Is she our next Ripley Sup Forums?

Is she our next Ripley Sup Forums?

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>hideous chin
>fridge
>no ass

Why do people around here pretend she's attractive?

>has to pretend she still looks like this six year old picture

Because she's "attainable". Just like how women go crazy about Benedict Cumberbitch. For the average Sup Forums poster she looks like:

>he could maybe get her as his GF if she wasn't famous or maybe even then
>she hasn't sucked hundreds of cocks
>she doesn't want alpha psychopath cock like "the other girls"
>he could open his heart and his nerdy hobbies to her and she would understand and participate instead of running to Chad
>she wouldn't have bullied the fuck out of him in high school

Just a combination of not-all-women syndrome, Oedipus complex, low testosterone, impoverished childhood, humiliating teenage years and inceldom.

lol MEW is not obtainable. She'd be a 9/10 even of she wasn't famous, with an 11/10 ass. She only sits on Chad's face.

>Sup Forums hates MEW now
>the age of MEWposting is over
;______;

Mary ''The Cuckmaker'' Winstead

Anyone respect her more now that she showed that so-called husband of hers the door?

She's a 4/10 at best

She'll be our WY corporate rep

That's a lot of words just to be wrong.

Who is a 9/10 then?

Now that's a shoe-in

different sides, same coin. it's now the age of MEW bashing. niggas be mad jealous up in here

I kek every time I see this concept art, thank fuck this flick is never getting made

That concept art is infinetly better than the crap that is covenant and Prometheus

Why do they wear vr headsets?

>now the xenomorphs are on our side with oculus rifts

epic bro, just epic

pretty accurate but MEW is pretty hot idk what ur talking about

i REALLY want to french-kiss her pussy, if you understand what i am trying to say

Uhh could you elaborate please?

Why are people around here so gay?

pic related, but with her pussy - best sfw example i could think off the top of my head. Also please note that i am a weeaboo, so this was not random

but i don't want to bash MEW
i just want to fap to her delicious jiggly thighs

all day my nigga all day

They're not gay they just talk to women irl and know that mew isn't crazy special. She's a good looking girl next door type. Pretty for sure. But her beauty isn't setting sail to a thousand ships, my guy.

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This looks p cool actually

Any new footpussy pics?

>fridge
>no ass
Are you fucking blind and gay?

jesus christ

Should be.

how do you move on from THAT?

aesthetic is on point. you know its not that homo virtual CGI panels, its industrial shit, like a proper alien movie should be.

> hey mew, you need to drop that husband of yours so lone retards think they have a chance with you

What is the point of this thread?

His life is basically over. The quality of his life from here will be directly related to how well he can fool himself into thinking he can match this Goddess. He never will, but the hope and effort my keep him off the booze.

>no ass
just like Sigourney Weaver
perfect!

It's a million times better that the humans are trying to primitively tap the Xeno's potential than a shitty robot making Xeno's from scratch. It's not even comparable.

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i wonder if she uses those things to masturbate

>LETS MAKE THE XENOS SUPER LAME, YEAH THATLL MAKE THE FANS GO CRAZY!

found the roastie

*Snnnnniffffffffffff*

i wish she'd use my face to masturbate desu

How do you think she spends her wealth?

she isn't our next anything you obsessed piece of shit

Did you get this from blockbuster?

>swn strangle you with them
whats the point of living even another second ;_;

Her prime was Death Proof, she is way past her prime.

>LITRALLY NO ASS

Is there a more virgin statement out there?

have faith my friend

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I imagine it's to transmit data back to the controller.

>WY Corporate rep MEW will never berate you for failing to properly fill out your timesheet.

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you are such a fag, i would kill you in an instant just to stop you from saying such nonsense, but alas i will not

i'll make up for it by "filling out" her "timesheet"

You waifu is shit

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>3 mew threads today
today is a good day

>ADVANCING A META-NARRATIVE SCARES ME
See, I can do it too.

I don't know. But I am going to use that mental image you just gave me to masturbate.

why is she wearing the blacked.com uniform

i'm referring to sexual relations my confused friend

pls xplane it in 100 words

Hey Riley

>People liked Alien because of the XenoXeno's died when they fought the Predator mate there's no way to make them cool again

Me in the background on the left

Who /#TeamRiley/ here? Literally our lad.

fat.

anyone have that twitter of her boyfriend saying she chokes and submits him for fun?

have wet in exchange

i'd like to make her wet iykwim

>linebacker shoulders

>Not wanting her big strong arms around you user

Are legs the supreme patrician choice?

youtu.be/Pii8CEZCVQ0

jfc what a woman

great legs and a great ass go together
leg guys and ass guys are brothers in arms

feet bros can be part of the team too!!

True, but the idea of xenomorphs as weapons is still as retarded as it ever was. They're ultimately just animals, souped-up velociraptors. We've never seen any reason to believe that they have human-level intelligence. Which means that there's no military rationale for using them.

>True, but the idea of xenomorphs as weapons is still as retarded as it ever was.

Indeed, why would they bother with xenomorph "weapons" when they can build robots indistinguishable from humans, which implies they could build robots FAR stronger and faster then actual humans?

> be a woman
> go to an alien planet
> wear inappropriate shoes

We had a group of engineers from one our customers visit our shop last year and one of them was a woman, who showed up wearing flip-flops.

To a fucking machine shop...

sure

Faggot cameraman

Those soles....

I imagine heaven is being permanently pressed against those soles.

shoo-in*

what kind of homosex fiend does not want to tap this?

but can she do a split on the dick tho

BBC Scene when

Seems like a pretty chill gal. Is she cute?

Riley will rise from the ashes of this defeat.

Does anyone have pictures of her in jeans?

That ass looks just like how I imagine my old crush's ass looks naked but I'll need a jeans comparison to know for sure.

t. Ripley

>Just like how women go crazy about Benedict Cumberbitch
Replace "women" with "socially awkward teenage girls" and you're all set

The punished one will have vengeance.

>i like to have dicks in my mouth

Which pornstar is the closest looking to MEW?

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Do you guys think she cheated on her husband? What a whore.

She was kinda fat but the point is, flip-flops aren’t suitable footwear anywhere outside of a prison shower, let alone in a machine shop with razor sharp metal chips and shavings all over the place.

satan demands it pls