Brit/pol/ - Ilkley Edition

>Ukip former chairman Suzanne Evans ends leadership hopes
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/26/ukip-former-chairman-suzanne-evans-ends-leadership-hopes-and-bac/

>New ICM Poll
twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/757880315423711232

>Syrian refugees on remote Scottish island
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3706625/Syrian-refugees-settled-remote-Scottish-island-complain-depressed-area-old-people-people-come-die.html

>Nicola Sturgeon takes political fantasy to new heights
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/23/nicola-sturgeon-takes-political-fantasy-to-new-heights/

>Theresa May in Northern Ireland
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120

>French press fury after Hollande caves in to May
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/hollande-caves-may-french-press-reacted/

>Nigel Farage says "Germany may never be the same again" after Angela Merkel’s decision to let in 1million refugees
lbc.co.uk/lbc-leading-britains-conversation-every-day-118271

>The BBC continues it's long history of honest and unbiased reporting
twitter.com/TarekFatah/status/757442737037770752

>Westminster voting-intention
twitter.com/britainelects/status/757102751583236096

>BBC attempts to censor Munich killer’s full name
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/23/bbc-scrubs-muslim-name-ali-munich-killer-article

>Sadiq Khan refuses to ban Islamist terror group Hezbollah
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/20/ukip-demands-uk-hezbollah-ban-following-al-quds-day-parade

>That Brexit apocalypse? It just isn’t happening
spectator.co.uk/2016/07/that-brexit-apocalypse-it-just-isnt-happening/

>Dover ferry passengers delayed by French security checks
bbc.com/news/uk-england-kent-36873632

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ISNT IT FUNNY

First for Mummy

NTH

First for Right-wing, best wing.

>facism and National SOCIALISM is right wing

Fucking kek. When will lefties ever learn?

For the user asking about HR departments:

>Centeralist

Ermm do you mean centrist

Hahahahaha what a load of shit

Nth for Karen.

That image is bollocks btw. Just found it on Google.

This is more accurate.

stupid spectrum

>national SOCIALISM
>opposite of socialism

That is the left and right defined according to libertarians. Nobody else uses this model.

>2 muddies slit a priest's throat in a church in front of his congregation
Really makes you think

What's the correct model?

>retarded one-dimensional axis
>doesn't differentiate between economic and social scale
>what about stateless anarchism?

>CND are 'centeralist'
What?

As I said, the scale is bollocks. When retards in the BBC claim Anders Brevic was "right-wing" despite him being a self declared national socialist.

Pic related. Economic right and social central.

LADS
TELL ME IF I HAVE COMPLETELY FUCKED UP
>last night
>walking home from Tesco with a bottle of wine (week off work)
>walking through local dock smoking a joint
>hear a voice coming from the playpark I know
>It's my childhood crush who I still have some feelings for
>her, a few girls and. A guy are drinkig in the park (retarded I know)
> stop by and have a chat
>pretty chill peeps. offer me some vodka
>by this time I'm baked and pissed
>shit music but I don't care me and crush having a good laugh
>start noticing some odd things they are saying like "My mum doesn't know I'm bi" and " the parade in Manchester was great"
>what?
>turns out most of them are leabos and the guy is full blown gay
>realize all the things they have mentioned have nearly been gay related
>crush, and girls go for a piss in a Bush
>me gay guy, and old school friend are sitting there talking
>gay guy b3eing gay as fuck
>saveme.jpg
>continues to make gay jokes etc.
>itsgettingmetotheboilingpoint.webm
>can't take this shit anymore even though I really want to stay with my crush
> large obnoxious lesbo is being a bitch because I smoked a joint and most liely because I'm a straight.
>powerlevel 9000 activated
>litrally shout, Jesus fucking Christ you can all get fucked you fucking queers!
>jump over fence and walk home
I wish I never drank that vodka desu now I'm svared she will hate me
Did I do a bad thing ?

