No, your other left!

>No, your other left!

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>I know my rights!
>*raises fist* I'll show you some rights!

>character talking shit about another character
>"He's behind me isn't he?"

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>this guy bothering you?
>no, I'm bothering you for bothering her.

>go to hell
>i'll see you there

>you just dont get it do you?
>leaves without explaining why

>look out

>Give me a hard left!
>And your other left!

>You can't do this!

>I already have.

>you dont have to do this!
>i never had a choice

>I'm so quick you won't even know I did it
>Did what?
>That

In English doc

This is a film cliches thread, not a woman tropes thread.

>"How could things possibly get any worse?!"
>Starts raining

>May the best man win.
>I am the best, always was.

never heard this EVER

>How did you know about X?
>You just told me.

>he's never seen Kino from the 50s.
I pity you user

>Car passes and a raises a bunch of water towards character

>My other left? I only have one left arm, dude.

>wait, if you're here, than that means
>oh boy!

>Truck passes by
>BEEP BEEP
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

>AND YOUR OTHER MEME!

>That's all you got?
>My grandmother hits harder than yo-

>but during the stone age..!

...

What?

cornered, hmmmm?

>What would Jesus do?

Gtfo

But during the stone age, what?

>That WAS the spare!

he would most likely have to tell him more than once

>AND YOUR OTHER PLAN B

>guy needs to pay for something
>ALWAYS has notes and doesn't fumble around for five minutes with loose change coins in his back pocket

>i like to improvise

>That WAS plan B!

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>thing is my middle name

>Sir, you'd better come take a look at this

what...am i looking at?

>get me The President

>character stops the enemy from knifing him and slowly bends said enemy's arm back, driving the knife into his chest

>mfw I did this irl once.

>and mine is Cornelius
>but if you tell anyone I'll kill you

>keep the change

>mfw I did this irl once.

>Random guy in the group stays behind fighting the enemies and sacrifices himself for no reason

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAARogueOne

>May the best man win
>I intend to

>there's always a choice

there is no free will

>hero slaughters way through nameless mooks
>final mook standing is just staring at hero
>hero looks angry at mook
>mook drops weapons and runs away

I have a theory that people keep coming back to this guy to convince themselves that their own lives aren't completely fucking miserable because at least they aren't him, which is a fallacy.

>fighting enemies
nah he just fucking gave up

>you are who you choose to be

>AND your other plan B

>sitting at bar with a friend
>guy comes up next to me to order something and starts talking to some people milling around about how he works "for a secret restaurant in san francisco"
>i lean over to my friend, and say "well it's not so fucking secret now is it?"
>guy goes, "what the fuck are you talking shit for? we have to make money somehow"
>"man, i'm sorry. i thought you couldn't hear me"
>guy had his arm in a cast or he probably would've tried to kick my ass, desu

>I'll have a dozen red roses please
>oh hi johnny I didn't know it was you
>thankyou keep the change
>your my favorite customer
>hi doggy
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>....Choose *flinches*

>if you kill him you'll be just like him

>"you're just like your father!"
>"im nothing like my old man"

no i just can't figure out what it means. 3 years.

>him

user...

Name literally one scene from Saving Private Ryan where this happens

>couple gets into a heated argument
>"I'm pregnant."

>"Men can't get pregnant, you idiot."

>they can now

>scenes are split by a scene of fast moving clouds

>2017
>character makes a bigoted statement

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>travel long distance
>scenery montage of bridges and iconic statues

>scene of fast moving clouds with a filter

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>If you kill him, you'll be just like him!

...

...

>scene of a shadow moving round a fixed point

>Check your dubs
>No, your other dubs

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I went one step further. For me it was a TEACHER

*Seinfeld music plays*

Who is the guy on top? lol

>"Where are we?"
>"More like... "when" are we?"

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that stock truck horn sound takes me out of what I'm watching every fucking time

>camera pans up to the sky
>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

this is probably my favorite trope desu, i don't care how many times it's re-used

>rage comics

It took you that long to figure this out?

>walter white kills a guy who used to eat sandwiches without the crust
>starts eating sandwiches without the crust
>kills a guy who drove a volvo
>starts driving a volvo
>kills a guy who drinks whiskey on the rocks
>stops drinking it neat and starts drinking it on the rocks
>kills a guy who drank coffee from a machine he created
>starts drinking coffee from that machine
>kills a kid who has a tarantula
>adopts the tarantula
BRAVO VINCE

>group of guy friends get together after not seeing each other for years
>"the boys are back in town" starts playing

Why are they called rage comics when only a few of them display the emotion of rage?

the fuck if I know

Shut up autist

I almost bought it until you said he adopted the Tarantula. I remember he didn't do that, so I assume the rest is made up as well.

My bad, it was Todd. But it was also Todd that killed the kid so it makes sense I guess.

>YOU'RE FIRED!
>YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I QUIT!

also this
youtube.com/watch?v=dBdRsahM4sE

There was an Icelandic comedy sketch which used the phrase "you're fired" in a play on words joke, wherein "you're fired," can also mean "you're a dragon" if the words are slightly altered.

>Þú ert rekinn

Means you are fired

>Þú ert drekinn

Means you're a dragon

In the sketch, the guy misunderstands that he was fired and tells his friend waiting for him outside the bosses office, that his boss told him he was a dragon, and then the other guy tells him he told him the same thing a week ago, then they go back to work