What the fuck even is this review?

What the fuck even is this review?
flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html

tl;dr version please

Sup Forums was right again

I can't be fucked to read this someone spoonfeed me

Millennials everyone

Yeah, I'm not clicking that. Go shill your review elsewhere.

In this review: leftist faggots outraged upon discovering differing viewpoints exist.

>Movie never brings up gender once
>Entire review is a rant about "male anger"

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SJW clickbait, from the looks of it.

The movie is shit but it's not a left versus right thing, they're just trying to turn it into one and you're taking the bait

Also this

This is why you don't shelter your kids and avoid talking about anything remotely challenging, and then put them through college.
Lazy ass parents fucking up their kids is what this is.
All this guy knows is what he was taught in uni by some asshat with a doctorate in useless bullshit. Look at those class-vocab words. Fuckin hell.

The only people capable of sincerely writing such drivel as theories about "meninism" are batshit insane liberals.

They crossed the line of satire so long ago that it's not even possible to parody them without a huge segment believing or even endorsing farcical stances.

Now replace menimism with cultural marxism.

there are literally large numbers of former commies walking around saying that PC culture was basically psy-ops promulgated by useful idiots in the west to erode the culture.

if there's actually been a secret Man Club all this time and nobody told me, I'm gonna be pretty pissed (and sad).

There are tons of crazy people on the internet, I don't understand why you're surprised by any of this.

Jesus fuck

Angry lady needs a dick, blames patriarchy.

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it reads like a parody complaining about movies being too women driven but people seem to be taking it at face value?

You're either a millenial too, too old to be critcizing people when you're on Sup Forums, or too young to be here.

>Flick Filosopher

Just from the name of the website I can tell what kind of critic she is. She has a smattering of college philosophy, and thinks she's some profound thinker, while at the same time making hip, cutesy nods to pop culture because she wants to be an "expert" on fluff.

Oh look, Sup Forums cicle jerks about some clickbait.
Well made, give them attention and click money.