Quads decide the fate of my flight in a couple of hours.
PRAISE KEK. ALLOW HIS GRACE TO DESCEND UPON ME.
Quads decide the fate of my flight in a couple of hours.
PRAISE KEK. ALLOW HIS GRACE TO DESCEND UPON ME.
Land safely after you heroically subdue some snackbar hijackers.
>no to Malaysia Airlines
>avoid Ukraine
should be good
tfw
>OP is a Moroccan Snackbar
;_;
You'll do fine man
9/11
The FBI and NSA are monitoring this thread
peaceful flight where the flight attendant flirts with you.
Don't place your tray in the upright and locked position when you are landing.
The flight will be fine, but when you go into the plane bathroom you will be eaten by a grue.
You won't join the mile high club.
Allah snackbar
what would you do if your seat is between two head rags?
RELIGION
You should stay at the airport
You will be hitting some targets soon. If I were you I would come too late for a flight.
Nothing happens. Nothing ever happens.
you wil die
OF
Your flight will be perfectly safe, but when you land you will check your phone to see yet another major happening in Europe.
BASED IBIZA
PEACE
Don't tighten you seatbelt like a madman
Ded
Fart
no survivors
Gay
Jihad
crash into DC monument
jerk off to the attendants
Bane crashes the plane
Lost
Boom
cum on anyone sleeping
There will be another happening today in the UK, but your flight itself will be safe
He will be a part of the major happening in Europe
lol
Blessed be
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
doesn't count
RIP
Crying brown child the entire flight.
That flag, and those quads
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every single passenger will join the mile high club
>0s...
I'd cancel that flight OP.
spooooooooooky
> malaysia
> plane will be lost
> those quads
Kek can't keep getting away with this shit
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
Goodbye OP
holy shit
No survivors.
...
ooooo
Uh oh
Light a cigarette in the bathroom.
Wow
KEK WILLS IT
PEEPEE AND POOPOO BE UPON HIM
U BETTER GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FLIGHT BRO, U DUN GOOFED
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engine failure shortly after take off
it will crash land in an urban area, in a Lockerbie Disaster-esque fashion, and later investigation will reveal that it was brought down by a flock of migrating geese who got sucked into the turbines
many will die
But is it a muslim's fault?
Ohhh shiiit
Goodnight sweet prince.
>Rome CIA
I know which one going down
this is why i keep coming back to Sup Forums
rip Kees
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ur fucked m8
You will get to fuck a pretty stewardess of a different race than you
>Rome CIA
>CIA
The meme magic was there from the start.
>Malaysia
See? Meme magic is real.
I swear to fucking Kek if I open up the news in a few hours and it says "Airplane has been lost while in the air" i'm gonna lose my shit.
I'll build a church for Kek with my own hands, while chopping down the trees and making the bricks without any tools.
Getting the 1111 get could save user, lets re roll
Get a refund OP and try again tomorrow.
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Holy shit remind me never to do this for "fun" before I board a flight.
MOTHER OF DOG
He even got time dubs, people always forget about time dubs
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Kek. I beg you that my sacrifice will be for a greater good!!
Check-in is done.
Wish me luck guys.
The ride will end.
Capped just in case new MH370.
Fail
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The ride never ends m8
Remember to watch the news from now on
Just in case
C R A S H I N G
T H I S
P L A N E
W I T H
N O
S U R V I V O R S
Madman right there
Shout Allah Ackbar and Takbir and shit when it gets in the air.
Run to the cockpit
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
Toast. ep. br.
Don't get on that plane OP
You all realize that if this plane actually does crash we really have discovered magic.
Dutch 9/11 but as you're a snackbar and there's not landmarks in the Netherlands worth flying a plane into you smash it into the Kaba im support of ISIS.
Hide your plane.
This
if this happens then Kek is real
this is the deciding factor of the fate of Kek
is he real or is he not real?
we shall see
i cant even
Well so far it's working better than anything /x/ has ever achieved.
OOOOH SHITTTTTTTTTTTT
NO SURVIVORS
Bro you are fucked
I have too. Kek wills it. I'm a sacrifice for Kek to improve his meme magic.