great, blew my expectations out of the water.

literally just watched this, was excellent even though I battled with the cork accent occasionally

Adulthood, Kidulthood, Brotherhood, Attack the Block,

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>spoiled brats

Some of this is true, most are from poor area's but the culture infects teenagers through high school, i've seen a lot of middle class kids get drawn in and they end up like arseholes.

I really recommend Jisoe. It's a documentary about this Australian waster who graffitis trains, steals and smokes a lot of weed. He's got a pregnant girlfriend as well. It's pretty sad to watch as he continually fucks his life up. Anyway, it's well worth a watch.

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Harry Brown

Skins

Peaky Blinders

I have no idea what a chav is

C-ouncil H-ouses A-nd V-iolence
Typically have an ASBO

but with immigration the Roadman is taking over

Fuck those are some ugly shoes

Scum.

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Oi watch yo gob m8

C OUNCIL
H OUSED
A ND
VI OLENT

they were actually pretty expensive and luxury. very comfortable

but it got taken over by the roadman and associated with shit taste

Oi m8, swer on me mum I'll gib gab you in the gobber m8.

Get some better taste ya nonces

Eden Lake

Fuck I hate Chavs so much.

Kingsmen, every little shitty Chav's dream come true

>england
>white

>mods-rockers
>grebs-townies
>chavs-everyone
>roadmans-?
give me a quick rundown

Formula 51

Looks good never realised it's ray winstone

I don't get it are you trying to find their opposites?
roadman-poshtwats
or the police because they're always trying to hide their weed

Straw Dogs

Yank here, what the fuck is a roadman?

Roadmen and hipsters

Inner city Black youths.

Vocab consists of majority slang and they were mainly black with a side man bag.

White trash of the English form, usually refers to a younger crowd, too. Just go to google images and search for 'chavs' for a nice selection.

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I will say drum n bass raves are pretty fucking incredible though... probably the best thing ever. Not all dnb heads are chavs of course but loads of chavs love that music. W/e even a broken clock is right twice a day.

So niggers, splendid

jesus this depressing

his first reaction on seeing his newborn kid is that it looks like it has down syndrome

Anybody got some youtube chav kino?

Here's a classic: youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc

remix: youtube.com/watch?v=p5-UOPZF4PY

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these aren't chavs they're just morons

this bruv

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is that theon greyjoy?

2:56 they blend into each other

First two generations of Skins, sort of
Misfits, sort of
Attack the Block
Tower Block
Harry Brown

lol why is that one creep hanging out with all those kids like half his age?

>youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc
High school heroes right here senpai

Standard chav behavior. If they hang around with any girls he's probably rutting her

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>Marshall it's your cousin, Marvin Mathers!
>You know that new sound you're looking for? Well listen to this!

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>KingsmAn
Came to post this.

Berk-Off, bro. Me and you.

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>ctrl+f The Selfish Giant
>no results
kek shit board

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I miss The Bill.

There's a lot of irony in a dirty phoneposter having the audacity to post this.

Now this is KINO

>phoneposter
How can you tell

>roadmen-the general public

The U.K has a higher percentage of white people than the USA

Most young English males kiss nowadays because soccer players do it and they think it's manly.

Thanks for all the answers.

I actually created the thread specifically because I just watched this film. It was good stuff.

>men kissing men has looped back around to being manly
What a world we live in.

bullet boy

are you dizzy blud

Harry and Paul is absolute sketch kino for chavs

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>both have michael fassbender in it

Is Fassbender, dare I say, chav kino certified?

Fassbender isn't even British, how the fuck is he in chav kino?

>Fassbender isn't even British

That's irrelevant to the question. Films are not real life, you know that, user?

Road men are just black criminals and their wigger pets

Me too. All you need is discipline and zero tolerance and they'll straighten out, but in our sick society you can get away with murder.

If only Mosley had won ;_;

>mum says you need to get a job
>sad dole music starts playing

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Fucking love that shit man

This is essential chav horor. My only issue with it is there weren't any scenes with the FAS chick in the gang getting used like a sex puppet by the older boys while she has an FAS scowl on her face the whole time. Busted chav bitches getting used is my fetish

He's skimming boy cunny.

If I see an American actor poorly trying to fake a British accent you can bet your ass I'm going to complain.

Dunno m8. Fassbender isn't American and his British accent is pretty good.

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>This is essential chav horor.

The film pisses you off more than horrifies you, which is what they might have been going for.