You wake up.
The leader of your country declared a crusade.
Your actions?
You wake up
Alexander James
Jackson Fisher
enlist
Robert Sullivan
Only answer
Gabriel Jones
well, he already claimed refugees are organised invasion
I wouldn't be surprised, if he wasn't (reformed) communist that is
Caleb Walker
Who are we fighting?
Michael Thompson
/thread
Matthew Adams
My country's leader would call it a jihad though.
Jackson Wright
Angel Richardson
There is only one answer, and it's "God wills it" in Latin.
P.S. Can atheists join in as well?
Isaac Martinez
Kill muslims, deus vult
Luis Green
I heed the call.
Carson Watson
I go because I'm a NEET.
Xavier Perez
not religious but..would probably go in anyway to go kill some shitskins
Eli Johnson
>You wake up
No thanks
Luis Wood
hehe that's funny shlomo, I'll give you that
Luke Miller
Convert and slay mussies.
Grayson Adams
Wash my face, take a shit, open a window, put on some quiet background music, make some tea, start cooking breakfast, work out, eat while reading the news, get dressed, go to work.
Thomas Jenkins
Crusaders were animals that destroyed Byzantium, they were also losers that didn't suceed.
Ian Price
fight the jihad
Nathan Gonzalez
You.
Luis Harris
go back to bed because it's a stupid prank
Isaac Bailey
Traditionally crusades have been about going to Israel, burning down cities and killing the locals. I'd be worried if I were you.
Mason Jones
what the fuck do you think?
youtube.com
Gabriel Adams
My city of ~20000 people, probably half of them ultra religious gypsy ghetto thugs, has 1 mosque and it is used as an art gallery.
Some newcomers muslim family wanted to start using it for worship again and started a protest, but nobody showed up. They left the city after that and told journalists they were threatened.
Jordan Reyes
>migrating to Bulgaria
but why?
Jacob Garcia
They are bulgarian, or at least spoke fluent bulgarian in the interview, they just came from some other region of the country.
Xavier Evans
>Ukraine
>thinking people care what you have to say
Colton Jones
I've been training all my life for this (in call of duty)
Josiah Wilson
Call him a good goy and tell him to go fuck his mother.
Jaxson Turner
>Put on some tunes: youtube.com
>Go to recruitment office.
Cameron Foster
Enlist. Revenge will be mine, Sup Forums.
Zachary Thomas
>asking internet big guys what they would do
99% of Sup Forums would stay home and spread shit just like they do today
>pro-tip volunteers are already going to Syria/Iraq to fight ISIS
Gabriel Martin
enlist
Brayden Wright
Took them long enough.
Christopher Lee
enlist in the pillager squad
Connor Garcia
Deus lo vult!
Jace Myers
How do you volunteer to fight ISIS? Shouldn't you have prior training?
Leo Mitchell
>Your actions?
I will hunt Pokemons.
William Peterson
Blake Morgan
It's easy to say from based Russia. No European (((leaders))) will start a crusade ever.
But yes, I'd enlist, of course.
Xavier Myers
Republic of Texas on the Crusades.
this checks out
Gabriel Robinson
>Your actions?
Revive the Sacred Band of Thebes.
Easton Torres
Contact Boston Dynamics and commission a horse.
Brayden Gray
In all seriousness Europe...you need to take back your cities . Though you will be condemned as scum.
Load up a car with molotov cocktails and rode thru the slums during the mudslimes prayer time and toss then they the windows of the their apartments. Hit up the highest population density centers first. I would say shoot up their mosques but you fags don't have decent weapons, so maximize the Weapons you do have.
Fucking get it over with.
"they killed kids" "they started a war" scum of the earth, they'll say... In a elementary school history classroom somewhere in Europe... A bunch of white kids will read of you demons, all the while reaping the benifits of your sacrifice, you goddamned unsung heroes.
Brayden Thomas
weedman would be fighting for the mudslimes so i gotta get volunteer status with USA or UK
Dominic Hernandez
Sounds pretty homo, desu. Enjoy getting killed by crusaders.
Matthew Campbell
Never forget.
Ryder Sanchez
Nothing homo between two men in love senpai.
Gabriel Jenkins
Except the homosex.
Jordan Barnes
Join the Kurds or Assad.
Connor Nguyen
There is litteraly nowhere in any European city where you'd run only into mudslims. As hard as you want to believe there's no no-go-zones meme. So "take back your cities" doesn't mean anything.
>btw
>take back Détroit, Bronx... First
James Nelson
If you are serious begin your search here.
en.wikipedia.org
Oliver Taylor
-pretend to not giving a shit about politics
-fake an illness
-tell them im a man of peace, i hate violence
-do everything i can to prevent myself from being drafted
-retire back to my basement and play video games