Doesn't exist on a single axis. Requires 3
>social left (progressivism) / social right (conservatism)
>economic left (socialism) / economic right (capitalism)
>authoritarianism (statism)/ libertarianism (individualism)
Also applicable nationalism/internationalism but lol 4D graphs

Why post this here?

top laff
Yeah you sperged out but just blame it on the booze and you being tired from work

A big part of both is that they were supposed to transcend left/right politics.

If she hangs out in a park at night drinking vodka from the bottle with a bunch of queers she's not worth your time mate

You could add a 4th dimension through colour or intensity, or even just three 3D graphs.

It'd be interesting to get a 4D view into politics.

yea

but if those are the ppl she usually hangs out with it wasnt meant to be

You know the political compass is kind of bullshit as well.

This is one deep rabbit hole user.

There should be a 3-Axis Model with more general descriptions.

Progressivist VS Traditionalist
Nationalist VS Internationalist
Democratic VS Aristocratic

YOU BRITBONGS BETTER GET YOURSELVES ACROSS THE POND QUICK TO SHOOT SOME GUNS WITH YOUR AMERIBROS! WE'LL ROLL SOME COAL, CHEW SOME SKOAL AND STUFF SOME HOLES BROTHER YEE YEE!

nth for 16 point Tory lead and fuck the snivelling remainer cuck Rupert Myers.

JUST

The moment she walks in to Brussels and says "Bonjour, est-ce pas drôlethat" my sides with be lost.

Because its British. And you guys are my freinds.
Il try that but she will most likely hate me now
Sort of why I reacted the way I did. I really likes her but she hangs out with compete fucking mongs.

you lads ever been on r/UKpolitics? it's actually pretty good, lot of conservative views on there compared to r/unitedkingdom

Next crusades when?

No, I don't use reddit.

How low will it go?

Fucking kek, lad

Stop it you bloody yank. I'm envious as it is of your gun ownership. I want to own many SMLE and FAL rifles so I can't shoot shit all day for Queen and country.

It's fairly balanced, indeed.

1000 YEAR TORY REICH

Enjoy your mental illness.

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Inwardly she will agree

I'd say nationalism/internationalism is one of the more important distinctions of our age, it's probably going to be as important a divide as the capitalist/communist was during the cold war, if it had to be 3 axis I'd drop socialism/capitalism to fit it on since that's probably most clustered around some slightly right of centre ground with very few advocating completely free markets and even less for a completely managed economy whereas 'no borders' vs 'the government should always put nationals first' has a a fairly large amount in both camps.

When people say Nazism they mean Hitlerism

Hitler was not a socialist.
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Hate crime user, if your crush gives you up ur fuked m8

>walking through local dock smoking a joint
So when are you going to start killing people in the name of Allah?

>You'll never get to shoot large guns with your yank mates
feels bad

When was the last time an incumbent party had such a massive swing? The nearest would be the national government in 1918, but even that saw a large number of the Liberal MPs from 1910 evaporated.

>CON 43%
Sheeit

Petition Not to allow freedom of movement as part of any deal with the EU after Brexit

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/154593

>UKIP still being put 4th despite having a larger percentage than LibDems

This triggers my autism

Why don't you cunts pass some actual fucking free speech laws? For god's sake, the idea of anybody getting in trouble with the law because you called a gay guy a queer or a black guy a nigger is fucking foreign to me.

You sound like you fit in well with them you dopefiend

>Hitler was not a socialist
>only said he was to appease the left
>all that state owned property, government funded labor projects, state owned schools, state welfare, state owned industries were just for show

petitions? really?

LDs have more seats.

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>This evidence shows that Hitler, though he called himself a socialist to try and pander to the left, never had the intention to distribute the means of production to the workers. He banned unions, strikes, reprivatised banks, protected corporations, and took out communists, anarchists and even socialists in his own party. Much like Stalin, he was an opportunist and a “political schizophrenic”.
Much like Stalin he was no true socialist.

