How do you use this shitty fruit in your cunt?

how do you use this shitty fruit in your cunt?

Shove it up my ass

salted, mashed up or as an ingredient for salads or sauces

We usually eat them
do you stick them in your asses over in Brazil?

To make guac with and put on tacos, our national dish.

sell futures and other financial instruments based on its availability

Shove it up my boipucci

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

Usually mashed... I hate it too.

How much do avocados cost in latin america? Costs fuckin $1.50 canadian for a small one here.

Shove it up Joao's ass.

way too much
like 80 pesos for a kilo

cut into cubes with cottage cheese and olive oil is god tier, also with peppers, tomatoes, lettuce, and olives

>80 pesos
>expensive
lol

i put some mayonese or salsa golf on this, then i eat it with a spoon.

same here.

put it in a bowl, mix it with honey and smear it all over your face

or you can just make a juice/eat it like a normal person

In salads, dips, sandwiches, or plain.

Why do numales love this crap? It has no flavor and the texture is slimy and disgusting

You can put it on everything and someone said it was good for depression and I think your face

Here they go on sale for .50 to $1. Don't know their non-sale price.

>it's a flyover fatass playing food critic episode

I like it smashed with eggs, bacon, toast and hollandaise sauce for breakfast
Will I ever be able to afford a house? Probably not

Someone explain to me why this fruit is so expensive?

I usually spread it across my ribeye for extra flavor

Because it goes bad rapidly? I don't know, taste-wise it's pretty meh.

1. It's hard to grow
2. It has a high demand from people who don't know how to eat it
3. Flooding and droughts in some of the producing countries

juice it
add sweet chocolate milk
put icecream float on the top
Voila!

This.
Australians use them to lock their children out of the housing market and then complain when they wont prop up their poor investments.

A good alternative to tuna.

We use it as currency.

guacamole

i eat it

why do latin americans like to shove avocados up their asses?