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Wish my gf was fit

wish my gf existed

threadly reminder that the leftypol raids are real

>aussies still awake
mental

thats the thing tho
I would know what to do
If I just had a gf, EVERYTHING would be alright

need a bf lads

haha covered this earlier in the week mostly buying drinks for people but also some big expenses like when I paid for 2 other lads £100 quid each to come see drake at the o2 lol

Get a new, fit gf m8

anime

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Need leftypol benders out of business

where do you get the money from?

no not yet

Did you get How to Win Friends and Influence People yet?

wish i had a gf haha x

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choon lods
would be your friend if you bought me a beer x

cba to get /fit/ but i've decided that just skinny is more appealing than skinnyfat
so im cutting down to 1 meal a day at maximum

Feel like my autistic mate has read this book or something because he's become an utter unpleasant rude cunt

Haha, whoops.

Get into it mate. You'll make more friends after reading that book than if you spent £100,000 trying to buy friendship.

work for my family and they (we) do ok

But I quite like my current gf, just wish I was more attracted to her

Ayaya > rest
Can't argue with that

What are his initials?

just woke up the inner primal instinct that was hiding dormant in my body

Ah yes, Sunday is it? Time to bang around the house like a man with severe Parkinsons trying to move furniture. Fucking hate the runts who live below me.

clueless runtoid

Aussie are okay, cute too. There are these aussie brothers I watched a few times on youtube showcasing the outback live. Loved it when they went shirtless and catch wild animals and cook them and stuff. Adorable. No homo.

the evening plan

At least you have one. Haven't had one since 2010

just had a nice walk in the snow down to the offy to get a bottle of brandy
now back at home having a drink watching the manc derby

unironically /thinspo/ lad

the current black girl spammer is such a snaky cunt
one thread he's saying everyone should shut up about politics
the very next one he's saying rorke should go to leftypol

bizarro tim

I just read that Max Clifford collapsed before on Thursday, "while trying to clean his cell".

Sounds like they were really giving him a hard time. You don't collapse just making the bed. More like on your hands and knees with a scrubbing brush.

Aged 74.

It killed him.

Imagine being who he used to be, then having to clean your wee cell in such a way that it kills you. That existence for years.

It would kill you inside long before it actually killed you. Nothing to live for in there, and nothing to come out to. And he'd have know that.

Fucking belter of an ending for our Max. Bye for now. God bless.

twin tails are a powerful stat modifier

No, reading it makes you pleasant and fun to be around. It starts by convincing you you should get good at interactions and relationships, and then shows you how to do it by making people feel good around you and like you. 100% works. It says to read it regularly, even after you finish it, I've read it one and a half times and just that has changed my life. I'm a million times more confident now, and noticed a change in how people react to me.

the fucking state of malaysian poofters

he's a pseudo-politics spammer
and he's a race baiter
report and ignore him

how so?

any acestream man in
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He's a bro

honestly dont care what my gf would look like as long as she wasn't fat and doesn't have weird deformities or moles on her face
has to wear nice stuff like skirts and tights and flats as well

wont say in case of doxxing, who do you have in mind?

Could you give some bullet points/summarys relating to what you doing different as per I'm not asking this as a substitute for reading the book just amazed taht one book could change your life so much.

I weewy neewd yow gowys tow buyw my gawmes

i just hide any post that contains a pooskin kek

ugly baby dick x

being skinny looks like as bad as being skinnyfat

mate I live in London and will be your friend

We could have a richfag/poorfag dynamic where you buy the drinks and I bring the chicks (that you buy)

email me at [email protected]

me aha
do you live in the north

one post in about twenty threads come on lad

nah I don't think so
im not lanky so I won't become full skeleton

Pics

Gyllenchad

mate it didn't work even with "normal" people why am I gona do the pay for everything strat with some loser off /brit/ no hate

you'll look like an underfed child

good lad

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nah south

Would you date a ripped girl?

>with some loser off /brit/

hardly in any position to judge now are you mate

wish my gf had a bigger willy

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i'm not debating that i'm a loser just I tried to be friends with "normal" people and it didn't work so going for a loser seems like a bad play

bender

the tablets at 1000IU but there's 96 in the tub so I could feasibly take 3 a day (there's only 30 tablets in the iron packet so that would match)

can you honestly say you notice a difference between 1k and 4k daily?

some people say you should take 10k and all sorts

yis

yeah but at the moment i look like a skinnyfat child
my logic is that it couldnt be worse

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i like cat

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Blocks your willy

>work for my family and they (we) do ok

the difference between skinny and skinnyfat isn't very obvious when you have your clothes on, so it won't help you in meeting women. it might help you if it makes you feel more confident, but i suspect it will actually make you very body-conscious.

Nightcrawler was extremely kino

here

Do you have the MD5s for the nigspammer

T H I C C

look at that big fat hand, it's so big and fat

>loser off /brit/
not gonna take any offense because I actually have normal mates and you spent 10k and dont have any mates. The reason it didnt work out is cause you tried to be friends with normies you tit. Normies are boring as shit.

Personally Ive just come to realise I have outgrown my mates and need to do new shit.

i know who the guy on the left is but what's the right side about

Inheritance tax should be 100% to prevent Tarquinism.

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the Deano that will work for him one day

>apple brandy

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Why do Londoners enjoy this? Are they mentally ill?

oh right haha

Unironically a good idea, hat tarqs

tory bastids

it tastes peng la
drinking it with orange juice, very sour

doing a poo should be 100% to prevent doing a poo later

toilberg looks at pictures like this with glee

God bless you

When brit meets me irl

don't take 10k - the RDA is 2k I believe - I went from taking 0 to taking 4k and I feel worlds better

4-6 is a fine range

grim
crowded places make me feel like a sheep going to slaughter

>dad can you come to my dance recital at the school talent show?
>sure thing hun
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don't know what webm this is

this is something i can get behind if you know what i mean

Phwoar

imagine wearing shorts and a t-shirt every day because of how swelting hot it is outside. Australia must suck.

wew