This is all your fault, Sup Forums

This is all your fault, Sup Forums.

You've made me become addicted to your ship.

I can't live without your ship inside me.

I hope you're ready to take responsibility...

No, this was only the first step. You already loved Spidey.

Now you must come to love Carol.

I can dig it.
Is this Canon? Cuz spidey's my homeboy and dat booty is poppin'

Shipping is for dumbasses.

There was a porn comic starring the two of them released a few weeks ago.

Didn't care too much for it.

Go on

It seemed like they were building up to it a few years ago, but nothing really came of it.

>Now you must come to love Carol
That's the hard part

I ship spider marvel too

fuck off bendis
stop abducting female characters to pair off with your self inserts

Don't be salty user. We all know it's endgame

Exactly.

Got a name? Or a link?

That is the wrong spider for Carol!

Endgame is Kamala with an army of husbands

DELETE THIS

They flirted for a bit then went on one date. Nothing came of it. Rhodey's digging in them guts for a few years now.

Mockingbird has a crush on Spidey so he has that going for him.

Why not both?

I'll fight you
Shipping in comics is stupid though I agree, with the amount of different writers, nothing ever goes well.

>Mockingbird has a crush on Spidey

Come again?

>Homo Archnidia, the next step in human evolution! Hated and feared because of pheromone excretions.

Bendis would rather make Iceman gay than make him and Kitty stay together. And I'm a bendis apologist.

But that ship is lame as shit.
I mean couldn't Kamala have a bf with more personality? Like maybe a soggy piece of toast.
It can be browned toast if that makes you feel better, heck blackened even.

>butch haircut

nope.tiff

I don't go for shipping but I always wondered why they didn't explore this pairing more. It was fun.

I guess they didn't want Carol being overshadowed like that.

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I don't want Spider-Man's purity ruined by such a hostile person!

>implying it wouldn't work the other way
>being able to resist the love of the Spider

Is Pete fucking the dwarf now?

And don't forget the juiciest asses.

No that's Otto's gf

>Pete with Bobbi
>Tony with MJ
>Clint stuck in limbo with a girl that's half his age in a ship that's sure to never sail

Being ClintxKate is truly suffering

So is this the only evidence or what?

My Spider-Harem is expanding.

It's stupid in general, not just in comics.

Never made sense. He both looks and acts like a high-school boy, and is a huge a smart-ass to everyone.

The number of high-caliber women who blatantly cocklust after him never made sense to me. It's like he's some kind of self-insert character or something.

Spider-Man's powers are broken as fuck

>Self insert character
>Parker luck

No shit he's a self-insert character.

I knew this pose looked familiar.

Kek, it's her u mad pose.

Don't die you motherfucker, I need this.

I've been shifting through shitty OOC fanfiction for the past 24 hours but it's NOT ENOUGH.

It's Patreon, so not freely available until it's somehow leaked.

>Bet we can make her jealous.

Why is Anna so cute

bump

>ClintxKate

ew, You deserve to suffer

My ship is a Star Destroyer

You had better lube up if you want one inside of you.

Fight me

Spidey is too much of a homeboy. If he is going to date someone it can't be anyone cosmic. Hell world adventure heroes might be more than Spidey can handle.

I did enjoy Ultimate when Peter was dating Kitty however.

Spidey has the ultimate ass. I even say with most artists it's even better than Dick's.

Does anyone in the Marvel universe have as many super bitches on his dick as Spidey?

He's my favorite comic ass.

Spidey in costume with the head guard cracks me up for some reason

Spidey butt is best butt.

What about Kamala and Peter? Ol Spidey gettin' dat jailbait

Spiderman is incredibly charismatic, usually puts off a sense of confidence in what hes doing (it could easily be seen as confidence when he's constantly quipping, even in dire situations), has a reputation as one of the most just, dedicated and hard working heroes around, and is eye candy for the ladies. Most women who get into heroing would totally go for Spidey, not just for the reputation, but because hes the kind of guy they would go after.

Isn't she like 15 and he's 30 something?

That sounds hilariously wrong.

