It's a truman misses h er but she doesn't think about him for years now because she's happy with another better man so...

>it's a truman misses h er but she doesn't think about him for years now because she's happy with another better man so he pisses in the sink episode

I just miss her

She doesn't.


"I know!"

>it's another user sincerely believes that the truman show is representative of reality and freaks out for a bit before pacifying himself with more sweet lies episode

>It's a Truman finds a porn video that so specifically caters to several of his obscure fetishes that he seriously starts to believe he is in a simulation episode.

>it's a Truman side swipes his neighbors car while drink driving episode

>pissing in the sink

Do Americans really do this?

h-how unrelatable... right guys?

Yes

>It's a Truman falls back into crippling depression and doesn't get out of bed for two days episode

FIJI
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truman deserved to be lied to. if he was too stupid to not see the obvious or too cowardly to leave then fuck him

>oh, look, it's another episode where Truman has such crippling perfectionism that he's terrified of actually doing anything and it's beginning to seriously affect his interpersonal relationships but it's okay because he just visited the Cambodian Paprika Discussion Forum and saw his favorite thread he can contribute to anonymously so there's no fear of failure.

>it's a Truman writes a shoddy fanfic about the girl from lazy town and masturbates to it episode

>its a truman episode

>It's a Truman gets his Sup Forums posting privileges back and resumes his faux false flagging episode

Run the water a little and it's no different from the shower...

>Its a Truman has a good life by traditional standards but has a massive emptiness he cant fill episode

>truman
>rhymes with human
deepest lore

he knows

true man