Moe's Tavern

Moe's Tavern.

Is Mike there?

Last name Hunt?

Hey, is Amanda Love there?

Actually it's Amanda Hugnkiss

Is Opie there?
Last name Zafagg?

Is president Bush there?

She got married?

I'd like a serving of schoolgirl slice of life anime please.

Hello, yes. You wouldn't happen to have, uh...

Michael there? Michael Rotch?

Sorry, I was looking for Boe's Cavern

Tell everybody you're a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and your butt smells and you like to kiss your own butt.

I have a Japanese friend there, can you ask for Mister Bigai? First name Yura?

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

No, this is Patrick

>And who is this I'm speaking to?
I'm CIA

That's Banks, B E A E A E, [INAUDIBLE SOUND]

You are loved Moe.

here you go. it's...

Yes. Is this are a Sug Miass there?

I'm looking for a Hugh G. Rection.

Yes, I'm looking for a Mr. Jhaz. First name is Hue.

I'm looking for Mike Hawk.

I'm looking for Lika Madeek

Hello? Is Waylon Smithers there?