Describe the opening night audience to this film in seven words or less

Describe the opening night audience to this film in seven words or less.

Mentally ill

Ready to fuck

Obese

fatties with nu male dates

My mom is going to see this tomorrow. She's gonna love it. She's gonna tell me all about it and I'll have to pretend to be a normie and laugh and smile at what she says about it.

Give your mom a big hug and thank her for all she's done for you.

Likely dropped on head their head at birth.

My mom hates Amy Schumer. I dvr'd Trainwreck for her, all she said was "she's disgusting."

Dumb women and extremely horny men.

Let's come up with some names for the sequel.

Snatches
Minged
Muffed

Whales

if you're going to bother photoshopping schumer why don't you at least make her look attractive?

Amy Shumer pushed Kate Hudson out of a movie to disastrous results

Stay Puft

what did she mean by this?

Nonexistent

Is your mom single by any chance ?

sparse enough to get a kino blowjob

how does goldie hawn disappear for several years then get a lead role?

They had to Photoshop the piss outta Amy Jewmer and she still looks like a buffalo

you could ask the same about Kurt Russell who literally disappeared after Death Proof and came back for Furious 7.

O-oink?

No one is here.

Her face is just so unfortunate, she would look like a fatty even if she slimmed down

But hey cant beat that jewish hollywood nepotism

Jesus Christ

More populated than King Arthur

>someone paid to see this movie, researched whether or not there would be nude scenes, and took a picture of it
Jesus Christ.

The Magic Wand Tool is not really magical. It's just named like that.

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Same
Mine is newly single

That was my biggest question. Why was Kate Hudson not cast in this role.
>literally Goldie Hawn's daughter.
>funnier than Amy Schumer.
>beautiful.
>seems to be well liked, non-controversial.
>a lot more men would have been open to go see it with their wife/gf.