First full trailer for The Emoji Movie:

First full trailer for The Emoji Movie:

youtube.com/watch?v=C94H2TBLFmA

It seems it wasn't a joke.

Prepare for the rise of emojikino.

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Do kids really all have smartphones?

it actually looks good lmao

you dont want to know

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I love it!

I love "emoji kino"!

I love emojino!

looks like a hoot! lmao :p

I used to work with kids and a few of them did yea. Like 10-11 year olds with iPhones a generation or two old.

And this was back in like 2012. So it's probably more prevalent today.

from the type of photos you can see on this board at night i can confirm that yes. kids have smartphones and they use the camera to do naughty things. a lot.

looks fun tobehonest

When was the last time Sony had a movie that wasn't a flop?

>by felicia

holy shit cutting edge memery right there

Can't wait for more porn of the blue haired slut emoji

looks great lol

I bet this makes 3x as much as Wonder Woman. Cap this.

Looks like an epic win for sure!

Gonna go see it with my son (step-)

It's just The Lego Movie tho

They even have the neon haired hacker girl

What emoji is the girl with the beanie supposed to be?

>doesn't have an Indian accent

YOU HAD ONE JOB SONY

10 year old kids hook up regularly and have sex using tinder and kik

Why do you do this?

Oh look it's another cartoon that tells you to just be yourself. I can already see all the reviews saying that it's smart enough for adults.

Kek wills it.

if dubs, this movie is gonna flop hard

I like what I see. Emojis are a part of life these days so it's not like it came as a surprise they made a movie about them.

> it's even doing the dreamworks face

A tour de force.

why you guys have to poop on everything!?
This movie is for kids that are experiencing pure love for the first time, not for angry basement dwellers who only think of black cocks and urethral insertions!

These cringy kids movies need to stop

>What if he makes the wrong face

Ugh, this generation is so fucked! Remember when they made movies like pic related? That was the days. The good ol days.....

>blue hair qt manic pixie dream grill with a beanie

Neat

Haha doesn't look too bad 2bh. I LOVED Inside Out and The LEGO Movie and this looks like it will be more of the same.

They need a strong female character

So is AIDS.

woah
calm down Raimi

This movie is going to be hated by normalfags so much that Sup Forums will start liking it

It was a different time

I know at lesdy one toddler with his own smartphone for watching youtube cartoons and children shows so he doesn't bother their parents while dinning out or whatever.

who could be behind this shit?!?

oh right

armond white will love it therefore i must love it too

AIDSkino has also been a thing for a while now.

They either do or they're begging their parents to let them use theirs.

What else would they have? Dumbphones? lol

lol

What if it ends up being like the Angry Birds movie?

haha

Top fucking kek

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whenever Sony is involved, the only potentially genuine movie must include a robot protagonist. Or a robot supporting character.

Omg

Why haven't we gotten a cgi meme movie yet?? I mean I bet more kids know Pepe than Mickey Mouse these days.

>bad guy is a hillary emoji
>main hero has trump's hair

what did they mean by this

nice one user

>Steven Wright as the meh emoji's father

you have to admit that's brilliant casting

Encase me in the screentomb

heh

desu wasn't that bad desu

>5 seconds into the trailer
>interracial BMWF relationship
As expected of Hollywood movies

Why is it a thing to hate on this? This is no different than The Lego Movie.

Samefag

Lego Movie also got massive hate until it turned out to actually be good.

sides = gone

Don't mind them. It's just newfags who think they have to hate on everything that's popular or else they won't fit in.

Ha Ha Ha!!.. Good One Deborah.. Say Hi To The Family For Me..

I wanna ____ that blue haired emoji

>Main character is "Meh" face.
>You have the "Meh" face watching the whole trailer

POTTER

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I have to admit, I kind of actually liked this trailer. I was expecting the worst after other Sony flops, I was expecting to see a really dumb lowbrow excuse for a marketing storm, but I found myself laughing quite a bit throughout this trailer and actually really enjoying it.
One, I found myself laughing a lot, and two, I have to admit, I found myself getting choked up a bit by the sentimentality of Gene's troubles. It's a little hamfisted, a little corny, but ya know, it's a movie! Ultimately it's a movie about good times, friends, and growing up, and you'd really just have to be a stick in the mud not to have fun with these funny yellow guys!
That's right, this movie was like performing my favorite techie activities with a bunch of old buddies! And when T.J. Miller and Anna Faris come around, you KNOW it's the height of the summer movie season!
The Emoji Movie is a movie where you can just sit back, relax, and have a good time. Your favorite stars including Star Trek's Patrick Stewart really turn the comedy up to eleven in this new film that's as satisfying as it is hilarious!

Premiering July 28, 2017 in all nation theater chains, The Emoji Movie is one number you'll definitely want to add to your Favorite Contacts!

LMAO(Laughing My Ass Off)

Anna Faris is good, but listening to TJ Miller trying to be funny for an entire movie, no fucking way.

>evil smile emoji is literally Hillary

My own sister who is 12 shows me shit that her and her friends send each other.
She showed me a video of a pretty boi black guy showing off his cock.

That's what they do. They send each other black cocks and other funni shit.

They're nice girls and they don't bother anyone, so it makes sense to let them have their fun.

Being starved of the real world and other things you want to experience when you're young makes you less "mischievous" but more reckless, and just a retard chasing highs in general.

I, for one, welcome our smartphone and technology era.
We're letting our kids run around doing what they want, letting them discover the unknown, but at least they get to dip their toes and decide things for themselves as opposed to being teased and enticed to throwing themselves at stuff with no second thought.

Oh man Mac and Me was fucking great (as a kid)

is she cute?

Why is the female emoji clothed?

Remember Bobby's World? God, those were the times...

lmao emoji fans BTFO

too politically incorrect

B L A C K E D

because modern femininity is entirely cosmetic

I made it to 16 seconds and was cringing so hard I had to stop, I'll try again later

xD ROFLMAO

kids these days

they don't know desu

>mfw the madmen actually went through with making this film a reality
>mfw there'll probably a fidget spinner movie in 2022 thanks to the inevitable success of this movie

kino

>this'll be more successful than ANYTHING WB puts out this year

The fat shit I just took was more successful than anything WB puts out this year

what the fuck kind of emoji is the blue haired one suppose to be, ive never seen that before

Reminder that Tetris is getting a cinematic universe

fork in the brain

Hey guys, critique the shitpost I have prepared for emoji movie threads:

"Kino?
With this movie, it's more like kiYES!"

Thoughts?

>comparing based Phil Lord and Chris Miller to the literally whos at Sony

>Phil Lord and Chris Miller

Literally who?

Damn Daniel!

You literally have to be 70+ years old to not think this looks at least a little bit entertaining. Not every movie have to be Christopher Nolan 2deep4you brain food.

Kids used to pay hobos or older siblings to buy them porn mags when I was a kid and that was when all the niche fetishes were clumped in with the mainstream mags. Black dicks and other weird shit were the hot shit even back then.

We also used to use a public payphone to call the international telephone exchange to call operators around the world faggots for free. Little did we know that the exchange was of course located in the same damn country, but at least we had the drive and spirit of global shitposters before widespread consumer internet came around.

truly a pioneer of bbc and memes, I'll make sure people mention you in the books

quads so it must be true

Fuck WB

It is by-the-numbers uninspired drivel based on what is currently hip with the cool kids of today.
If you pay money to watch this then you are actively stopping better movies from being made.