It was anice night and it was on my way home. Thought I would take a detour >dopefeind XD
I'm worried about it coming back to me since they go to the parades its they must take being gay very serious

>if I keep posting it he'll change his mind

#NoTrueSocialist

Hitler was a fucking socialist you damn yahoo.

>What's state capitalism?
Top kek dumb right winger
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Because DUDE MALLEABLE IMPLIED CONSTITUTION LMAO instead of properly enshrined inalienable rights

British constitutionalism is a complete shitshow and there's no way to fix it now because if we tried to codify anything it'd be dominated by 'equal rights for all :^)' and 'no man/woman/other shall be left out in the cold :^)' while fundamentals like free speech would be shot down because 'potential for abuse'.

>they shouted "ISIS" before murdering a priest?

>must have been those evil poisonous drugs

Meanwhile at the BBC....

Can't wait for this shit to be abolished.

The facts say otherwise
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>why is the Royal Family so white

Jesus Christ. The BBC needs to be abolished this very instant.

came here to post this

Why are the Kumars so Indian?

What the actual fucking fuck?

BECAUSE THEY'RE A WHITE FUCKING FAMILY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT AAAARGGGHGHGHGH

I almost want to listen to this just to hear how fucking retarded it will be

The fuck is wrong with people

Hitler's Germany had a mixed economy with privately-owned and state-controlled institutions putting him as a centrist on the economic scale.
However much of the state-run industry was down to special WW2 total-war provisions so it's difficult to judge - most western capitalist countries did the same.

Because in this country reproduction must be mutually consensual by law and we do not yet have mandatory race mixing quotas

As has been said before. Hitler advertised himself as a socialist to gain working class votes.

Socialism is built on class divisions first and foremost, and Hitler had no particular concern for that, apart from hating bankers. Naziism was built on race divisions.

I don't really think you can equate the two. Most serious historians of Hitler may consider the collectivist elements of some of his policies, but I don't think I've ever read one who actually said he was socialist.

Oh god... that's gonna fucking happen some day too. A prince will marry a fucking Pakistani or something.

Why is Lenny Henry's family so "black"?

REEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST WHY

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Never heard of Diana?

THESE

TRAITOROUS

FUCKS

Christ, they slip back into my tolerance by bringing back robot wars, and then they go ruining it with this shite. Get rid of the BBC.

But he's right you fucking mong, even posted a long list of proof to back up his assertion. A major reason for the night of the long knives was to purge the socialist faction from the party.

This is why Phillip needs to outlive Charles
As long as Phil is alive the bants will make it socially unacceptable for an ethnic to marry a royal, they'd be shunned by their own

Hahaha!

This fucking sucks man.jpg

Surely there's got to be some happenings or at least attempted-happenings coming up in the UK? There seems to be a very clear ISIS strategy to just launch as many attacks as possible in Western Europe at the moment and try to spread terror, and I'd be very surprised if they left us out of it, considering our large muzzie population.

What a bellend

t. People who have no fucking idea how the Crown works.

why is "white privilege" a part of this country's discourse now

We're overwhelmingly white and wealth distribution is barely even correlated with race.
This is even more retarded than the BLM protests in the netherlands.

Still in the honeymoon period and corbyn hasn't yet purged the cancer from his party. Give it time

People who want left alone, people who can't leave people alone.

That's the political spectrum. Less government or more government.

We're not in the schengen zone where they just let in millions of unvetted """""refugees."""""

Literally everything the right said would happen when they decided to do this is happening. Remember all that shit Farage got over that poster? This is what he was talking about. It's as if God gave a Sup Forumsack the power to write the script.

The replies seems to be calling out BBC for it

MI5 is 2gud4ahmed
It'll happen eventually because they can't catch everything but we're in a much better position to prevent attacks than our continental neighbours

AAAAAAAAAA

>white privilege
We're moving towards affirmative action and quotas. Then it'll be white disadvantage. I'd hate to be a straight white man in the future.

This

This is how I've always seen it.

Although the retards calling for total anarchy and mob rule are cancer.

Seems we will need to bring back hanging