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BLACK OPS Continues

Somebody said a while back he was from the zombie-verse

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as I said, Hannibal Spidey is great for exposition.

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Oh my god dudeI know, I looked up the actual names though

Same.
But it's clear that they had no idea how to explain him.
They just wanted evil Spidey.
Should have been a transdimensional hopper from some more Lovecraftian universe.

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OP is god

This is fucking hilarious shit here.

Maybe he's from the Cannibal Universe

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>Kill two people and sell your soul to satan
>You only get to be VICE president

MY SIDES

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i'd be so pissed to sell my soul and only be VP

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What's the difference between damning yourself to hell and selling your soul on top of that?

Yeah like every once in a while some part of his body bulges out showing the outline of alien physiology or something

The President evidently has a much nicer soul.

Satan semen powers activate!

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And then get betrayed and have to sell your soul for realsies

wasn't Hawkeye on a team with a literal God?

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I am actually blown away.

I couldnt be this stupid on purpose

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Did Rhodey's costume just randomly change color?

Just call em black, goddamnit.

This is why my old school called a visiting African priest an African-American

Colouring errors on this page, eh?

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is he really surprised that THE DEVIL is betraying him?

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IIRC Ultimate Thor was written as being either the actual god or a crazy guy who just thinks he's a god

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COOLER SEXIER TOUGHER BETTER GHOSTRIDER COMING THROUGH!
We didn't even try this time!

Only until Ultimates 2 when..yeah...it was all fucking real.
And it was great..

Now you complain, Clint?
Now?

Yeah Black Briton is the correct term. Americans get their knickers in a twist over lots of words Brits don't consider racist. Coloured, old fashioned but not racist. Oriental, general descriptor for East Asians without the negative connotations it has in the U.S. Cunt, same usage as dick in the U.S. etc.

At first he was crazy but then he proved he was an actual god.

It was before this thoguh so yeah

>Black ops

>My God
This entire sequence leading up to that line is perfect

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>attacking the guy they are supposed to be protecting

Tell me, do these guys get ANYTHING right in this comic?

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Do they ever colour Rhodey the same?
And
>blue exhaust

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Bravo

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Not like there's any indication he's the veep at that point

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All of this pales into comparison next to the epicness of the gay vampire arc tho.

>"Today the vice president turned into a demon biker and was murdered by another demon biker while a gang of superhumans watched"

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Could someone story-time the Ultimates? Since Cho drew that and it was apparently less edgy

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I knowm I just find it funny how they just keep failing upwards.

The only actual sucesses the team has were done by cap.

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truly a great day for news outlets

when does that happen?

Cho does curves

This is edge time

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Gotta love the FLAMING HORNS AND SPIKES

>not having read Ultimates 3
You lucky bastard

Oh Jesus. This dialogue. It's like Red Hulk all over again

Also
>Rhodey hit him with everything
>was fine
>think a gasoline fire will take care of him

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>This man is CONSTANTLY on fire
>I'll kill him with fire!

lel

Anything from Ultimate Marvel worth reading? Only ever took a look at the Evil Reed Richards arc, which went nowhere

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Like powertryEven mark k n ows this is stupid

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UFF was pretty good for a while.
The Evil Richards arc was good until it suddenly wasn't.
Ultimatum is fun to read just as a "It can't get any worse, but then it does" type of read.

It did give us a great two page spread of RightReed

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aren't they already both going to Hell?

UFF and USM.

Hickman's Ultimates until Humphries

UFF under Fialkov isn't too bad. Shit art but ok over all

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Wait, isn't Ultimate Frank wearing the same retarded costume Millar wanted 616 Frank to wear when he took up Cap's mantle after Civil War?

Does this mean that he just killed Biden?

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HAHA TOPICAL

Frank 1
Satan 6
Ultimate Comics: Avengers: 0

How the hell are they not fired after this bullshit

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Ultimates 1 and 2 are fantastic and USM, UXM and UFF are mostly decent to good with USM occasionally being great. Then Ultimatum happens and it all goes to shit.

....The bad guy was a demonic Joe Biden?

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Anyone else think it's weird that they keep referring to OC Donut Stark by his full name?

>we have to have Frank wear a mask so that people don't know that SHIELD is working with the Punisher
>guy on loudspeaker just says his name

wah wahhhh

>Sarah Palin
>hot
i thought this was Ultimate Punisher not Ultimate Daredevil

wow, Punisher sucks
>Kills the guy he's supposed to protect
>Spares the guy he's supposed to kill
>Realizes he's doing something wrong and just shrugs his shoulders

>implying based 'Diamond' Joe Biden would resort to deals with the devil

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