When they apologize for that shitty costume I'll apologize to you for spidey being a pimp.

Thats the point of jailbait, it's oh so wrong, but so deliciously good.

Plus if Peter can pull of getting super models in spandex, he could easily score a teen hero.

It shouldnt even be neccersary for Peter.
Guy's thankfully still banging MJ in the dailes

(hoooooooonk)

Considering that peter spends his time spurning the advances of super heroines and villains and multiple spider women... And Kamala once had an entire emotional story arc(with danvers, I should add) about being betrayed by her sexy bollywood CRUSH....yeah, a bit of an emotional maturity gap

If Peter got himself some of Kamala he would ruin her for any other boyfriend, since no one would have both the charm and sweetness of Peter, and the reputation of Spidey

Also the guy probably fucks like a stallion

Silk did the right thing by leaving, she knew if she succumbed to Spidey's peter she would never escape it's sticky web of pure and unadulterated masculinity

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Listen here guys what if
Teen Carol and Teen Spidey for MCU

How is the actual comic? Read a few issues and thought it was nice but can see it as annoying fast.

but being an airforce colonel is like the only piece of character carol has. that and being a drunk. what would teenage carol be all about?

Do people really like Kamala?
She's like Tumblr: the superhero

I thought that was Squirrel Girl?

>Teen Carol
It's not 2d Lt Marvel, user.

>squirrel girl
>what the fuck?
>googles
>it actually exists

what the fuck Marvel?
no wonder people like Marvel so much they pander to everyone

It's a lighthearted teenager superhero story with low stakes. The enjoyment comes form watching the characters interactions and the easter eggs in the background.
I like it, but I understand why others may not

People like you make Sup Forums good.

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Squirrel Girl was supposed to be a joke character. Then tumblr got ahold of her and Marvel's been pushing her proper.

Nigga this ship is like 15 years old

doesn't surprise me, every woman in the Marvel universe wants the spider-dick

I still don't know if Peter was just born a pussy magnet or if the spider gave him mad game

I like Ms. Marvel. It's a funny book, and she's adorkably charming.

You just described most superheroes lmao.

>eye candy

He's fully covered and has boyish proportions. Sorry but the only real explanation is writers' favoritism.

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The ultimate Question Sup Forums

Who has the best comic ASS ?

Spider-man
Dick Grayson
Nightcrawler

I kind of like Pete with women like Carol and Sue.

Keep him in line a bit, aren't supervillain bait, etc.

One of the best written books at Marvel right now

So you like being whipped. Thanks for sharing.

Otto's coming back?

The one an only answer is the artist that decides to draw them. Thry must put more detail on the ass,

Agreed.
Just somebody that can fight with him would be welcome.
Though MJ could defend herself at times.

Try "having an equal whose differences compliment you and vice versa" instead, kid.

With that kind of mindset, why enjoy anything.

>Though MJ could defend herself at times.
Well she was trained by Cap if I remember right.

Feel Carol and Sue are too Cosmic for him. He needs someone that is more about street crime than going out in space. She-Hulk might actually be better in that department.

That's pretty much how ultimate Pete and Kitty were, if I remember right

I honestly liked them. He seem to enjoy having a partner whom he was dating. I think they broke up because he was worried someone would find out Kitty is Spidey's partner and since Peter is dating her someone would put it together.

I get the feeling they aren't really friends.

Oh they are not. I was just saying someone that's more "grounded" I guess is a way of saying it. While he does go in space sometimes Peter rather just stay in New York.

Wow.
She really doesn't like him.

But yeah, somebody more on Spideys level would be better for him.

I thought it was because Peter got close with MJ again and then Kitty felt insecure.

Granted, Pete and MJ were definitely doing something behind Kitty's back

She's just being tsundere

Actually you might be right. I just remember them having that conversation and it's been well over 10 years since I've read it.

How tall is she supposed to be in this shit show? She looks to be at least seven feet to his ten feet.

Fuck you Anna best girl

>Favoritism

Yet he keeps being shat on on virtually everything. Let him have all the pussy.

There's only room for one tsundere in Peter's life.