I would like an explanation as to why you guys are so obsessed with spanking it to Susie from Oblongs...

I would like an explanation as to why you guys are so obsessed with spanking it to Susie from Oblongs. What is it you find so appealing about this deformed, demented French bitch who looks like Quasimodo's daughter?

I'm mad that there isn't enough proper porn of her. It's mostly cocktease shit.

I'm going to take that into consideration if I ever get time to draw her again.

>What is it you find so appealing about this deformed, demented French bitch who looks like Quasimodo's daughter?
... you don't find that appealing?

Thank you.

I want to read The Hunchback of Notre Dame to her. All 400 pages.

If she was Quasimodo's daughter, wouldn't she be French anyway?

modest is hottest, user

inb4 Herny

Not for me.

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>why you guys are so obsessed with spanking it to Susie from Oblongs

The real question is, why aren't you?

I don't, and The Oblongs was mediocre, but Susie's got a really effective design. It's pretty much the only thing associated with Angus that I like.

I wish there was more on-model pictures of her.

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Is Crona a creepy Susie?

They're both Thursday Adadms.

Is this a Herny bait thread? If it's not, let's go with that plan and get some sweet Susie art.

kek, nevermind, I want this instead

Goth chicks are sexy.

Why don't we all start getting off to Helga Phugly while we're at it?

Crona a cute

There's another universe where Helga was Herny's main thing. Just let that sink in.

Because she's creepy. I can get the whole hot goth thing, but there's just sooooo much popularity around her and I wanted to know why so.

>"Don't come any closer or I'll kiss him again!"

>"DO WHAT SHE SAYS! HER KISSES ARE LIKE SHARK SKIN!"

Unless you're shitposting, you mean Wednesday. And yes, they're both clearly influenced by her.

I want to have a foursome with all three of them.

Go back to /cgl/ Helga

Reminder that Helga isn't even the ugliest girl in The Oblongs

>One tit
>Buck teeth
>Literally no lower jaw. She just has a neck hole that spits all over the place.

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How the hell was she able to talk at all?

>Unless you're shitposting, you mean Wednesday.
Oh, I'd take her ANY day of the week.

>Creepy can't be cute
She's popular because she has a cool design and she's cute

best girl

Nice.

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Wew fucking lad.

Why? Henry, Why???

god help me

cute

PULLED IN A NEW DIRECTION

fuck off you spic fuck

We brought this on ourselves.

That's fucking hilarious man
I read it in her voice

Goths make the best waifus. Sadly not as cute in real life.

It's not all bad.

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Henry magnificent bastard, this board can't live without you

Thanks for saving another thread, senpai.

ive been trying to figure it out as well but nothing surprises me in Sup Forums anymore and its just easier to focus attention on something else

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Goths don't exist anymore. The dark outlook on life and black eyeshadow were traded in for ironic tees and handlebar mustaches.

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In Europe a lot of them are. Goth girls here tend to be quite chill, I find American goth girls are often far too concerned with living up to their own stereotypes, like they don't really enjoy the scene's music or fashion but just do it for the attention. Which is probably true.

They absolutely do, you just need to know where to look.

Draw some porn of Helga Herny, go on, you know you want to. I don't even want it, but the thought of people's reactions just fills me with a kind of giddy glee.

>porn of helga
let the world burn

Hmm, sure, only if you get naked tho.
Only the best, most beautiful and popular waifus do that, Helga! And you are one of those, right?

>character has charming eccentricities that sell the personality part of the mental equation
>go wildly off model as fanart transforms character into a different body type entirely for rampant T&A with a few physical reminders carried over

Is not complicated, OP.

I guess I'm talking about American goths. Every one I've met has been a poser. Still looking.

>go wildly off model as fanart transforms character into a different body type entirely for rampant T&A with a few physical reminders carried over
A lot of artists tend to age up characters for porn purposes because they don't want to or have no interest in sexualising kids, which is unfortunate for those of us who do enjoy loli, but you can bet they'd get as much if not more bitching for that.

That's kinda why some artists and people here like Susie. If it wasn't for the sexy fanart she wouldn't get all that attention, I'm not necessarily talking about aging her up, even people drawing her as a loli do this.
I guess there aren't many of us that like Susie as she is, with no big changes but oh well, as long as she gets more fans, it's all okay

She's goth and European, what's not to get?

I find her personality and appreciation of dead and weird estrange things, not in the edgy sense, but in the curiousness and without fear of it kind of sense. I find her psychological ''flaws'' (nothing more than perspective) cute and kind of relatable (I like morbid stuff and I like burning things when I'm stressed)
. She, also, is a goth girl.

Also, killing the one you love and keeping their brains is the best way to show love, right after murder-suicide of course.

Physically, her pale skin and skinny flat chest, small rounded butt and narrow hips (that's how I headcannon her body at least), with her black eyes, her ptosis, her dark circles, her fake (she's bald) black bob cut are attractive to me. She looks cute and sexy at the same time.

That's why I'm attracted to her and why has and still my waifu since my childhood.

Honestly I really love Susie's actual design. It's so simple yet so endearing.
I'm sure if it wasn't for all the nsfw pics I draw of her.I would probably just stick with her canon look.

Fucking madman

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NSFW of Susie with her canon look is great too
also, kek, poor Helga... but the shortstack thing sounds fitting for her

Absolute madness!
Quick, someone take this pic and Helga to the shortstack threads in /aco/ for more unholy lewdness!

She's a cartoon 10 year-old girl. Why wouldn't Sup Forums spank to her?

Please do some more Helga, Susie is cool and all but Helga needs more love.

Helga Ponyo

I didn't know anons loved Creepy Susie until weeks ago. I guess Susie one of those underrated Sup Forumslolis.

AU Helga

>encourage /aco/ shortstack threads to adopt Helga
This is horrible but also hilarious and would probably work, knowing those threads.

>Susie is 10 years old
Huh, I guess all the aged up porn makes you forget this stuff.

Teen Helga

Lingerie Helga

Simon's Helga

It's just panties with arm holes.
>my sides.

I'm guessing know one likes Beth...

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This is now a Helga thread.
Let's face it, Helga wouldn't be the worse thing /aco/ adopts compared to other unmentionable threads of theirs. Plus, they might actually draw some good art of her, emphasis on "might".

You can thank Henry for that

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She's just that short she had to use her mom's underwear and call it lingerie.

I knew I've drawn the little rascal a lot but now I have nothing.
Have this little XMas Beth by another drawfriend.

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Her growth looks like a dick

Oh, here's another Beth.

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But let's get back to Helga, the queen of this thread.

>that Peggy
Fucking nightmare fuel.

That's too perfect! My fucking sides!

cute stuff

but that Peggy...

>Dat horrific Peggy in the right corner
Jesus christ man, that shit is terrifying. And still, you know someone will say they'd stick their dick in it.
>Dat Helga
She really is a shortstack now.
So uh, does Helga have any good traits?

Oops.

Oh it's not like she's naked

That gif reminds me of this.

That's better, now the fap won't be because of a fear boner.
Thanks user.

I wanna sit on it

She looks more like the Wendy's girl.