These lads show up at your door demanding you swear bayat to ISIS or be killed.
What do?
These lads show up at your door demanding you swear bayat to ISIS or be killed
Hudson White
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Aaron Williams
Show them my knife.
Bentley Rogers
Mag dump
Nathaniel Baker
So they can circumcise you with it as part of your conversion to Islam?
Lincoln Harris
>not knowing I've prepared for this my whole life
I carry around my katana with me at all times, some mud nigger with a gun cant handle the speed and precision of someone well trained in combat of swordmanship.
Carter Lee
Kek
Connor Watson
Pls don't
Do you seriously CCW though?
Thomas Gutierrez
Trigger clay mores on front porch. Go back to watching football.
Angel Myers
Your sand niggerish bullets are no match to my shiny katana
Levi Watson
i say "ha, thats my enemy"
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Isaiah Smith
When do we invade ziostan, Achmed?
Ethan Robinson
FROM HELLS HEART I STAB AT THEE!!
Nathaniel Martinez
Tell them they've got the wrong address, Swedistan is up the road north from here.
Grayson Murphy
Say
>Fuck you, suck dick, you ain't got no wins in mi casa, qué te pasa, you ain't even in my clasa.
And slam the door shut.
Joshua Morris
Recite the nicene creed and prepare to die.
Elijah Lewis
well then allah akbar brothers
Kevin Rodriguez
Swear bayat and go back to my woerk woerk woerk. Tell them to not step on my well cared for lawn the next time they come to my door.
Oliver Young
Fight back even though I will be inevitably killed almost instantly. I don't care about dying, so it's preferable to joining Isis.
Jace Long
KABLAM
KABLAM with a side of cringe
"thanks infidel" KABLAM
KABLAM KABLAM ALLAHU ACKBAR KABLAM KABLAM
Oliver Ross
Watch as my wife sneaks up behind them with her FN FAL and mows them all down
Adam Mitchell
Shut the door and go back to playing Halo. What are they gonna do, shoot me?
Justin Davis
Kek confirms Ameriburger strategy still #1
Dylan Thompson
Tell them I'm Jewish and demand to speak to their Mossad handler.
Elijah Peterson
The west will have martyrs, too.
Asher Murphy
>leaf forgets that in civilized countries we arm ourselves
Ryder Cruz
Bwahaha I don't live in Hajjistan, won't happen.
Oh. Wait, brb answering door...