Quads decide the fate of my flight in a couple of hours

Quads decide the fate of my flight in a couple of hours.

PRAISE KEK. ALLOW HIS GRACE TO DESCEND UPON ME.

Land safely after you heroically subdue some snackbar hijackers.

>no to Malaysia Airlines
>avoid Ukraine
should be good

tfw
>OP is a Moroccan Snackbar
;_;

You'll do fine man

9/11

The FBI and NSA are monitoring this thread

peaceful flight where the flight attendant flirts with you.

Don't place your tray in the upright and locked position when you are landing.

The flight will be fine, but when you go into the plane bathroom you will be eaten by a grue.

You won't join the mile high club.

Allah snackbar

what would you do if your seat is between two head rags?

RELIGION

You should stay at the airport

You will be hitting some targets soon. If I were you I would come too late for a flight.

Nothing happens. Nothing ever happens.

you wil die

OF

Your flight will be perfectly safe, but when you land you will check your phone to see yet another major happening in Europe.

BASED IBIZA

PEACE

Don't tighten you seatbelt like a madman

Ded

Fart

no survivors

Gay

Jihad

crash into DC monument

jerk off to the attendants

Bane crashes the plane

Lost

Boom

cum on anyone sleeping

There will be another happening today in the UK, but your flight itself will be safe

He will be a part of the major happening in Europe

lol

Blessed be

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

doesn't count

RIP

Crying brown child the entire flight.

That flag, and those quads

...

every single passenger will join the mile high club

>0s...
I'd cancel that flight OP.

spooooooooooky

> malaysia
> plane will be lost
> those quads

Kek can't keep getting away with this shit

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

Goodbye OP

holy shit

No survivors.

...

ooooo

Uh oh

Light a cigarette in the bathroom.

Wow

KEK WILLS IT

PEEPEE AND POOPOO BE UPON HIM

U BETTER GET THE FUCK OFF THIS FLIGHT BRO, U DUN GOOFED

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engine failure shortly after take off
it will crash land in an urban area, in a Lockerbie Disaster-esque fashion, and later investigation will reveal that it was brought down by a flock of migrating geese who got sucked into the turbines

many will die

But is it a muslim's fault?

Ohhh shiiit

Goodnight sweet prince.

>Rome CIA
I know which one going down

this is why i keep coming back to Sup Forums

rip Kees

...

ur fucked m8

You will get to fuck a pretty stewardess of a different race than you

>Rome CIA
>CIA
The meme magic was there from the start.
>Malaysia
See? Meme magic is real.

I swear to fucking Kek if I open up the news in a few hours and it says "Airplane has been lost while in the air" i'm gonna lose my shit.

I'll build a church for Kek with my own hands, while chopping down the trees and making the bricks without any tools.

Getting the 1111 get could save user, lets re roll

Get a refund OP and try again tomorrow.

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Holy shit remind me never to do this for "fun" before I board a flight.

MOTHER OF DOG

He even got time dubs, people always forget about time dubs

...

Kek. I beg you that my sacrifice will be for a greater good!!

Check-in is done.

Wish me luck guys.

The ride will end.

Capped just in case new MH370.

Fail

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The ride never ends m8

Remember to watch the news from now on

Just in case

C R A S H I N G
T H I S
P L A N E
W I T H
N O
S U R V I V O R S

Madman right there

Shout Allah Ackbar and Takbir and shit when it gets in the air.

Run to the cockpit

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

Toast. ep. br.

Don't get on that plane OP

You all realize that if this plane actually does crash we really have discovered magic.

Dutch 9/11 but as you're a snackbar and there's not landmarks in the Netherlands worth flying a plane into you smash it into the Kaba im support of ISIS.

Hide your plane.

This

if this happens then Kek is real

this is the deciding factor of the fate of Kek

is he real or is he not real?

we shall see

i cant even

Well so far it's working better than anything /x/ has ever achieved.

OOOOH SHITTTTTTTTTTTT

NO SURVIVORS

Bro you are fucked

I have too. Kek wills it. I'm a sacrifice for Kek to improve his meme magic.