*breaks your heart*
*breaks your heart*
we're still best friends, what more could I ask for?
D-delet this.
and I'd break her sphincter
>tfw titcowfag, but I wilst still defend thee
she has a pretty face and thats it. square man body. jetting shoulders. tiny ass/tits. nice legs sort of I guess. she is hitting that wall full speed
that dude can probably do better with a younger chick.
>she has a pretty face and thats it
Physically speaking, that's like 90% of what matters as long as her body isn't utterly repulsive.
depends on the guy. I need tits at least.
>tiny ass
Kek someone hasn't seen Fargo
...
You can work with a pretty face. Everything else is customizable.
>i.e. honey boo boo's mom
Yea I did. She needs to do squats
Read a tmz article that part of the reason was because Riley stopped sucking her toes during foreplay?
Was it just a shitty meme article, or was there some truth in there?
>square man body
No she has a small waist.
100% truth
Umm... that's not the heart that's getting broken... more like a primitive animal part of the brain that deals with reproduction and social status.
Men have small waist idiot
That dude comes across as a faggot that is too into martial arts, not enough time to maintain his '10' at home.
>tiny ass
objectively false
>have the opportunity to suck MEW's toes
>doesn't
Of course it's a lie.
Looks like an ass from 1920s porn.
She not really that hot
Like damn nigga. Do some pull ups or dips.
t. homo
Not with wider hips you jackass.
Perfect > hot
WEW
I'm gonna take her heart. Wish me luck, /cock/.
>Sup Forums still defends her instead of finally taking out the trash
>so what do you do for a living?
>I'm doing post-doctoral research on photography
shes too cute
>yelow
was this picture taken in mexico?
Appearance is worthless when character and personality is so ugly. Get a grip.
just fuck my shit up
>even her nudes are pretentious
the dude had her for 14 years. i don't care how beautiful she is, at that point he probably isn't phased by it and she's clearly a snobby twat based on this picture.
Why did he never impregnate MEW?
Firing blanks, perhaps?
I'm glad she divorced that cuck.
Even SJWs like her don't respect cuckbois like him.
having children is a meme
>my feels
Bet he loves seeing her being handled by that other old man
>expecting a woman to stay with a man when she is way more successful than him
Women don't like losers. That guy was a huge loser and she threw him off like dead weight.
Fuck off jew.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some women want kids in their mid 30s.
MEW is 32 now and has had somewhat of an upswing in her career, she cucked him with Ewan Mcgregor and realized she could do better; someone richer and famous.
Olivia Wilde did the same thing. "Wtf I'm famous now", *dumps husband* and has 2 kids with a famous actor.
If they can upgrade to someone with more social status and money they will.
Just like a dude would upgrade to younger, hotter chick.
Wait until you guys see the Chad she's probably already fucking. You know she has her sights set on a guy who isn't a massive loser. She outgrew Riley. It was only a matter of time.
Riley is like Sup Forums. Unsuccessful and boring.
The new Chad is going to make you all reee like crazy when the first pictures come out.
What's the story about Riley and supposedly choking some kid or something?
>all these retards thinking he's heartbroken when he had her ass in its prime for 15 years and now he doesn't have to deal with her aging, weight gain and midlife crisis
He's the real winner in this.
You are actually gay.
sure riley
> HAHA MEW KEKS BTFO
> W-wait... this can't be happening!
>I'm very happy with my life
>April 18
It was obviously she who decided to end the marriage.
wtf i hate mew now
Wow who would've thunk???
>'Liberal men are less masculine': How millionaire women prefer conservative partners who 'wear the pants' in a relationship
>Rich liberal women prefer conservative men
dailycaller.com
Redditors, Shareblue activists and Imgurites on suicidewatch
I wish I was fucking MEW in her prime.
>losing your woman to another man is winning
This is what beta males actually believe when they get cucked.
she got divorced so that makes here a horrible person?
Pass.
She has the same chest as I do.
And im a 37 year old man.
Why would i want that?
Grow up anonchan
Maybe, she's famous for being good looking, not too great in the acting department, meanwhile he's a young director, this should hopefully spurn his creative juices
>But if Hitler wanted to kill them all, why did Germany bother delousing them?
I can't ask that question? Oh ok.
Wonder if she had a ladyboner while filming braindead
he fucked her in her prime though
Yeah I'm sure he'll be giddy when 1 year from now she's pregnant with some famous actor dude who's like the polar opposite of him.
mmmmmmmmm yummy neck
Nothing is more beta than putting pussy on a pedestal like you just did, she's just a chick
>elder wizard projecting
sure old man
>daily mail
Come on, this is the equivalent of the huffington post claiming that leftists are smarter.
fellow neckfag here, it drives me nuts too
this is a girl from my school and came buckets to this pic when saw it
Why would he care? That other guy is picking up his sloppy seconds.
oh my...
that's a nice one
...
kek
>she's hot user! look at this super old picture of her! she totally still is this hot!
yeah
L-link?
Her ass on Fargo was the result of her working on it with squats. That's probably as good as it gets
People only like her because back when they were adolescents she was their crush from when they watched her in Sky High or Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
i don't know why you waifufags are happy about this, are you implying any of you neckbeard autists could ever possibly get her
He probably is heartbroken now, but I say in about ten years looking back on it, he'll realize he lucked out
im already working on it
watch this space
it's always possible, the moment she gets pregnant then it's truly over
>It's just gonna keep getting better
Doesn't it always
MEW and her hubby have been separated for years. They were basically kaput like 3 years ago when MEW stopped her acting career and started a music duo with this Asian guy / they started touring together.
>started a music duo with this Asian guy / they started touring together.
They were dating and only after they broke up did she start to act again.
this roastie better give him his alimony
Beautiful AMWF couple
This and don't forget Death Proof/cheerleading outfit/foot fetish stuff. After that aging like milk and a whore to boot.
Anxiously waiting for the nerd rage/virgins living in their fantasy world to reply
Photoshop is a woman's best friend
They were literally on tour for over 1 year while Riley sat home.
She and this Asian guy were basically seen together at mutliple events. It wasnt like they were trying to hide it.
>glass nigger eyes
fucking. disgusting.
I'd rather fuck a trash can full of shit and decomposing midget asses.
RICED
Further evidence that Trump is literally Hitler. This case is starting to look bulletproof
He looks like a zoo animal next to her.
>give HIM alimony
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
MEW and her Asian lover out-on-the-town
So she cheated on her bf with this gook?
Dont they look lovely together?
It is funny because in this one pic, MEW has shown more affection with this asian guy than anything we have seen from her & riley in their 15 years of marriage.
Hell, she's shown more affection with me than her husband.