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Why can't women just be like men edition

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First for nuke the parasite state of Israel

me irl

all women's thoughts revolve around sex

Listen you runts, I need an answer on whether it sends a notification to someone if you accidentally react to a fb message but immediately remove the reaction

this but unironically

all women's thoughts revolve around men
fixed

>violet

Its purple you fucking ugly people

All women's thoughts revolve around mens money.

they are right, women are already mature when they are 15,
they want to get a husband, get pregnant and all that interesting stuff

Yes it do, you're fucked bro

You’re fucked

yeezy season approaching

Age of consent's 15 here

Having a baked beef dinner tonight lads.

yanks have womanish minds
if you want to see what a matriarchy looks like, look at the rapidly deteriorating state of America

>they dont recognize two shades of blue in rainbow
XDDD

damn haitiANO is so lucky, he told me that he has already fucked like 10 white girls in ur country

Fuck's sake. Not really fucked, just have a potentially embarrassing conversation with the ex about why I'm scrolling through our conversations two years after telling her not to contact me again

Grew my hair out long and now everyone keeps asking me if I'm gay or transitioning into a woman wtf

I accidentally gave like to a 200w+ pic on the the Instagram profile of one of my excoworkers. It was awkward as fuck with her from that point on

You definitely perfected the economic model, by having a class of asian elites to watch after the bogans

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

pedo

wow australia btfo

Pics

I was just telling him.

Grow a beard

stop responding to the AI

What is 200w+?

Thank you for your support

*shoots you 5 times while you're laying down*

how useful a women can be after the creation of sex bots

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all is right under Heaven

I guy I went to high school with got in a lot of trouble for getting caught fucking a fifteen year old in the school car park

He got expelled for stat rape while she got off scot free

>AI
Mexican Tay ?

oh this thread again. the thread where the same 20-30 people gather every night and repeat the same 5 phrases and gimmicks. cool.

haitiANO thinks i am a bot

A picture uploaded more than 200 weeks ago. You can imagine how far down I scrolled. I now try to swipe the screen very carefully towards the right side to prevent this from happening again

How old was he when he did it?

Can sex bots cook?

damn bitch should go to prison for seducing him

a men can perfectly cook

just ate a whole clove of garlic
now I feel icky

your mum

they will go extinct

poo nigger

Done too much mdma can't get to sleep

I should say head of garlic not clove lol

Did you try to claim it was an accident somehow? Difficult one to get away with that

Post jammies

does it prevent fan death syndrome? or do you not have that there?

He should just ignore it.

modern women can't cook

17

He didn't go to jail because it was pretty borderline, if it hadn't been on school grounds in broad daylight he wouldn't even have been punished

Not wearing any

My gf can :)

Wtf, My friend used too fuck a 14 year old after he turned 18. No one cared.

good for u :-)

:o

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isn't that some Korean nonsense?

>youtube.com/watch?v=eTKVj__cSks

am i brit yet?

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>naming colors after plants even though plants can have certain shades and colors depending on season and ripeness
Why can’t women do anything right

wasnt sure if it was localised or not, i thought it was thais but it might be koreans now you say it.

ain't no sunshine when she's gooone

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Niklas Teslander Born 10 juli 1856 Mårbacka in Östra Ämtervik's congregation in Värmland, Sweden

I looked it up and it sounds really dumb
just eat garlic for health reasons, there's a common remedy here where you keep a clove in your mouth for 30 minutes and roll it around, it helps the immune and respiratory system

Post a trap and use the same Eric Andre pic like you always do, to be quite honest with you, lad.

prefer this guy than haitiANO

I want to suck a fart out of Emma Watson's anus and fuck her silly.

ah righto, i eat it cos its nice. on another note, tune for sunday morning lads, keeps awy the rain.
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slow thread

Behave yourselves while I'm asleep, lads.

men are just half blind sweaty

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wish there was an assassin service that you could hire to kill yourself at some unexpected time

women cannot be colorblind like Men, i think that's part of male privilege :)

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try the darkweb

women can do whatever they set their minds to you stupid spic

women are extremely changeable and will cheat at the drop of a hat

MGTOW opened my eyes

just get a new one then

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>try the darkweb

Kimi to natsu no owari shourai no yume
Ookina kibou wasurenai
Juu nen go no hachigatsu
Mata deaeru no wo shinjite
Saikou no omoide wo...

Deai wa futto shita shunkan kaerimichi no kousaten de
Koe wo kakete kureta ne "issho ni kaerou"
Boku wa terekusa sou ni kaban de kao wo kakushi nagara
Hontou wa totemo totemo ureshikatta yo

Aa hanabi ga yozora kirei ni saite chotto setsunaku
Aa kaze ga jikan to tomo ni nagareru

Ureshiku tte tanoshiku tte bouken mo iroiro shita ne
Futari no himitsu no kichi no naka

*pushes you off the ledge into the muck below*

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. : ------ DDDDDD
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. x ------ DDDDDD
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men ; ------ DDDDDD
couldn’t put Humpty together again. xxxxxx ------ DDDDDD

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ITS SNOWING!!!!! :d:d:d:d:d:d:d

ONE THING

>when your once good looking ex become an obese hambeast that can't score any chads anymore so she have been begging you a whole year taking her back
Fucking love see the whale destroying her self.

what happens with u Josie

How many people wanna kick some ass?

I used to be a nerd
Grew up in the suburbs
Nothing there ever went wrong
I made it up in this song

I talk about the hood
I say stuff like it's all good
Tell people I'm down with all the cool kids downtown
When I've never even been there

How many people wanna kick some ass?
I do I do
And how many people sick of holding it back?
I am
Well I am too

So don't lay a another finger on her
She's mine and I still want her
If you put your hands upon her
You're a goner goner

so was reading a document about new zealand in the 1980s and they said 1/4 of all tax revenue was going on debt repayment
makes me wonder if (a) their debt was actually huge enough to be of concern, or (b) the lange government were actually insanely neoliberal enough to hack spending to pieces and throw everything at debt repayment.

inclination is the latter since the "this really is honestly necessary you guys :^)" justification for nightmarish economic policy is always present and rarely justifiable.

handshaking is gay